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Old 06-28-2010, 11:50 PM   #41
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Old 06-28-2010, 11:52 PM   #42
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10 robots says Jefford got Portland to do the killing for him because he was squealing like TS_eXpeedy with a scantron machine.
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Old 06-29-2010, 12:12 AM   #43
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Old 06-29-2010, 12:18 AM   #46
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i cant believe no one caught the irony in slys post
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Old 06-29-2010, 12:19 AM   #47
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Does anyone know what kind of spider this was?
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Does anyone know what kind of spider this was?
Tarantula
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Old 06-29-2010, 12:32 AM   #50
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Old 06-29-2010, 12:36 AM   #51
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at the title change...


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Whatever mod changed the thread title, Yumchah, I am happy to retrieve the carcass from the road and mail it to you... I will cover the Canadian duties for importing dead wildlife.


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There are now 6 others across the street tapping baseball bats against the sidewalk looking at my house...




EDIT: One of them just poured out a little beer from his 40 onto the ground...
You're screwed.

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Rule #2: Don't forget to double-tap


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I'm waiting for pic of jefford to be photoshopped into that smiley.


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Old 06-29-2010, 01:04 AM   #52
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This is what we dealt with in the dessert...
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Gives a whole new meaning to Camel..
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Old 06-29-2010, 01:10 AM   #54
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They're an offshoot of scorpions, but fuck they are creepy!!!!!
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Old 06-29-2010, 01:11 AM   #55
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Yeah, but you had unlimited ammo ad a safe backstop.
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Oh I know, saw a few myself
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Old 06-29-2010, 01:13 AM   #57
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Yeah, but you had unlimited ammo and a safe backstop.
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It was a bug Jefford. A bug.






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Old 06-29-2010, 02:43 AM   #59
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Now you've gone and upset Terry.
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It was a bug Jefford. A bug.






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A REALLY BIG, hairy bug. I called Vegas. The odds were 7 to 5 in favor of the spider! I was the underdog!
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Old 06-29-2010, 03:43 AM   #61
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This is what we dealt with in the dessert...
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Old 06-29-2010, 04:19 AM   #62
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Somehow this reminds me of my spider bite thread I started a long while back.
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Old 06-29-2010, 05:45 AM   #63
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Old 06-29-2010, 08:02 AM   #64
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Old 06-29-2010, 08:33 AM   #65
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It was a bug Jefford. A bug.
a bug, is not longer just a bug when it has killing potential! (if you're allergic of course)

i usually catch most little critters in/around the house and put them safely outside..
but black widow/brown recluse status.. they gettin teh magazine treatment.
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Old 06-29-2010, 08:39 AM   #66
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Haterz gonna kill.
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Old 06-29-2010, 08:40 AM   #67
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Old 06-29-2010, 09:26 AM   #68
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Old 06-29-2010, 09:36 AM   #70
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at the Jefford Smiley.



Well done, AZ, well done.
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Those are actually two spiders.
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Old 06-29-2010, 09:52 AM   #72
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I know.
But it still looks all kinds of phucked up...
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Old 06-29-2010, 09:56 AM   #73
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Baby Tarantula
fixed

You do realize that you'll now be living with all the bugs that thing would've eaten had you left it alone.......
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Arachnophobia>Bugs.

Bug homies are dumb. Spider homies will kill you with tactical nukes.
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camel spiders, fun times, especially when they chase people.
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Found this camping this past weekend. And good thing you weren't there, I wouldn't want to witness your reaction to finding this.

I knew there was a reason I brought it home - it's on it's way to you tonight.

Enjoy

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I would be careful in your garage because the that spider looked like it just got done having babies.

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To be more specific, the Desert/Arizona Blond Tarantula. They usually live about 20 years... this one didn't.
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Found this camping this past weekend. And good thing you weren't there, I wouldn't want to witness your reaction to finding this.

I knew there was a reason I brought it home - it's on it's way to you tonight.

Enjoy

I hope you killed that thing with fire.

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camel spiders, fun times, especially when they chase people.
How fast can they run?!
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