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Old 06-29-2010, 08:21 PM   #161
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I am at the office right now. I am scared to go home...

What if there are many more waiting for me with pitchforks and torches?
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Old 06-29-2010, 08:27 PM   #162
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This thread is golden.

I needed a good laugh.
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Old 06-29-2010, 08:36 PM   #163
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I am at the office right now. I am scared to go home...

What if there are many more waiting for me with pitchforks and torches?
we can only hope
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Old 06-29-2010, 08:44 PM   #164
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Found this camping this past weekend. And good thing you weren't there, I wouldn't want to witness your reaction to finding this.

I knew there was a reason I brought it home - it's on it's way to you tonight.

Enjoy

Dobson Fly. Nasty fuckers.
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Old 06-29-2010, 09:12 PM   #165
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so a few pages back, you mentioned that anything sent to you is opened by your secretary....this could be a prime opportunity to embarrass the VP

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Old 06-29-2010, 09:21 PM   #166
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Old 06-29-2010, 09:42 PM   #168
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I am at the office right now. I am scared to go home...

What if there are many more waiting for me with pitchforks and torches?
You won't see them.

Tonight.

When you sleep.






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Old 06-29-2010, 10:14 PM   #170
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You won't see them.

Tonight.

When you sleep.






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I am f*cked...
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:31 PM   #171
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Stogie is going to be up all night posting on AZ.
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:33 PM   #172
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That spider looked pretty vast. And nebulous.
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:34 PM   #173
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Terry for the win

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Old 06-29-2010, 10:52 PM   #174
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Creepy.
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:52 PM   #175
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Enjoy your dessication, Jefford.
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Old 06-29-2010, 11:41 PM   #176
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Does anyone know what kind of spider this was?
A fuzzy non venomous baby tarantula.

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Old 06-29-2010, 11:56 PM   #177
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That spider looked pretty vast. And nebulous.

Points for you.
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Old 06-30-2010, 12:02 AM   #178
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Points for you.
Agreed. Well played.
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Old 06-30-2010, 08:10 AM   #179
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So any one hear from him? did the spiders get him in his sleep?
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Old 06-30-2010, 09:54 AM   #180
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Anyone with photoshop? Jefford's face please

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Old 06-30-2010, 09:57 AM   #181
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Jefford - Good news and bad news.

Good news first! The Dobson fly died so it won't be coming to visit you. They only live for a couple of days after emerging from their cocoons. But don't be disappointed! I found the perfect replacement for you! This was crossing our path while hiking at Riverbend park last evening! I'll send him instead, okay?

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i don't think jeffy slept...

thread is gold...
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Old 06-30-2010, 10:12 AM   #183
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I just tried to find a gif of Salma Hayek screaming about the snake, but I got way, WAAAAAAAAAAAY distracted.

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Old 06-30-2010, 10:22 AM   #184
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I just tried to find a gif of Salma Hayek screaming about the snake, but I got way, WAAAAAAAAAAAY distracted.

Oh?

Well if you do find it...
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Old 06-30-2010, 10:44 AM   #185
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bugs > Jefford's Masculinity
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Old 06-30-2010, 11:04 AM   #186
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I just tried to find a gif of Salma Hayek screaming about the snake, but I got way, WAAAAAAAAAAAY distracted.




I survived the night!
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Old 06-30-2010, 11:06 AM   #187
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bugs > Jefford's Masculinity
No Sir. A mosquito is a bug. A cockroach is a bug. A grasshopper is a bug.

This...




This was a muthafuggin TARANTULA in my muthafuggin GARAGE!

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I survived the night by staying in a out of state Holiday Inn!
Fixed
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OK, full disclosure.... I thought about a hotel...
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Jefford - Good news and bad news.

Good news first! The Dobson fly died so it won't be coming to visit you. They only live for a couple of days after emerging from their cocoons. But don't be disappointed! I found the perfect replacement for you! This was crossing our path while hiking at Riverbend park last evening! I'll send him instead, okay?

It's not an Indian snake, I can tell you that much.
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Old 06-30-2010, 11:40 AM   #192
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Old 06-30-2010, 11:46 AM   #193
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Bwahahahahaha.

Hey Stogie, M Night Shamalamadingdong called and is looking for the perfect screamer for his next movie "People That Scream at Baby Taratulas."
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It's not an Indian snake, I can tell you that much.
RattleBackCopperMoccasin.

The most elusive and a combination of all the deadly snakes in the northeastern region. A species that makes the hairs on the locals arms stand up at just the mention of it's name.....
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RattleBackCopperMoccasin.

The most elusive and a combination of all the deadly snakes in the northeastern region. A species that makes the hairs on the locals arms stand up at just the mention of it's name.....
That name still makes me laugh.
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Old 06-30-2010, 12:24 PM   #196
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Thats a chunky looking Ghostbuster
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That's after the spider laid it's baby eggs inside of him and they started hatching.

Got an itch Jefford? They're moving.
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