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Old 07-10-2010, 07:54 PM   #361
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Unlike tarantulas, which run away, the Sydney Funnel Web (SFW?) will chase you down. If you're visiting there, check your shoes before putting them on.

If one of these was in Stogie's garage, he could've shit his pants and we'd be admiring his courage.
Who are you kidding, if it was one he would still be running and we would never have known about the incident cause he would be too afraid to stop running.
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Who are you kidding, if it was one he would still be running and we would never have known about the incident cause he would be too afraid to stop running.


You are interfering with my plan to restore his dignity just enough that he's willing to set himself up for fresh mockery.
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It's not a Brown Recluse. They don't live in AZ, besides, they're small -- about the size of a quarter. It might be a Arizona Brown Spider (and yes, they are venomous) but looks too large for that too. It could also be a Giant Crab Spider or even a Fishing Spider. It's really hard to tell from the picture though. You should have gotten a close-up.
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Who are you kidding, if it was one he would still be running and we would never have known about the incident cause he would be too afraid to stop running.
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You are interfering with my plan to restore his dignity just enough that he's willing to set himself up for fresh mockery.
I can hear you!
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How did I miss this?

And Jefford, if you met up with me in Vegas this wouldn't have happened!
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How was the trip?
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How was the trip?
Had a nice time, it was fun!

Didn't win the tournament, but I was up in the tables at least...
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Glad to hear. Hotel OK?
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The mother fucker came back!!!!!!!!!! I found him hanging out in my blinds again. God damnit! He got away from me again. I hit him thrice with my sandal and the shit just bounced off him, mother fucker is impervious to blows from a sandal! I tried to find some raid in the house but couldn't find shit. worst part is I think he ran under my bed and he's just waiting! Not. fuckin. cool. How am I supposed to sleep now!?!?

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/25469567@N06/4781866873/" title=" by klxz79, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4100/4781866873_e630c2c008_b.jpg" width="1024" height="765" alt=" " /></a>

I guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.......
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No one says "thrice" anymore unless they are trying to impress the ladies.

"I purchased an iPhone thrice."
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Glad to hear. Hotel OK?
Yea, not bad...Clean, no frills, nice rooms. Can't compare it to any hotel on the strip though. Plus the tables took care of me. I got friendly with a pit boss that was from "da Bronx", used to be a transit cop and if you closed your eyes while talking to him, you would think you're talking to Ray Romano...I felt right at home! Also got a bunch of things comped because of my play...When I go back for the next (bowling) tournament, I would stay there again for convenience. But if I went just to vacation, I'd probably stay on the strip somewhere. I will say, what a difference in 5 years...The strip has at least 7-8 new hotels since then, it's crazy

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The mother fucker came back!!!!!!!!!! I found him hanging out in my blinds again. God damnit! He got away from me again. I hit him thrice with my sandal and the shit just bounced off him, mother fucker is impervious to blows from a sandal! I tried to find some raid in the house but couldn't find shit. worst part is I think he ran under my bed and he's just waiting! Not. fuckin. cool. How am I supposed to sleep now!?!?

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I guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.......
You know what raid does, anyway? It attacks their central nervous system and pretty much paralyzes them. So you're helping them die a slow and painful death...Just leave it alone, it will protect you from the other bugs flying around, I guarantee it wouldn't ever bother you..


Oh, and Jefford, this one's for you..

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Glad to hear the hotel was OK.

As far as the spiders are concerned, screw you guys, I am going home.
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Old 07-11-2010, 02:32 PM   #375
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...I am going home.
Isn't that where your spiders live?
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Hey stogie...you want my avatar...?
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Hey stogie...you want my avatar...?
You want my boot in-...

Never mind...

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Glad to hear the hotel was OK.

As far as the spiders are concerned, screw you guys, I am going home.
(mommy tarantula is waiting for you under your bed)
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You are interfering with my plan to restore his dignity just enough that he's willing to set himself up for fresh mockery.
Nope. Just making sure you are full aware of what you are doing, which it seems you are
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(mommy tarantula is waiting for you under your bed)
HA!

I checked...
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Can't believe I missed this thread!

To capture a spider, get a paper towel, palm it, then close it in a dome around the spider. If you want to kill it, at this point you can fold it over so its juices don't gush out, then crush it with all your might, or let it go free be careful because sometimes they're fast little suckers and they can crawl out onto your hand
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HA!

I checked...
Statistically, did you hear how many spiders you swallow in a year while asleep...? Just askin'...
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Statistically, did you hear how many spiders I swallow in a year while asleep...? Just askin'...
Ewwwwwwwww.


Yumchah swallows...
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He's no quitter...or so Jefford says.
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That's a Brown Recluse Spider!! you can tell by its violin shaped body. Very venomous.. in fact I'd rather get bit by 10 black widows than that fucker.. their bites often cause local necrosis.


Your close on the description but it's not the body that's shaped like a violin, its the marking on it's back that looks like a violin (which is why it is also called the fiddleback spider). They can be bigger than a quarter when you count their legspan.



But your right when they bite you it's like being but by the flesh eating virus. It starts out like in ingrown hair and ends up like this, follow the link if you want but once you see it you can't unsee it. The pic is from 10 days after the bite occurred.

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BTW this is nothing like the spider that was in stogies house which wasn't poisonous and eats even smaller little bugs.
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BTW this is nothing like the spider that was in stogies house which wasn't poisonous and eats even smaller little bugs.
HEY!

It had tattoos that read "Thug" and "Life"...
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Whatever... it had TATS!
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Whatever... it had TATS!
I thought you liked hairy tats?!
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I also cannot believe I missed this. I have black widows but never tarantulas.
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Originally I embedded the image but didn't want people complaining to me that they on their keyboard so I decided to go the the link.

That guy will be lucky if he didn't lose his thumb.
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It had tattoos that read "Bug" and "Life"...


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