My wife and my side chick aka my tl
#2004
Hi from Fark. And for that matter, Penny Arcade. I have read this entire thread, one end to the other. Let's recap:
*Billy posts trash.
*Rachel eviscerates him.
*Billy stumbles around like a punch-drunk boxer, eventually sputters out a feeble apology.
*Rachel, amazingly, gives him another chance but emphasizes she's only there for the kid.
*Billy appears to be coming around. A bit.
*Internet at large catches wind of Billy's antics and Rachel's response.
*Billy forgets apology and shifts to trying to take on the entire Internet.
Billy, this is not a fight you're going to win. You think you're going to win it, but you're not. You think you're going on Letterman. Letterman doesn't give a damn, and if he did, I guarantee you you're not going on his show as a guest. You're going on as a punchline, if you're going on at all. Letterman's not having a guy on who's just going to smacktalk and work the bleeper all night long. If he's having anyone on in relation to this episode, it's going to be Rachel, not you.
You've had chance after chance to bail out of this entire affair, to apologize, run like a frightened rabbit, and meekly lurk while you spend the next couple years of your life trying to hide from the heat. But nooooooo, you had to go and actively take on 4chan of all people. The single dumbest, most self-destructive thing you can do on the Internet save for wiring money to deposed Nigerian royalty.
It is by the grace of God that they've elected to leave you be. Had they taken you up on your challenge, believe me, your life would be pretty much over from that point. Odds are it would end with you back in whatever country it is you came from (nobody ever said which one).
Eventually, and mercifully for you, eventually this will die down enough to where you might be able to rebuild your life. If you work at it. If you stop worrying so much about the car and give that newfound attention to a) your wife, b) your daughter, and c) your citizenship.
As for Rachel, well... she is out of your league. Clearly. She knows what kind of person you were, what kind of person you are, and she is clearly well-adjusted and self-starting enough to where I think she could easily find another. I have an aunt who's been in a somewhat similar situation, and she needed some convincing, but she left his ass. She's the best thing you've got going, not your Acura. Your daughter is the best thing you've got going, not your Acura.
Pray she doesn't ask too many questions about the "gifts" the rest of the Internet has apparently left for you. And pray she doesn't take up any of the numerous offers to take your place.
Because right now, there's not all that much that you can do anymore to redeem yourself except pray. You've closed off all your other channels.
*Billy posts trash.
*Rachel eviscerates him.
*Billy stumbles around like a punch-drunk boxer, eventually sputters out a feeble apology.
*Rachel, amazingly, gives him another chance but emphasizes she's only there for the kid.
*Billy appears to be coming around. A bit.
*Internet at large catches wind of Billy's antics and Rachel's response.
*Billy forgets apology and shifts to trying to take on the entire Internet.
Billy, this is not a fight you're going to win. You think you're going to win it, but you're not. You think you're going on Letterman. Letterman doesn't give a damn, and if he did, I guarantee you you're not going on his show as a guest. You're going on as a punchline, if you're going on at all. Letterman's not having a guy on who's just going to smacktalk and work the bleeper all night long. If he's having anyone on in relation to this episode, it's going to be Rachel, not you.
You've had chance after chance to bail out of this entire affair, to apologize, run like a frightened rabbit, and meekly lurk while you spend the next couple years of your life trying to hide from the heat. But nooooooo, you had to go and actively take on 4chan of all people. The single dumbest, most self-destructive thing you can do on the Internet save for wiring money to deposed Nigerian royalty.
It is by the grace of God that they've elected to leave you be. Had they taken you up on your challenge, believe me, your life would be pretty much over from that point. Odds are it would end with you back in whatever country it is you came from (nobody ever said which one).
Eventually, and mercifully for you, eventually this will die down enough to where you might be able to rebuild your life. If you work at it. If you stop worrying so much about the car and give that newfound attention to a) your wife, b) your daughter, and c) your citizenship.
As for Rachel, well... she is out of your league. Clearly. She knows what kind of person you were, what kind of person you are, and she is clearly well-adjusted and self-starting enough to where I think she could easily find another. I have an aunt who's been in a somewhat similar situation, and she needed some convincing, but she left his ass. She's the best thing you've got going, not your Acura. Your daughter is the best thing you've got going, not your Acura.
Pray she doesn't ask too many questions about the "gifts" the rest of the Internet has apparently left for you. And pray she doesn't take up any of the numerous offers to take your place.
Because right now, there's not all that much that you can do anymore to redeem yourself except pray. You've closed off all your other channels.
#2005
'12 & '13 AL West Champs!
#2008
Please admins i need someone to make it so i can post a video i made of this please i am from florida and found this link of FORT MYERS RACING .net and have been working on a video for an hour and it will be done in about 45 minutes please for the sake of god it will be a true winner of JOY
#2009
#2010
I'm from cobaltss.net.. I had to register, and just say holy shit.. This has to be the most epic thread I've ever seen.
Good luck to the wife/girlfriend, though.
Good luck to the wife/girlfriend, though.
#2011
Burning Brakes
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Please admins i need someone to make it so i can post a video i made of this please i am from florida and found this link of FORT MYERS RACING .net and have been working on a video for an hour and it will be done in about 45 minutes please for the sake of god it will be a true winner of JOY
#2012
'12 & '13 AL West Champs!
Please admins i need someone to make it so i can post a video i made of this please i am from florida and found this link of FORT MYERS RACING .net and have been working on a video for an hour and it will be done in about 45 minutes please for the sake of god it will be a true winner of JOY
Just host the video on youtube or something and post the link here.
#2013
#2015
Needs more Lemon Pledge
#2018
My name is James, and I'm not a big car enthusiast, but I did register an account here just to say that the OP is a complete failure of a human being.
I literally laughed out loud when he said "doughter."
Way to go, Rachel. I wish you and your daughter all the best.
I literally laughed out loud when he said "doughter."
Way to go, Rachel. I wish you and your daughter all the best.
#2019
I assume Billy's only still here because of the popularity of the thread. The longer he's here to mock, the more new members AcuraZine gets, and the more that might potentially stick around afterwards.
I can only assume once the thread finally peters out, Billy will be quietly banned. Which would really be the best thing for him.
4chan is leaving him alone only because they're currently focusing on South Park Controversy #676.
I can only assume once the thread finally peters out, Billy will be quietly banned. Which would really be the best thing for him.
4chan is leaving him alone only because they're currently focusing on South Park Controversy #676.
#2021
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I see OP billz hasn't taken the advice from a couple of days ago to wise up and stop posting-- even after Astro refused his request to lock up the thread.
May your future and reputation , billz.
to all you new members and returning OG.
Wow, I was at work outside the office when this thread hit 10K+ viewers.
May your future and reputation , billz.
to all you new members and returning OG.
Wow, I was at work outside the office when this thread hit 10K+ viewers.
#2022
By the way, Astro, it should be noted that you've handled the sudden influx of visitors from every corner of the Internet with an amazing amount of grace. The rest of the mods backing Astro up, you guys have done a great job as well. This is just a crushing strain you've been under since the thread blew up, and, just, outstanding modding team. There are a lot of boards that would have cracked under the pressure.
#2024
1st TL-S on air in
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By the way, Astro, it should be noted that you've handled the sudden influx of visitors from every corner of the Internet with an amazing amount of grace. The rest of the mods backing Astro up, you guys have done a great job as well. This is just a crushing strain you've been under since the thread blew up, and, just, outstanding modding team. There are a lot of boards that would have cracked under the pressure.
#2025
#2028
By the way, Astro, it should be noted that you've handled the sudden influx of visitors from every corner of the Internet with an amazing amount of grace. The rest of the mods backing Astro up, you guys have done a great job as well. This is just a crushing strain you've been under since the thread blew up, and, just, outstanding modding team. There are a lot of boards that would have cracked under the pressure.
#2029
Some dude
Saw this on Jalopnik and I had to jump in.
Now here are a few easy steps to becoming a SUPER DOUCHE like the legendary Billy.
1)Tribal forearm tattoo
2)Claim your wife or gf's car is your property
3)Talk shit about your wife or gf on the internetz
4)Post fb status completely trashing your child (see jalop link)
5)Put "too low 4 fat ho's" or something similar on your significant others car
6)Be a FAT ASS that puts "too low 4 fat ho's" on someone elses car
7)spell 'daughter' and 'cause' wrong because it gives madz street cred plus grammar is for da haterz
8)call people online gangstas and then challenge them to a fight at car meets and online
9)Apologize to 'your girl'...then two pages later go back to calling her a liar
10)Call yourself "Billz" when you don't have a job to pay for (you guessed it) BILLS
Earth to Billy, YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL. Hop on a bicycle (if can even afford one of those), ride your fat ass over to IL (you'll die of cardiac arrest 3 blocks down from the motel you live at now) and I'll laugh in your pathetic face.
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Now here are a few easy steps to becoming a SUPER DOUCHE like the legendary Billy.
1)Tribal forearm tattoo
2)Claim your wife or gf's car is your property
3)Talk shit about your wife or gf on the internetz
4)Post fb status completely trashing your child (see jalop link)
5)Put "too low 4 fat ho's" or something similar on your significant others car
6)Be a FAT ASS that puts "too low 4 fat ho's" on someone elses car
7)spell 'daughter' and 'cause' wrong because it gives madz street cred plus grammar is for da haterz
8)call people online gangstas and then challenge them to a fight at car meets and online
9)Apologize to 'your girl'...then two pages later go back to calling her a liar
10)Call yourself "Billz" when you don't have a job to pay for (you guessed it) BILLS
dude fuck off... im not changing shit... i am what i am so go take a long walk on a short bridge...
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#2030
Alright, well first off, for the people who arent members,
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3852 (103 members and 3749 guests)
thats a third of what it was earlier.
Now...WE NEED TO GET THIS SHIT ON JAY LENNO OR THE LATE SHOW WITH LETTERMAN....TONIGHT!
i know someone out there has a connection that can get this shit on there, so lets do itttttt.
P.S. Mazda 6 FTMFW!
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3852 (103 members and 3749 guests)
thats a third of what it was earlier.
Now...WE NEED TO GET THIS SHIT ON JAY LENNO OR THE LATE SHOW WITH LETTERMAN....TONIGHT!
i know someone out there has a connection that can get this shit on there, so lets do itttttt.
P.S. Mazda 6 FTMFW!
#2031
Yep. Great job.
I find it funny that Billy tried so hard to get this thread pulled. Astro, after being called every name in the book, including some things I'm sure got PM'd his way to get this thread pulled just shows how desperate Billy was to not have his idiocy aired publically to this extent.
He may be posting trying to look like he's having fun, but you know he's looking like this right now, especially since it's quite probable he could lose his job over this because he's an illegal by his own admission:
I find it funny that Billy tried so hard to get this thread pulled. Astro, after being called every name in the book, including some things I'm sure got PM'd his way to get this thread pulled just shows how desperate Billy was to not have his idiocy aired publically to this extent.
He may be posting trying to look like he's having fun, but you know he's looking like this right now, especially since it's quite probable he could lose his job over this because he's an illegal by his own admission:
By the way, Astro, it should be noted that you've handled the sudden influx of visitors from every corner of the Internet with an amazing amount of grace. The rest of the mods backing Astro up, you guys have done a great job as well. This is just a crushing strain you've been under since the thread blew up, and, just, outstanding modding team. There are a lot of boards that would have cracked under the pressure.
#2035
I wasnt going to make an account but I would like billy to know that you are the laughing stock of the state of virginia, as well as the Lexus community.
Please let us know when you are applying for citizenship because I (a bored person) have no problem letting the INS know howmuch moral fiber you have.
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Please let us know when you are applying for citizenship because I (a bored person) have no problem letting the INS know howmuch moral fiber you have.
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#2040
Actually, the first post by Billy was on the 5th. Rachel's response was on the 7th. It really didn't start hitting all the boards until a couple of days ago. I saw it yesterday on a forum and posted the link on Fark. Epic results.