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Tits man
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Ass man
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45.59%
Crotch man
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1.47%
Lips man
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Legs man
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Whiskers
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What kind of a man are you?

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Old 08-17-2016, 09:49 PM
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What kind of a man are you?

Survey says...
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Dancer, you can be an honorary "man" for this poll.
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And, yes, this IS the most chauvinistic pig thread I could come up with.




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Is this a multiple choice poll?

(btw, what did u drink today spy? )
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Originally Posted by RL09
Is this a multiple choice poll?

(btw, what did u drink today spy? )
No.


Rampant Imperial IPAs.



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I voted "Whiskers" as I consider the woman as a whole, including face and posture, in determining physical attractiveness. I may notice a particularly attractive body characteristic or part first, but don't consider a woman attractive if other body parts are below par.



Wait-- "Whiskers" doesn't mean one likes men more than women, right?
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I'm a face man, but since that's not on the list.... I'd say leg man. A pair of nicely sculpted calves...
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I once was an Ass. Man. at the local deli
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This was easy
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
This was easy
Old 08-18-2016, 09:25 AM
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Since it's a single choice, I figured which i'd tolerate less.
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"Crotch man"

"sorry babe, we gotta break up. Your pussy just isn't nice enough looking to me" said no man ever.
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
"Crotch man"

"sorry babe, we gotta break up. Your pussy just isn't nice enough looking to me" said no man ever.
Nice beaver
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At first I thought Crotch was for the members who like dudes but I guess some get off from some camel toe action.
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Originally Posted by Will Y.
Wait-- "Whiskers" doesn't mean one likes men more than women, right?
It might mean you like ones with facial hair.



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I've always been a boob guy, but as I get older I find myself checking out posteriors more
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I like whatever I can get

seems to be a lot of BBCs as of late
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:gheylaugh:

I heard that about you...
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Oh Lord.. Please let that stand for British Broadcasting Corporation.
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
:gheylaugh:

I heard that about you...
was it written on the bathroom stall, with a "looking for a good time? Call Tacobello @ ......" ?

Originally Posted by RL09
Oh Lord.. Please let that stand for British Broadcasting Corporation.
yes. Yes, precisely.
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Originally Posted by Doom878
At first I thought Crotch was for the members who like dudes but I guess some get off from some camel toe action.
That is also what I thought. If it isn't, can I be an all of the above man?
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
"Crotch man"

"sorry babe, we gotta break up. Your pussy just isn't nice enough looking to me" said no man ever.
I dunno bro, would you rail a girl with a FOPA?
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I had to google FOPA.

it's called a gunt. And there's some gooood pussy under that gunt!
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FOPA?! Da fuq? FUPA?
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I had to google FOPA.

it's called a gunt. And there's some gooood pussy under that gunt!
Me too. FOPA's are nasty.
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I had to google FOPA.

it's called a gunt. And there's some gooood pussy under that gunt!
Sounds like a yes
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Im the kind of man that looked for the "Whole Package"...and found it. Married 20 years to a woman 11 years my junior.
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pics or it didn't happen

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If you think I am putting pics of my wife on here...
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I have an amazing picture of my wife that blows me away every time I look at it. I have long considered putting it on here without context just to see reactions. My wife even encouraged it, but I just can't bring myself to handing it over to you pervs.
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Originally Posted by 1killercls
If you think I am putting pics of my wife on here...
Dammit, so close!

Originally Posted by oo7spy
I have an amazing picture of my wife that blows me away every time I look at it. I have long considered putting it on here without context just to see reactions. My wife even encouraged it, but I just can't bring myself to handing it over to you pervs.
Pics, or it didn't happen

BUT let's be honest, there will be a few jokes made, everyone will laugh and that's about it. I doubt anyone would be beating off in front of their computer, unless you're posting nudes.

I'll post pics of the wife on occasion, for whatever reason. Some say "nice wife", some say a crude joke and off to the next topic.
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
BUT let's be honest, there will be a few jokes made, everyone will laugh and that's about it. I doubt anyone would be beating off in front of their computer, unless you're posting nudes.

I'll post pics of the wife on occasion, for whatever reason. Some say "nice wife", some say a crude joke and off to the next topic.
some save it for later

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Again, maybe, but I doubt it. Photos are never provocative in any fashion, so it's no different than beating off to a woman walking down the street
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The pic I'm referring to is her in a bikini walking from the ocean. While most wouldn't find the desire to use it, I think the possibility is there.
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Wasn't there a huge thread showing sig. others or was it just selfies?
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Originally Posted by oo7spy
I have an amazing picture of my wife that blows me away every time I look at it. I have long considered putting it on here without context just to see reactions. My wife even encouraged it, but I just can't bring myself to handing it over to you pervs.
Same here.



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