cu2wagon

Making a shoutcore music video with your bros about cucking != Cuck...

Move on.

cu2wagon

Oh. Language.

Majofo

Indeed

Majofo

TacoBalls doesn't really seem like the type to go see if he was talked about though..

Majofo

If he was, I'd suggest he go ask in the office

TacoBello

I have no clue as to what you guys are talking about. Probably for the better. Then again, I don't know what the hell is going on in here 2/3s of the time, anyway. That, and I sometimes put my pants on first and then my underwear. Not on purpose, of course. I'm just Canadian, eh? We're a little slow.

And aint nobody got time to go reading back pages. Plus, your guys' two pages are probably 5 or 6 pages for me... And that involves way too much clicking and dick jokes. Don't get me wrong- I love a good dick joke. Sometimes even a good dick. But it's not the same when you're reading through back pages, as compared to when they actually happen.

TacoBello

If I'm tacoballs, is the First Lady tacoballa?

I wish I was a taco balla. There'd be tacos for days. For everybody. On every corner. Of every street.

Flipster23

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Nicki Minaj is dead....

Majofo

Flip on that zombie cough syrup

thoiboi

fuck he knows...

thoiboi

You had my hopes up asshole...

Majofo

That might be coming true very soon... bc Trump is a fucking asshole.
They have CBP checking people coming off domestic flights.. people showing their papers because their fucking cucks.
I'd be a learned asshole, tell them to fuck off.

TacoBello

What the fuck.

Too bad americans are too big of pussies to revolt against the worst and dumbest fucking government of all time. Pussies.

TacoBello

Look at those cucks in the video. "I gots to check ya, cuz ma baws says I gots ta"

the faces on those cucks spells it all. I'd be letting people through like nobody's business. Because it's still their right to go and there's no law in place saying you can't let them. An executive order was quashed by the courts, yet these cucks are still harassing the shit out of people, because they're "protecting" American citizens.

I just heard Muhammad Ali's son was getting the gears and detained for hours when he came back from Jamaica, even though he's a US citizen with a US passport. But because he's a Muslim, they're busting his balls to no end. What the fuck, America?

justnspace

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got new tires and raised her up a bit
got her aligned and then inspected...
and I was driving for two months on an expired license...
got that rectified.

TacoBello

Sorry, I'm just bitter. You guys- all of America- deserves better than this. What a sad state of times to live in.

I dont think that trumpy understands he's likely creating more threats towards the country more than anything else. That, or he's hellbent on creating a military state, slowly on his way to creating a dictatorship. I hope the people stand up before it gets that far.

cu2wagon

All that fat orange Cheeto fuck cares about is getting his name in the press to stroke his tiny ego. No publicity is bad publicity, so this all builds his Drumpf empire awareness.

Nothing like fistfucking an entire country for your own personal gain. But hey, at least they're isn't a Kenyan running the country anymore. /Sarcasm.

cu2wagon

Car looks good Crabman!

Majofo

All clean and shit..

cu2wagon

Yeah. A clean little bitch. I guess that's what happens when you keep her locked up in a dungeon and only taken out for a flogging.

I keep my shit dirty because fuck a hoe.

Majofo

my ninja.. right in the butthole!! let her man watch!!! cuck!

Majofo

Flip right..

Nicki dead.. that Remy Ma diss is the best diss track of all time -Kanye

Majofo

[Intro: Nicki Minaj & Remy Ma]
Free Remy!
(Word)
You know what? Free Remy!
Fuck you, Free Remy!
(Fuck Nicki Minaj)
Are you dumb?
You wore a pink diamond chicken wing chain (Are you dumb?)
You had a leopard beehive on your head (Are you dumb?)
(Fuck Nicki Minaj)
Are you forgettin' that I pressed you before, bitch?
(Fuck Nicki Minaj)

[Hook]
(I) Fuck with your soul like shETHER
(Will) You ain't the queen, I'll show you
(Not) Lipo your ass and belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already

[Verse]
They told you your whole career I'd come home and kill you, right? Ha-ha!
I told you I wasn't talkin' about your dumb ass
It looks stupid, you literally got a dumb ass
Talking cray, and we all know that you dumb ass
You get Donkey of the Day, yeah you dumb ass
Let's be honest, you stole that line 'bout bitches being your sons
How you take my '09 jail tweet and run?
Talking 'bout bringing knives to a fight with guns
When the only shot you ever took was in your buns
And I saw Meek at All-Star, he told me your ass dropped
He couldn't fuck you for three months because your ass dropped
Now I don't think y'all understand how bad her ass got
The implants that she had put in her ass popped
I was like, "Damn, 90 days and you couldn't have box?
Did she at least compensate? Start giving you mad top?
Her name Minaj, right? She ain't throw you some bad thots?"
He said "Nah," that's when I knew you was really a trash bop
You was screaming "Free Remy" when I was upstate doomed
But now that they freed Remy, you don't sing the same tune
Locked me up, threw away my keys, threw away my weaves
Snatched me from my son, braids to the back, state greens
Daily News, "Her career's over," "She was kinda stupid,"
But you saw a opportunity 'cause you a opportunist
Left your Day 1 'cause you heard he was on some cheat shit
Then got with the dude that told you on some creep shit
But what happened to Omeeka? Nah, on some G shit
Left him and took a pic with the dude he had beef with?
And we all know it was a beef that you started
Pillow-talking out of your ass, this bitch retarded
Now you gotta die, you dearly departed
Blood bath, when I catch you, a real red carpet
Now what I'ma do, I'ma just stick to the facts
Bitch so scared of my future, got this bitch going backwards
Been through mad crews, you disloyal hoochie
Now all of a sudden you back with Drake and Tunechi?
After he said you sucked his dick, you back with Gucci?
Who next, Puff, Deb or Fendi? You a A-list groupie
And to be the Queen of Rap, you gotta actually rap
The whole industry know that your shit is a wrap
No, to be the Queen of Rap, you can't have a ghostwriter
And that's why this is my house, Flo Rida
Niggas done seen Drake penning, Wayne penning
And since your first boyfriend left, bitch ain't winning
You a Internet troll, a Web browser, I'm sorry
You can't get her online with out Safaree!
Mentioning guns, you Pussy Galore, James Bond
Only time you touch a trigga is when you fucked Trey Songz
Coke head, you cheated on your man with Ebro
I might leak the footage of you sniffing them ski slopes
They gassing you up, but you been on E, though
"Pills and Potions," yep, you been on E, hoe
Got your ghostwriters back, so you think you lit
Rem Belushi, I'm a Ghostbuster, bitch
I'm supposed to be scared 'cause you bought your Barbie chain back?
I'll revert to "Ante Up," you'll get your Barbie chain yapped
Tried to front in February, catch you in that Maybach
Show you how to use your name, you be using your name wack
I'm saying, how you mix Nicki with a Minaj?
I'ma park this bitch, put Nicki in the garage
I'm getting money like Nicky Barnes, I'm the big homie
I responded in less than 48 Hours, Nick Nolte
Getting close like Nick Jonas, gripping the gauge
Then blaze off, Face Off, bitch, Nicolas Cage
You animated like Nickelodeon, you fake, bitch
Only the kids believe in you, you St. Nick
Now when I shoot Nick at Nite, they won't understand it
I'm Wild'n Out, bout to hit Nick with the Cannon
How are you on the VMAs acting like you hood?
Way across the stage, talking 'bout "Miley, what's good?"
That's Hannah Montana, she was always happy
You only fronted on Mariah 'cause Mariah don't carry
Tried to disrespect Taylor 'cause Taylor wasn't Swift enough
Pillsbury Doughgirl, Remy pick the biscuit up
I'm jealous? Bitch, you was happy when they took me
Best thing that ever happened to you was when they booked me
You said you never fucked Wayne, how stupid I look, B?
Get the picture, I'll expose you, I'm kind of a bully
You named yourself Nicki Lewinsky, the mind of a rookie
'Cause you was sucking his dick and now he tired of your nookie
You claimed you never fucked Drake, now that's where you took me
You fucked the whole Empire, who you trying to be, Cookie?
Boogie Down Bronx, I come out of the Boogie
To let you know real bitches never lie on their pussy
And stop talking numbers, you signed a 360 deal
Through Young Money, through Cash Money, through Republic
Which means your money go through five niggas before you touch it
Any videos, promotions come out of your budget
Endorsements, tour and merchandise, they finger-fuck it
You make like 35 cents off of each ducat
I own my masters, bitch, independent
So for every sale I do, you gotta do like ten
Stop comparing yourself to Jay, you not like him
You a motherfucking worker, not a boss like Rem
You're done, them pop chicks ain't get the news yet
Bitch, I pop chicks, yeah and I'm the new vet
I kill rappers, and you good as dead, bitch
Talking shit about me to a deaf bitch
And usually I have sympathy for the impaired
But not when you hard of hearing from untreated gonorrhea
But you point your fingers at me?
I’m the bad girl when she the one out here misleading the black girls?
All these fake asses influenced by that girl
Dying from botched surgeries, what a sad world
But before the butt job, you was a Spongebob
Sucking cock for records, captain of the cum squad
And I got a few words for the moms of the young Barbz
Guess who supports a child molester? Nicki Minaj
You paid for your brother’s wedding? That’s hella foul
How you spending money to support a pedophile?
He a walking dead man, sending threats to him
I guess that’s why they call you Barbie, you was next to Ken
Talkin’ ‘bout your money long and your foreign sick
Why you ain’t help your bro hide his cum from forensics
You probably somewhere overseas, foreign sick
Thought you could fuck with me, by far Rem sick
Meek, Drake, Safaree, I see men in your pants
We call that Jelani, get it? Semen in your pants
Uh, I got trigger fingers, you got bitter fingers
Yeah, you must think you Drake and I'm Twitter fingers
VH1, watch this
You just got bodied by a Love & Hip-Hop bitch

[Outro]
Don't ever in your fucking life play with me
That's on the set!
You tried it on the Rae Sremmurd record
You tried it on your little freestyle
They was both duds, just like every other one was duds
Just like this last one was a dud
But what you not gonna do is keep subbin' me
Big...Pun!
I send a fucking headshot, you dead, bitch!
Will not lose!

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

[Intro: Nicki Minaj & Remy Ma]
Free Remy!
(Word)
You know what? Free Remy!
Fuck you, Free Remy!
(Fuck Nicki Minaj)
Are you dumb?
You wore a pink diamond chicken wing chain (Are you dumb?)
You had a leopard beehive on your head (Are you dumb?)
(Fuck Nicki Minaj)
Are you forgettin' that I pressed you before, bitch?
(Fuck Nicki Minaj)

[Hook]
(I) Fuck with your soul like shETHER
(Will) You ain't the queen, I'll show you
(Not) Lipo your ass and belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already

[Verse]
They told you your whole career I'd come home and kill you, right? Ha-ha!
I told you I wasn't talkin' about your dumb ass
It looks stupid, you literally got a dumb ass
Talking cray, and we all know that you dumb ass
You get Donkey of the Day, yeah you dumb ass
Let's be honest, you stole that line 'bout bitches being your sons
How you take my '09 jail tweet and run?
Talking 'bout bringing knives to a fight with guns
When the only shot you ever took was in your buns
And I saw Meek at All-Star, he told me your ass dropped
He couldn't fuck you for three months because your ass dropped
Now I don't think y'all understand how bad her ass got
The implants that she had put in her ass popped
I was like, "Damn, 90 days and you couldn't have box?
Did she at least compensate? Start giving you mad top?
Her name Minaj, right? She ain't throw you some bad thots?"
He said "Nah," that's when I knew you was really a trash bop
You was screaming "Free Remy" when I was upstate doomed
But now that they freed Remy, you don't sing the same tune
Locked me up, threw away my keys, threw away my weaves
Snatched me from my son, braids to the back, state greens
Daily News, "Her career's over," "She was kinda stupid,"
But you saw a opportunity 'cause you a opportunist
Left your Day 1 'cause you heard he was on some cheat shit
Then got with the dude that told you on some creep shit
But what happened to Omeeka? Nah, on some G shit
Left him and took a pic with the dude he had beef with?
And we all know it was a beef that you started
Pillow-talking out of your ass, this bitch retarded
Now you gotta die, you dearly departed
Blood bath, when I catch you, a real red carpet
Now what I'ma do, I'ma just stick to the facts
Bitch so scared of my future, got this bitch going backwards
Been through mad crews, you disloyal hoochie
Now all of a sudden you back with Drake and Tunechi?
After he said you sucked his dick, you back with Gucci?
Who next, Puff, Deb or Fendi? You a A-list groupie
And to be the Queen of Rap, you gotta actually rap
The whole industry know that your shit is a wrap
No, to be the Queen of Rap, you can't have a ghostwriter
And that's why this is my house, Flo Rida
Niggas done seen Drake penning, Wayne penning
And since your first boyfriend left, bitch ain't winning
You a Internet troll, a Web browser, I'm sorry
You can't get her online with out Safaree!
Mentioning guns, you Pussy Galore, James Bond
Only time you touch a trigga is when you fucked Trey Songz
Coke head, you cheated on your man with Ebro
I might leak the footage of you sniffing them ski slopes
They gassing you up, but you been on E, though
"Pills and Potions," yep, you been on E, hoe
Got your ghostwriters back, so you think you lit
Rem Belushi, I'm a Ghostbuster, bitch
I'm supposed to be scared 'cause you bought your Barbie chain back?
I'll revert to "Ante Up," you'll get your Barbie chain yapped
Tried to front in February, catch you in that Maybach
Show you how to use your name, you be using your name wack
I'm saying, how you mix Nicki with a Minaj?
I'ma park this bitch, put Nicki in the garage
I'm getting money like Nicky Barnes, I'm the big homie
I responded in less than 48 Hours, Nick Nolte
Getting close like Nick Jonas, gripping the gauge
Then blaze off, Face Off, bitch, Nicolas Cage
You animated like Nickelodeon, you fake, bitch
Only the kids believe in you, you St. Nick
Now when I shoot Nick at Nite, they won't understand it
I'm Wild'n Out, bout to hit Nick with the Cannon
How are you on the VMAs acting like you hood?
Way across the stage, talking 'bout "Miley, what's good?"
That's Hannah Montana, she was always happy
You only fronted on Mariah 'cause Mariah don't carry
Tried to disrespect Taylor 'cause Taylor wasn't Swift enough
Pillsbury Doughgirl, Remy pick the biscuit up
I'm jealous? Bitch, you was happy when they took me
Best thing that ever happened to you was when they booked me
You said you never fucked Wayne, how stupid I look, B?
Get the picture, I'll expose you, I'm kind of a bully
You named yourself Nicki Lewinsky, the mind of a rookie
'Cause you was sucking his dick and now he tired of your nookie
You claimed you never fucked Drake, now that's where you took me
You fucked the whole Empire, who you trying to be, Cookie?
Boogie Down Bronx, I come out of the Boogie
To let you know real bitches never lie on their pussy
And stop talking numbers, you signed a 360 deal
Through Young Money, through Cash Money, through Republic
Which means your money go through five niggas before you touch it
Any videos, promotions come out of your budget
Endorsements, tour and merchandise, they finger-fuck it
You make like 35 cents off of each ducat
I own my masters, bitch, independent
So for every sale I do, you gotta do like ten
Stop comparing yourself to Jay, you not like him
You a motherfucking worker, not a boss like Rem
You're done, them pop chicks ain't get the news yet
Bitch, I pop chicks, yeah and I'm the new vet
I kill rappers, and you good as dead, bitch
Talking shit about me to a deaf bitch
And usually I have sympathy for the impaired
But not when you hard of hearing from untreated gonorrhea
But you point your fingers at me?
I’m the bad girl when she the one out here misleading the black girls?
All these fake asses influenced by that girl
Dying from botched surgeries, what a sad world
But before the butt job, you was a Spongebob
Sucking cock for records, captain of the cum squad
And I got a few words for the moms of the young Barbz
Guess who supports a child molester? Nicki Minaj
You paid for your brother’s wedding? That’s hella foul
How you spending money to support a pedophile?
He a walking dead man, sending threats to him
I guess that’s why they call you Barbie, you was next to Ken
Talkin’ ‘bout your money long and your foreign sick
Why you ain’t help your bro hide his cum from forensics
You probably somewhere overseas, foreign sick
Thought you could fuck with me, by far Rem sick
Meek, Drake, Safaree, I see men in your pants
We call that Jelani, get it? Semen in your pants
Uh, I got trigger fingers, you got bitter fingers
Yeah, you must think you Drake and I'm Twitter fingers
VH1, watch this
You just got bodied by a Love & Hip-Hop bitch

[Outro]
Don't ever in your fucking life play with me
That's on the set!
You tried it on the Rae Sremmurd record
You tried it on your little freestyle
They was both duds, just like every other one was duds
Just like this last one was a dud
But what you not gonna do is keep subbin' me
Big...Pun!
I send a fucking headshot, you dead, bitch!
Will not lose!

Majofo

Where's mystery with the translation

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

meat?

cu2wagon

Heck yeah, meat!

Majofo

What?

cu2wagon

TacoBello

She's hot.

TacoBello

Replacing the starter is on my "to do" list, however, I wasn't planning to order one until later this month. It started acting a bit funny back in December, but has been good ever since.

Until 2 hours ago. That bitch is about to take a major dump on itself. Yay, new car parts again!! I feel like I keep buying Xmas presents for myself

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I wouldn't touch the starter unless you have to...especially being 6MT (you are, right?) and have the option to push start if it gets to that point.
The mission with the starter teeth etc...bah...leave it alone.

TacoBello

I thought it was an easy replacement. At least according to the service manual. 2 bolts holding it in place and the electrical conductor. I'm not looking to rebuild it, but just swap out for a new one. Or am I totally missing something? I've never had to replace one before and to be honest, I haven't looked through AZ yet for a DIY.

My TL is a 6MT, but I can't keep push starting the car forever, lol. This thing has really turned for the worse. I'm guessing it's the copper plates inside that have worn through, but yeah, this morning the car was fine and started instantly. Now it takes me a minute to get the bitch fired

TacoBello

You were talking about rebuilding, weren't you, J? Is there a place to even get replacement parts for a DIY rebuild? I stumbled on an RSX thread on the net where a guy got some Toyota parts to rebuild his RSX starter. Apparently both use the same brand of starter, but Acura didn't sell the replacement parts, where as Toyota did. Not sure if it's possible to do with the TL one... I guess some more research is in order.

Yumcha

Gorgeous pics, Crabs!

Yumcha

@ Oscars for Best Picture...

I can see how this will be spun now: Da white man still trying to steal from the ...!


But, wow...Mega mistake.

Majofo

I was all like.. so predictable.. celebrating a movie no one gives a shit about except Hollywood.. then when it all blew up.. I was like
Kudos to the director / producer of La La Land for being so gracious.. take notes Columbia.. whore!

Majofo

Taco, I "reconditioned" my starter and it lived for another year before showing any signs of being a bitch again..

Remove starter, remove armature housing (few bolts), clean off all the carbon buildup. Then check the gaps on teh commuter and even them out like exhibit C

Majofo

Starter is quick work.. within 2 hours you'll have her out, reconditioned, and back in..

Majofo

The only bitch of it all is the brush assembly. I used fucking scissors to get it back in place. You'll understand when you do it.
It's not that big of a bitch, but I probably made a good 5 or 6 tries before getting her aligned and in position. Brush is spring loaded and you need to get all 4 retracted at once.