Jayru

This pic is REAL. it has not been edited in any way!!!My Friends, I give you… THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH!

This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken last week by a
Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials
for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went
and bought a camera to take pictures.


The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust. A woman is
either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side. The guy
driving it was jogging up and down on Rt. 925. (in the background)

Witnesses said their physical state was OTHER than normal. The driver
finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched
behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the
load! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.

The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they
had the customer sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious,
what you can’t see is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? --
10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each. They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs.

Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through
the floorboard. The car, with FL plates (naturally), was headed for Annapolis, where
the couple presumably planned to build a new house in which to smoke their crack.



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Nashua_Night_Hawk

ROFL my asss...... ha ha ha.....

He is ridding on low profiles too.... ha ha ha ... I guess he is a crack head....ha ha ha ...full of shitt tooo .....

This is guy should be jailed in Istanboul for couple year and I assure you he will admire being sober.... ha ha ha...

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Bare Bone Stock Type-S. Plenty of accessories. PIAA 19169 to be installed soon.

CLpower

seen it

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"the needle got buried at 140.....1,500 RPM later...the tach got buried"

pays to be young and crazy


99 3.0 CL
55 Chevy Suburban (chopped, dropped, tubbed and FLAME RETARDENT!!)

58 Eldorado Biarritz

WebToker

It looks like it was on the to then slid back and thats were he landed.

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2001 Acura 3.2 CL Type-S
San Marino Red/Ebony/Navi/Spoiler/Nose Mask/Mud Guards/Wheel locks/
Comptech Springs & Filter/PIAA 1969/20% Tint/Acura lettering removed/
12in Sub with AMP/Dynomated Trunk/Sub control under dash/
Clifford G4 Solaris Alarm

spiroh

thats a BS picture.

1StGenCL

Thats great. What stupid people we have in Florida but that pic has been around for a while so it wasnt taken last week

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'97 CL with custom scratches thanks to my mom's "wonderful" cats

[DWI]

I've seen it still funny as hell but I'd forgotten about it. By the way it has been around for months

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2001 Acura CL Type S "Claire" non-navi No spoiler. Bone stock, for now.
~Member of the Scratched Rim Club.~

YuppieCL

damn... i am wondering if its real though. hmph... did the car collapse at once after it was driven, or did it slowly happen?

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YuppieCL
'90 Accord LX
'01 3.2CL Type S
#6487, Satin Silver, Navi, Spoiler, Comptech springs, 35% Llumar window tint
PhotoPoint Pics!

SoundSpeed

Yeah that pics been around awhile, but it is still pretty funny if that is for real. I guess that guy won't need to cut his springs now.

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True Hip-hop junkie

typeR

I examined on paint shop pro up to 16* cant see any anomaly except maybe the exhaust

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'01 3.2 CL typeR
Sundance Platinum
Llumar platinum plus
tint 20% all around
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'98 ACCORD V-6 sedan
16" coupe wheels
215/55/16 nitto's
20% smoke titanium

Shawn S

I’m almost positive that is a hack job.
I looked at it in PhotoShop 5.5 at 500% and I can see blend lines on the doors & rear quarter where it looks like it was “sliced”.

Another thing, why aren’t the two windows in the rear door broken?
The bottom layer of wood is obviously sitting below the roofline.

Plus that twine would never hold that much weight in the position shown.

Shawn S


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Speed limits are for CARS and DRIVERS whose limits are easily exceeded !!!!!

2001 CL Type S - NAV - San Marino RED / Parchment - Spoiler - 35% Tint - Roof Visor - PIAA Lamps
GOLD Emblems & Grill - V1 w/remote - KICKER ZR-360 w/(2) 10" Alumapro Subs - Shine by ZAINO
For Pictures see: PAGE 1 PAGE 2 PAGE 3 PAGE 4 V1 & SUBS

4pumpedCL

I think that pic in fake...the perspective of the front wheel it totally off. Furthermore, I have a friend with hydraulics in a Jetta and the rear wheel moves really far forward when it sits that low due to the torsion bar style rear suspension. Plus, I think the shocks would bottom out completely before the back end got that low. Whoever did the pic did a nice job, except the front tire. Take a look at this pic...notice now far forward the rear tire pivots.


Aaron
www.artofnoize.com

Al Uminum

I remember during my drive to work a newscast in which the commentator described the entire incident. Included in the report was no mention of a picture, just the incident.

It's a crazy world, how could you NOT believe that someone wouldn't try this?

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"01" CL Type-S
•White\Black
•Comptech Springs
•Comptech Sways
•Navigation System
•Burlwood Shifter
•Guards+Fenderwell Trim
•Smokers Package
Pictures of My Ride

bc01cls

LMAO..............

kensteele

Hey Shawn, of all people you would know a fake when you see one.

Sorta like when the FBI catches a hacker and then hires him on to see if he can recognize his own handy-work or the [similar] work of his friends.

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* 2001 Acura CL Type S * Blk/Blk * Navigator * Spoiler * Moonroof Visor * V1 *
* Since 3/31/2000 *
* Road Warrior *

* 500 posts on h/a.net *** 400 posts "insane poster" on the "old" acura-cl.com *

NOVAwhiteTypeS

Seen it already, I just wondered why the rear window didn't break at impact.

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CL-S
White/Ebony/Navi/Spoiler/Visor/Full Bra/Mud Guards/Cargo Net/Acura Car Cover/Tint 20%,35%,5% on Sun Roof, Rockford 250a2 Amp w/JL10w6 / K&N Drop in Filter. Comptech Springs. Polarg m-6.
Comptech Headers, Comptech Sways, Eurolite Xenon Crystal high beams.
AEM CAI once they decide to make the dame thing.

gtech 0-60 6.03 w/ 438 pound load. preheader.

rurofan

CLpower, you've seen it ?

god, I hope you haven't done it.

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2001 Acura CL Type-S. Blk/Blk w/Navi, Spoiler, PIAA Platinum Series Super White High Beams, PIAA 19169 Platinum Super White Wedge Bulbs, 20% / 5% tints.


So far four door dings, two on each side, DVD navigation system unit replaced, both driver and passenger side seat back fell off, and replaced both wipers and wind shield.

[This message has been edited by rurofan (edited 02-03-2001).]

astro

I'm 99% sure it's real, as I have seen that particular picture a few times and I've even seen one of the same scene from a different angle, thus convincing me it really did happpen...


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Astroboy out...
2001 Acura CL Type S: Comptech: Headers, filter, sways, springs, koni shocks, goodridge braided brake lines, full kicker system
1996 Porsche 911 Twin Turbo: H&R Springs and sways, Bilstein shocks