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Old 11-06-2013, 08:26 AM
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It's all fun and games until some crabs grabs your D.
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Old 11-06-2013, 10:20 AM
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It's all fun and games until crabs grabs your Beez.
Fixed for accuracy?
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Old 11-06-2013, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by mrstak
so you guys mean to say that your preggo friends have come to you guys and confessed to being extremely horny? or just your wives? or is this hearsay?
There is an old wife's tale that pregnancy with a girl will lead to a stronger libido. However, YMMV.

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This, like every other way a woman reacts to a pregnancy, depends on the woman. I've known women who enjoyed sex throughout pregnancy. I know of several who said they were just to hide the fact they really hated it. I've known others who wanted nothing to do with sex after a couple months into it. And many in between.

So in defense of Beezle's wife, it's not fair to say what she's experiencing is wrong because other women experience it differently. It is what it is - a place on the spectrum of possible reactions.
QFT. If I have learned anything from having a pregnant wife for 18 of the past 27 months, it is that all pregnancies, births and children are unique. The spectrum is huge and every shade of grey in between is covered by at least one case. Just because 100 are 1 way, it doesn't mean the next will be the same.
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50 shades of grey?
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
50 shades of grey?
out of his whole paragraph, thats the only phrase I picked up on too...
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Apparently there are 100
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out of his whole paragraph, thats the only phrase I picked up on too...
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50 shades of grey?
Doesn't seem like enough shades to fill the spectrum...
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Apparently there are 100
But we're only concerned with 50
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Doesn't seem like enough shades to fill the spectrum...
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Old 11-06-2013, 02:23 PM
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time is the only shade I'm aware of
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time is the only shade I'm aware of
where does the peanut butter go?
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You jelly the peanut butter..
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the difference between jelly and jam is that you cant jelly a penis down your throat.
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you cant jelly a penis down your throat.
by experience?
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Originally Posted by Majofo
by experience?
if Jelly is here, peanut butter must be close by.

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by experience?
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Extra chunky
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Extra chunky
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Every time I see this, I get "Hey baby, talk dirty to me" stuck in my head
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So, Beez... get any more recently?
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so, beez....wanna hook me up with your SIL?
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When will Mrs. Beez or SIL find this thread..
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...they will be infuriated until page 4 when they suddenly have to run to the bathroom and vomit forgetting all of the bad stuff.
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Shhhhh!!

I've gotten a few BJ's here and there, not the same but better than nada
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I hear Justin is very good at them..
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Wait.. justn gave beez a blowjob or beez's SIL gave him a blowjob..
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It's not gay if it's your dog..... Right?
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If she is your bitch, no.
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Originally Posted by BeezleTL85
It's not gay if it's your dog..... Right?
Was extra chunky peanut butter / jelly involved?
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Wait.. justn gave beez a blowjob or beez's SIL gave him a blowjob..
Justin gave, duh...
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So justn gave beez a bj, but was that barter for justn to get a bj from sil?
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well that's crabby
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Boner.
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Boner.
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