Acura3.0CL

Hey, well i was drivin home tonight, cruisin along blasting AC/DC and and then i see this cop....i slow down...and then i started to think about u guys...lol...I myself have only been pulled over once (for illegal turnsignals....$70 ticket my ass!!) Anyway, i know alot of u have prob gotten pulled over by the PO's...so...whats you best line to get out of the ticket? Know any good sweet talk or facts that would help out fellow CL menbers??

Stapler

"Yes Sir .. Yes Sir... Im sorry Sir.. It will never happen again Sir "

then repeat Usually if you say "oh i didn't know or "my spedo doesn't workd" Your assured a ticket.. ateast in my experience.

baka_t

for speeding "officer i have the worst case of diarrhea and i needed to get home fast.

infamouz trunkz

for speeding "officer i have the worst case of diarrhea and i needed to get home fast.

....that excuse really work..it got me off of a couple of tickets

Outlaw

"It's a cardigan but thanks for noticin!"

Trust me, and Lloyd and Harry. Worked for the shaggin-wagon, it'll work for the CL!

Bluesman

They love this one.

Give me a cheeseburger and a order of fries.

Then bind over cause your about to get !@#$%^

STLUSMCH

no its a cardigan but thatnks for noticin

ya killer boots man hahahahaha

Hobo

lol ill have to try the diarrhea one....

been pulled over 4 times, cant seem to get out of anything :\

ib_jimmy

this remind me of an old issue of SuperStreet. Things u shouldn't tell a cop when getting pulled over.

"oh my car came with those light when i bought it."

"my car doesn't have a place for the front license plate."

"Why dont u pull the other guy i was racing over?"

"i didnt see u parking in the dunkin donut"

"thats aint blue....that's hyper white!"

there was a bunch of funny one i can't remember...

klepto

"im sawrry ocifer, waf seems tobe teh problem?"

ib_jimmy

"i had like 2 beers all night"

Slooo97CL

iTrader: (1)

officer: "It smells like marijuana in here"
me: "What's marijuana smell like?"

ib_jimmy

me(shotgun): What!?! aren't those illegal.

Katies99CL

show him your

ib_jimmy

is that how u do it katie?

r3mix3r

show me your :-)

But umm i would leave a botttle of pills in the car and tell him you just got diagnosed with cancer and start crying or sum shit...

whatever cops around here are all dicks no matter wat u say u get a ticket

you acura-cl fuckers better be careful on new years eve i dont want any cl dui's!!

Katies99CL

thats how u do dat right thurr

nah, not really, i would never use that as an excuse....

baka_t

girls got it so easy all they gotta do is show some titty or hike up their skirt they always get off with a warning. Esp if its a fat cop.

Katies99CL

well just a FYI, most girls dont do that shit....:P

play nice and smile, hell yah....but i dont go beyond that

baka_t

I dunno i herd some f'd up stories about girls and there traffic stops.

18anatak

I usually dont tell em shit. No lines, no bs. Im always honest about what i did, and recently, the past 2 times i've been let go.

TeamBlurryCL

"can you hold my beer really quick while i get y wallet??"

green972.2

" my nipples were recently pierced and they chafe when i wear my seatbelt"

97Cl22

"My g/f was givin me head, so yeah i guess i was probably swerving a little bit. Plus all those beers i've had arn't helping any!"

woodek

"He got weed" !!!


From Chris Rock in : "How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police"

Under Chris Rocks picture (play). Watch the short comercial and the clip will start. Classic!

http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2458063

STLUSMCH

umm this always worked for me ahen got pulled speeding
military only
cop=why are u speeding so fast
me=sorry sir im late for a formation im getting promoted and it will be my ass and possibly my rank if i dont get there on time
cop=right let me see your id
me=pop out military id
cop= ok hurry up but dont go so dam fast

ahh last incident let off 98 in 60 booyah hurray for military id

STLUSMCH

omg i remember that chris rock episode

remember to tell your friend one thing SHUT THE FUCK UP haha

love that fools reaction

dajuice27

Have you seen my Baseball?

dajuice27

Sgt. Rat Bastard, drop and gimmie some you dumbshit! Push until you see China and when you do, bring me back a goddam egg roll!

MikeCL97

u guys actually stop when a cop attempts to pull u over ? i just tell them

Acura3.0CL

"uhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry officer.....i uhhhhh didnt know i coudnt do that...."


The you try to get their attention as they start to walk back to their car....

"uhh excuse me officer....excuse me.....(gettin all personal and shit) :ghey: excuse me :ghey: .....im a little tired, and im a little high....and all i wanna know is...uhhh...which was is 3rd street!?"

legendaryCL98

just piss in your pants, and they have to let u go. or else its public humiliation... heh heh

Kiljaedoen

I learned not to point at your speedometer and say "No sir I do not know how fast I was going, my spedometer stops at 85"
Even if it is the truth !!!