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Old 10-16-2013, 01:20 PM
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Was the sex phenomenal? Did he have a specific kink that you fulfilled or anything of that nature?
Old 10-16-2013, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by maharajamd
Wow Justin...I hope you're not serious.
Too young. I had to look it up.
Originally Posted by wndrlst
What's to figure out?
The same way we will surely never understand why you have to try on 6 outfits before you can leave, she will never understand the sex crazed mind of a man. Seems like she is only trying to gain perspective, not get advice.

OP, read here: https://acurazine.com/forums/dating-relationships-14/how-often-do-guys-think-about-sex-894832/
Old 10-16-2013, 03:42 PM
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Never sacrifice these three things: your family, your heart, or your dignity.

well, maybe the heart.
restraining orders arent fun.
Old 10-16-2013, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by oo7spy
Too young. I had to look it up.
nailed it.
I'm too young to understand those lyrics.
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Still no good at Engrish, huh?

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^dammnit! what did i screw up this time?
Old 10-16-2013, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
I'm too young to understand those lyrics.


Oh yeah, this one too.
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^dammnit! what did i screw up this time?
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Originally Posted by justnspace
restraining orders arent fun.
u would know
Old 10-16-2013, 09:01 PM
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Juice, you've succeeded in making me feel very, very old. Asshole.
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Old 10-16-2013, 09:25 PM
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Oh Stephanie..... I'm soooooooooo sorry! ! :-(
Old 10-17-2013, 12:50 AM
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You said the last time you guys fooled around was July which is 4 months before he got married. Was he already engaged at that time? If he was, then he probably thinks you don't have a problem sleeping with a taken man and that you won't tell his significant other.
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Old 10-17-2013, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by oo7spy

the 'understand' was a poor choice, as I was trying to hurry up and leave the office.

shudddup Ian!!
but for real doe, im coming to Austin soon.
you, Steph, and majofo are gonna get terrorized.
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Old 10-17-2013, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by sasha
You said the last time you guys fooled around was July which is 4 months before he got married. Was he already engaged at that time? If he was, then he probably thinks you don't have a problem sleeping with a taken man and that you won't tell his significant other.
+1

you gave the milk for free as he was getting another cow. who wouldn't want to get free milk?
Old 10-17-2013, 11:11 AM
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mmmmmmmm free milk
Old 10-17-2013, 11:14 AM
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I have nipples, chris. Could you milk me?
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Originally Posted by justnspace
I have nipples, chris. Could you milk me?

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Originally Posted by stephatx05
Cliff notes version.

7. Last time we messed around was last July 4th [2012]

9. He had stopped contacting me and then in May [2013], he's like "hey whats up".
That's how I read it. No overlap with his SO.
Old 10-17-2013, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
you, Steph, and majofo are gonna get terrorized.
Hmmm... an Asian coming to Austin to terrorize...


Should I have the authorities meet you on 290, 71, or at ABIA?
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I'm sure he'll be stuck on 35 for hours, just have them look there
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I am half white....
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So's Obama
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Old 10-17-2013, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by wndrlst
call me :wink:
Old 10-17-2013, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by oo7spy
Should I have the authorities meet you on 290, 71, or at ABIA?
Just tell them to look for a TL that is going about 15 under and appears to have driven over several curbs. They'll find a short asian male high as a kite behind the wheel, lighting up a bowl and inhaling out of the business end of a fde ar15.

Alternatively, stake out 24 hour fitness parking lots for guys stalking thick calved latinas and doing very slow donuts around light posts.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Just tell them to look for a TL that is going about 15 under and appears to have driven over several curbs. They'll find a short asian male high as a kite behind the wheel, lighting up a bowl and inhaling out of the business end of a fde ar15.

Alternatively, stake out 24 hour fitness parking lots for guys stalking thick calved latinas and doing very slow donuts around light posts.


describes my tenure here perfectly.
However, you forgot the crabs.
Old 10-17-2013, 02:09 PM
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Mmmmmmm kankles
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Originally Posted by Majofo
That is actually what I meant to write.
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Originally Posted by justnspace


describes my tenure here perfectly.
However, you forgot the crabs.
I would have also alerted them to possible entry by lake via paddleboat but the lake is dry
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Originally Posted by wndrlst
That is actually what I meant to write.
Always takin our wimminz!
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Majofo, I"m still laughing at that. Poor Steph, hopefully she got enough advice, cuz this thread is toast
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Always takin our wimminz!
It's not my fault I'm better in bed than you clowns.


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Majofo, I"m still laughing at that. Poor Steph, hopefully she got enough advice, cuz this thread is toast
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Originally Posted by wndrlst
It's not my fault I'm better in bed than you clowns.
Don't lump me in with Majofo and Crab boy
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Originally Posted by wndrlst
It's not my fault I'm better in bed than you clowns.
Well if a vagina is anything like my hand, I wouldn't be so sure of yourself.
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^I am confused as to how you still don't know whether a vagina is like your hand. Mizouse?
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Poor Miz
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