Bad, POS Noises coming from Car
11-01-2001, 09:20 PM
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Bad, POS Noises coming from Car
Whenever there is a passenger in my car and i'm going below 25mph it is the most uncomfortable ride, there are tons of noises in the dash and in the seat, And it is really really low class, it sounds like i'm driving a 91 Escort. Something is def wrong, What could this be and will Acura look at this without ripping my ass off for costs.
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Re: Bad, POS Noises coming from Car
Originally posted by pgatour1
Whenever there is a passenger in my car and i'm going below 25mph it is the most uncomfortable ride, there are tons of noises in the dash and in the seat, And it is really really low class, it sounds like i'm driving a 91 Escort. Something is def wrong, What could this be and will Acura look at this without ripping my ass off for costs.
Whenever there is a passenger in my car and i'm going below 25mph it is the most uncomfortable ride, there are tons of noises in the dash and in the seat, And it is really really low class, it sounds like i'm driving a 91 Escort. Something is def wrong, What could this be and will Acura look at this without ripping my ass off for costs.
You know, this reminds me of a funny story...
WARNING: Creative use of foul language ahead:
I selected POPCORN you goddamn rickety assed fuck heap..
NOT, I said NOT GODDAMN SMOLDERING CHARRED CORN REMAINS OF SMoKEY BURNING GOODNESS.
I know, Iknow, T_S_M you should stand there and watch over your fucking popcorn and listen until there are about 5 seconds between pops and then you popcorn will be fine and good.
BULLSHIT. See, you gonna PUT a goddamn button on this fucking thing that says POPCORN, well it needs to pop some goddamn popcorn, NOT fucking irradiate the fucking contents untill there is a smoking black mass bubbling in the center of the goddamn microwave. Or maybe I am using REGULATION popcorn, and where the goddamn shit heap was built their popcorn is immune to the microwaves or the shiny slippery heat genies that fly about inside fucking the contents until it is hot enough to consume. I DONT know, Iam not a goddamn nuclear fuking technician, button says popcorn, popcorn should be popped, not fucking nuked into the realm of smoldring shit.
What a nice smell too, ahahahahah yes coworker-cunt, I burned the popcorn, yes, your amusing goddamn anecdotes about your retarded invalid drooling stuttering demon cunt spawn burning the popcorn is NOW even more hilarios, please stand back as I SHIT my goddamn pants from the fucking hilarity which abounds from your rancid festering cum holster, you cunt, you stuttering inbred daffy cunt, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DOOR, go back to sucking cocks or polishing your nappy assed wig, or what ever the fuck you were doing you goddamn dirty assed fuck steak.
Oh well, off to steal crackers from the tards Honor system box.
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I have one at home, it sounds like a goddamn 727 taxiing down a goddamn runway, it DOES have the built in butter melter and shit....Idunno, I guees in my shop where loud music, swearing and PC componets being thrown from windows into trees with a hail of explicatives, one more loud ass noise wouldnt be noticed....
Radiohead- loud as hell..
T_S_M- GODDAMN IT MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN SHIT HEAP FUCKING WOOORK!!
*smash, wham, drop, smash*, -MOTHERFUCKER- *smash, crash, power supply goes sailing out window* with a -goddamn fuck you! yelled out behind it.
I suppose the loud ass air popper woulnt be noticed.......
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You are telling me nothing I dont already know. Iused to work for General Cinemas, and they would have someone go up and pop bags and bags of popcorn, so after popping about 50 giant bags of popcorn, youd have to clean that big ass contraption, and GODDAMN I hated that shit.
once I cleaned the popper/kettle with stainless steel cleaner, used on the area where the popped popcon went, well the next time I had to pop popcorn it was all funky and poisonous, so I had to throw away all 40 bags I had popped and start over.
Goddamn it took years before Iwould eat popcorn again.
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This goddamn fuck heap has a fucking PORK ROAST setting...WHAT THE FUCK!! This motherfucker makes popcorn fucking glow in the goddamn dark, I can only imagine waht a pork roast would do.....WHO THE FUCK COOKS A GODDAMN PORK ROAST IN A GODDAMN MICROWAVE??
Its a DAEWOO, makers of cars,guns,planes,motors,monitors,tvs,vcrs,and anything that can be rolled down a goddamn child labor assembly line...
PORK ROAST...in-fucking-deed.
Heres the buttons
POPCORN- yeah right
PORK ROAST
HAMBURGER
SNACK
CHICKEN
BACON
LEFTOVERS
Now it LOOKS fancy, bells and readouts and shit, I thought it was one of those goddamn smart fuckers that could sense the burning death withing its rickety innards, but Noooooooooooooooooo, it just burns the fuck out of stuff with those goddamn heat genies. unf unf unf. DING. "Your popcorn is fucked."
NOT, I said NOT GODDAMN SMOLDERING CHARRED CORN REMAINS OF SMoKEY BURNING GOODNESS.
I know, Iknow, T_S_M you should stand there and watch over your fucking popcorn and listen until there are about 5 seconds between pops and then you popcorn will be fine and good.
BULLSHIT. See, you gonna PUT a goddamn button on this fucking thing that says POPCORN, well it needs to pop some goddamn popcorn, NOT fucking irradiate the fucking contents untill there is a smoking black mass bubbling in the center of the goddamn microwave. Or maybe I am using REGULATION popcorn, and where the goddamn shit heap was built their popcorn is immune to the microwaves or the shiny slippery heat genies that fly about inside fucking the contents until it is hot enough to consume. I DONT know, Iam not a goddamn nuclear fuking technician, button says popcorn, popcorn should be popped, not fucking nuked into the realm of smoldring shit.
What a nice smell too, ahahahahah yes coworker-cunt, I burned the popcorn, yes, your amusing goddamn anecdotes about your retarded invalid drooling stuttering demon cunt spawn burning the popcorn is NOW even more hilarios, please stand back as I SHIT my goddamn pants from the fucking hilarity which abounds from your rancid festering cum holster, you cunt, you stuttering inbred daffy cunt, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DOOR, go back to sucking cocks or polishing your nappy assed wig, or what ever the fuck you were doing you goddamn dirty assed fuck steak.
Oh well, off to steal crackers from the tards Honor system box.
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I have one at home, it sounds like a goddamn 727 taxiing down a goddamn runway, it DOES have the built in butter melter and shit....Idunno, I guees in my shop where loud music, swearing and PC componets being thrown from windows into trees with a hail of explicatives, one more loud ass noise wouldnt be noticed....
Radiohead- loud as hell..
T_S_M- GODDAMN IT MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN SHIT HEAP FUCKING WOOORK!!
*smash, wham, drop, smash*, -MOTHERFUCKER- *smash, crash, power supply goes sailing out window* with a -goddamn fuck you! yelled out behind it.
I suppose the loud ass air popper woulnt be noticed.......
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You are telling me nothing I dont already know. Iused to work for General Cinemas, and they would have someone go up and pop bags and bags of popcorn, so after popping about 50 giant bags of popcorn, youd have to clean that big ass contraption, and GODDAMN I hated that shit.
once I cleaned the popper/kettle with stainless steel cleaner, used on the area where the popped popcon went, well the next time I had to pop popcorn it was all funky and poisonous, so I had to throw away all 40 bags I had popped and start over.
Goddamn it took years before Iwould eat popcorn again.
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This goddamn fuck heap has a fucking PORK ROAST setting...WHAT THE FUCK!! This motherfucker makes popcorn fucking glow in the goddamn dark, I can only imagine waht a pork roast would do.....WHO THE FUCK COOKS A GODDAMN PORK ROAST IN A GODDAMN MICROWAVE??
Its a DAEWOO, makers of cars,guns,planes,motors,monitors,tvs,vcrs,and anything that can be rolled down a goddamn child labor assembly line...
PORK ROAST...in-fucking-deed.
Heres the buttons
POPCORN- yeah right
PORK ROAST
HAMBURGER
SNACK
CHICKEN
BACON
LEFTOVERS
Now it LOOKS fancy, bells and readouts and shit, I thought it was one of those goddamn smart fuckers that could sense the burning death withing its rickety innards, but Noooooooooooooooooo, it just burns the fuck out of stuff with those goddamn heat genies. unf unf unf. DING. "Your popcorn is fucked."
Yet another wonderful rant written by T_S_M over at forums.somethingawful.com
11-01-2001, 09:33 PM
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HAHAHA very funny focker, Thanks. Homo
But seriously that doesn't help, Is anyone else experiencing this shit what the fawk can it be and is it worth taking to Acura, cause I got a list of things for them to deal with.
But seriously that doesn't help, Is anyone else experiencing this shit what the fawk can it be and is it worth taking to Acura, cause I got a list of things for them to deal with.
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