View Poll Results: Are you a... ?
Tits man
16
23.53%
Ass man
31
45.59%
Crotch man
1
1.47%
Lips man
1
1.47%
Legs man
12
17.65%
Whiskers
7
10.29%
Voters: 68. You may not vote on this poll
What kind of a man are you?
08-25-2016, 11:56 AM
#41
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
There is the "Member's Picture Thread" and the "Member's Picture Comments Thread" where many posted themselves with their significant other, but I haven't seen one dedicated to SOs.
There are at least two pictures of my wife here, she is just fully clothed in those.
There are at least two pictures of my wife here, she is just fully clothed in those.
08-29-2016, 03:00 AM
#43
Senior Moderator
Originally Posted by oo7spy
There is the "Member's Picture Thread" and the "Member's Picture Comments Thread" where many posted themselves with their significant other, but I haven't seen one dedicated to SOs.
There are at least two pictures of my wife here, she is just fully clothed in those.
There are at least two pictures of my wife here, she is just fully clothed in those.
09-04-2016, 08:20 PM
#44
Team Owner
I used to think I was just tits and ass but there is one women at work that has legs to die for.
09-05-2016, 09:36 AM
#45
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
Yeah, I learned an appreciation for legs in high school being on the track team. 
09-15-2016, 04:23 AM
#46
First and only time I ever popped serious wood at the gym. Lawd haf merssy..
09-16-2016, 02:39 AM
#48
Well she was wearing a Portland Marathon shirt and booty shorts. Her glutes told me she squats. 
09-20-2016, 10:25 AM
#50
Team Owner
iTrader: (4)
I like T & A.
09-20-2016, 10:26 AM
#51
Team Owner
iTrader: (4)
Now post pics of your womenz
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09-20-2016, 01:44 PM
#53
Team Owner
iTrader: (4)
We are lucky guys Doom!
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09-20-2016, 03:05 PM
#55
Earth-bound misfit
So how does the "crotch man" thing work? Is camel toe necessary? Asking for a friend. 
09-20-2016, 03:07 PM
#56
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
I put my vote on Ass man.Honestly, I was just reaching for more options beyond the top 2. I expected at least one vote for Lips and didn't expect 6 votes for Legs, so what the fawk do I know?
Did you vote?
Edit: yes, I think camel toe helps.
Edit 2: I also didn't expect 5 votes for Whiskers man, but I won't judge. :gheylaugh:
Last edited by oo7spy; 09-20-2016 at 03:09 PM.
09-20-2016, 04:59 PM
#57
Earth-bound misfit
09-20-2016, 06:56 PM
#58
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
So you voted for Whiskers huh? Makes sense.
09-20-2016, 07:00 PM
#59
Go Giants
How you doin
09-20-2016, 07:08 PM
#60
Team Owner
I'd vote Whiskers, but I don't want to encourage him.
09-20-2016, 07:52 PM
#61
Go Giants
Its too late for that
09-20-2016, 09:43 PM
#62
Team Owner
How are you able to respond when my internet is down?
09-20-2016, 10:05 PM
#63
Senior Moderator
Why is there no "sea" man option 
09-20-2016, 10:34 PM
#64
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
09-21-2016, 01:33 AM
#65
09-21-2016, 09:51 AM
#67
Earth-bound misfit
09-21-2016, 10:03 AM
#68
Earth-bound misfit
I mean, let's face it, women get some sense of things through a little grinding while making out. You poor schmucks have to wait until you get to 3rd base. What it is, is unfair. You have my condolences.
09-21-2016, 10:31 AM
#69
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
Don't be so shallow. 
09-21-2016, 10:33 AM
#70
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
09-21-2016, 10:46 AM
#71
Earth-bound misfit
Alas, being an honorary man doesn't grant me the power of peeing while standing up. (I didn't learn this through experimentation...deduced it on my own. Thankfully, I'm clever like that.)
(I didn't learn this through experimentation...deduced it on my own. Thankfully, I'm clever like that.)
09-21-2016, 10:49 AM
#72
Earth-bound misfit
09-22-2016, 03:23 AM
#73
The question conjured by my lurid imagination, is whether a crotch man must ask a potential date to drop trou before asking her out, or whether he is forced to cut and run, screaming like his hair is on fire, once he finally realizes his error, after a poorly crotch-endowed woman gives it up 5 dates later. This is a very serious connundrum. What to do if you are, indeed, a crotch man and you encounter a crotch nightmare?
I mean, let's face it, women get some sense of things through a little grinding while making out. You poor schmucks have to wait until you get to 3rd base. What it is, is unfair. You have my condolences.
I mean, let's face it, women get some sense of things through a little grinding while making out. You poor schmucks have to wait until you get to 3rd base. What it is, is unfair. You have my condolences.
Or maybe a better analogy would be like if you used Tinder, went on a date with a girl only to find her pictures were from 4 years and 50 pounds ago. Would turn tail and run home, never telling a soul what happened.
Or if she had a secret penis.
09-22-2016, 10:24 AM
#74
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
I think ANY man who runs into a crotch nightmare (subjective) will not go back for seconds. The caveat is that some men will finish the job and others will evacuate the room with hair on fire. This applies to secret penis too.
09-22-2016, 02:44 PM
#75
Earth-bound misfit
Secret penis.Thank you for answering my important philosophical questions. My mind is at ease.
09-22-2016, 03:13 PM
#76
Fk no!TheyldstroyEvrthing
Legs vote kinda goes with ass. I don't recall ever noticing a nice piece of ass on top of pair of bad legs.
09-23-2016, 03:14 AM
#77
Well Jen Selter has a big ass, but no legs... then again there is heavy speculation (aka fact) that she got implants/injections. 
Me, I'm into the whole leg. Thighs, calves and hammies
Me, I'm into the whole leg. Thighs, calves and hammies
03-01-2018, 09:44 AM
#80
Well I would imagine it would be like if one was a tits man. Attracted to a woman who was wearing a water bra when he first met her. As soon as she gets her top off and he sees that disappointment... well...
Or maybe a better analogy would be like if you used Tinder, went on a date with a girl only to find her pictures were from 4 years and 50 pounds ago. Would turn tail and run home, never telling a soul what happened.
Or if she had a secret penis.
Or maybe a better analogy would be like if you used Tinder, went on a date with a girl only to find her pictures were from 4 years and 50 pounds ago. Would turn tail and run home, never telling a soul what happened.
Or if she had a secret penis.