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Old 11-02-2015, 10:05 AM
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Went out twice with her already. First time was when I first met her, spent like almost the whole day together. Second time was this past weekend when I took her out for games and dinner. I already have two more things planned with her this month. She actually already invited me to her place for a party but I couldn't make it on the day she was planning (already had plans with other people that day). She is also planning things with me like ice skating and she wants me to meet her parents, which I will do before the end of the month.

I....... I think I'm falling in love with her.

"EVERYBODY FALLS IN LOVE SOME TIMES!! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT IT AIN'T A CRIME!!!"



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Is she aware that you are calling her your gf after not even going on 1 date?

You wreak of desperation
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None of my female friends have ever done that to me.
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*Speaks in Yoda voice* Oh they will.... they will.......

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None of my female friends have ever done that to me.
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*Speaks in Yoda voice* Oh they will.... they will.......
yoda speaks BACKWARDS you fuggin dumbass
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Has anyone bothered checking rockys IP address? I get the feeling he's been banned from here in the past and now fucking things up...
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Old 11-02-2015, 11:38 AM
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I just don't understand. If he were real, I think that he would argue with all of the accusations of him being a troll. But if he were a troll, I don't understand why you spend so much time boosting the " 2016 RDX ELITE SUPER CHICK MAGNET TIME TRAVELLER 3.0 WITH 400000 NAV SCREENS ".



Rocky boy- How about posting a picture of you next to the RDX?
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Old 11-02-2015, 12:29 PM
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The funniest part of all this is I'm absolutely real. Wouldn't it be better if we all discussed things intelligently, using sound arguments so that we can come to a better understanding on topics? I just hope that sharing my experiences will help other guys in dealing with the female gender as I know many guys have problems with this.

I'm not necessarily better looking than the next guy except I lift weights so I try to improve my body. I invest to secure wealth. My methods can work for people who are humble enough to let go of their pride and try it. Remember, the first step is M & M's--muscles and money. These two things trigger the primordial response in women. It's nature. I didn't make up the rules, I just figured them out...

The people who are against my methods, most of them don't offer an alternative. Maybe only one or two people had intelligent input. It's clear that lots of guys are lost out there when it comes to the opposite gender so if you try to learn from my experiences, you might benefit.


Originally Posted by 06TLMatt
I just don't understand. If he were real, I think that he would argue with all of the accusations of him being a troll. But if he were a troll, I don't understand why you spend so much time boosting the " 2016 RDX ELITE SUPER CHICK MAGNET TIME TRAVELLER 3.0 WITH 400000 NAV SCREENS ".



Rocky boy- How about posting a picture of you next to the RDX?
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After 2 dates I'm falling in love with your mom. It's our density!
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Cawkfuck over here is the worst troll.
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rockyboy, I have asked you numerous serious questions that completely avoid.
Originally Posted by rockyboy
Wouldn't it be better if we all discussed things intelligently, using sound arguments so that we can come to a better understanding on topics?
You have never shown one ounce of understanding, compromise, or willingness to learn from anyone who has even the slights contradiction to your ideas. You just spew the same false claims day in and day out. YES, it would be better if we could DISCUSS and come to UNDERSTANDINGS instead of copy and pasting your narrow, shallow view of the world.
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My methods can work for people who are humble enough to let go of their pride and try it.
You are the most narcissistic, self-absorbed person on this entire site. You make HeartTLs look like Moses. Yet, we should let go of our pride?

The funniest thing is that you are a single, 35 year old trying to "help" and "give advice" on women. If I didn't have a wife or live 2000 miles away from you, I would bet your car title I could pull more ass in my Wranglers, scuffed up boots, and a white t-shirt while taking a cab downtown. Pull your head out of your ass.
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Old 11-02-2015, 12:51 PM
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Okay then, so let's discuss. What's your advice on how to get women?


Originally Posted by oo7spy
rockyboy, I have asked you numerous serious questions that completely avoid.

You have never shown one ounce of understanding, compromise, or willingness to learn from anyone who has even the slights contradiction to your ideas. You just spew the same false claims day in and day out. YES, it would be better if we could DISCUSS and come to UNDERSTANDINGS instead of copy and pasting your narrow, shallow view of the world.

You are the most narcissistic, self-absorbed person on this entire site. You make HeartTLs look like Moses. Yet, we should let go of our pride?

The funniest thing is that you are a single, 35 year old trying to "help" and "give advice" on women. If I didn't have a wife or live 2000 miles away from you, I would bet your car title I could pull more ass in my Wranglers, scuffed up boots, and a white t-shirt while taking a cab downtown. Pull your head out of your ass.
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Will you take our advice if we give it to you?
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Old 11-02-2015, 12:54 PM
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As with anything requiring an investment, I will consider it, logically critique it, weigh the costs and benefits and compare it to other methods and then decide.
So what's your advice on getting women?


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She's entitled to text you back immediately?
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
As with anything requiring an investment, I will consider it, logically critique it, weigh the costs and benefits and compare it to other methods and then decide.
So what's your advice on getting women?
Go to the gym..... makes sure womenz are around.

Bench press your max, throw an additional 80 pounds on the bar. Drop bar on your body.... Catch where I'm going with this?
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Old 11-02-2015, 01:04 PM
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Also, your GF is your hand breh...
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Old 11-02-2015, 01:05 PM
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Sometimes she texts me back right away, other times she takes a long time and as I discovered, even after she reads it.

In terms of texting, if the girl takes a long time to text you back it's either 1) she doesn't like you or 2) she's playing hard to get.

How can you tell which is which? A good way is the length of her texts. If she always texts you something short like "yeah ok", that is a sign she is not that interested. If she texts you back paragraphs and includes a lot of questions about you like my girlfriend does, she is definitely interested. She has you on her mind.

When you text her, try to vary it. Don't always text her back right away. In fact, it's better if you let her wait. You will leave her wondering. She will think about you. Her desire for you will grow.

Hope that helps.
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Old 11-02-2015, 01:08 PM
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I already go to the gym. It's in my home, I built it. I can bench press significantly more than my weight and can do about 50 real push ups in a row (where your chest goes close to the ground and slowly down). I also do about 100 crunches while carrying weights.

When I first started working out, I couldn't even do 10 push ups...


Originally Posted by Flipster23
Go to the gym..... makes sure womenz are around.

Bench press your max, throw an additional 80 pounds on the bar. Drop bar on your body.... Catch where I'm going with this?
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Fuck this I'm going to take your advice. You're such a great asset to the Acurazine community.
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Old 11-02-2015, 01:35 PM
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Cool! The advice is free, give it a try.

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Fuck this I'm going to take your advice. You're such a great asset to the Acurazine community.
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The fuck is this shit.

Rocky were you fucked in your ass as a child?
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I was going to dress as Rockyboy for Halloween but I couldn't figure out how to get ten dicks in my mouth and ten dicks in my ass at the same time.
D&R comment of the year.
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Old 11-02-2015, 03:14 PM
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Okay then, so let's discuss. What's your advice on how to get women?
Then start a thread on the topic and not how long it takes your girlfriend to reply to a text.

But you've received plenty of feedback over multiple threads and you keep beating this same drum: dress nice, get muscles, buy a nice car. And those of us who happen to have girlfriends and wives (I got married when you were 10 BTW) have provided some valid counterpoints and I don't see that you've considered much of anything.
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
Sometimes she texts me back right away, other times she takes a long time and as I discovered, even after she reads it.

In terms of texting, if the girl takes a long time to text you back it's either 1) she doesn't like you or 2) she's playing hard to get.
Or

3) she's driving
4) on the phone
5) checking out at the store
6) working
7) exercising
8) resting
9) in the middle of a TV show
10) having coffee with a friend
11) talking to her mom
12) cooking
13) eating
14) you know, any number of a thousand different things really

I mean seriously stop asking for "intelligent" conversations if this is the kind of junk you are going to post.
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Confidence is the most important characteristic. I've seen a white trash guy without a car pull rich, great looking girls because he believed in himself. To counter your (obvious) retort, he was stronger than you but had the body of a pickle. And he isn't an isolated exception, just my best example. I've seen many guys with nothing but faith in their abilities come away with girls out of their league.

You seem to have gotten lucky. Your "luxury" car, Costco clothes, and work out routine have built your confidence, and as a result, you are getting attention. But you are mistaking correlation and causation. Your experience is a secondary effect which really has no bearing on the car you drive, the clothes you wear, or the amount of push-ups you can do. If you aren't careful, your "girlfriend" will soon realize the confidence you've built is based on an unstable foundation of shallow materialism and that you have no real personality traits to fulfill her past an initial interest.

You've heard it from three girls here and wrote every one of them off. They care about how the man carries himself, not what he drove up in or what he is wearing.
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
sometimes she texts me back right away, other times she takes a long time and as i discovered, even after she reads it.

In terms of texting, if the girl takes a long time to text you back it's either 1) she doesn't like you or 2) she's playing hard to get.

How can you tell which is which? A good way is the length of her texts. If she always texts you something short like "yeah ok", that is a sign she is not that interested. If she texts you back paragraphs and includes a lot of questions about you like my girlfriend does, she is definitely interested. She has you on her mind.

When you text her, try to vary it. Don't always text her back right away. In fact, it's better if you let her wait. You will leave her wondering. She will think about you. Her desire for you will grow.

Hope that helps.
gooooooooold
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I thought you two were the same person

So your "Girlfriend" is playing hard to get, I see...
Just saw this Thread isnt funny anymore
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ban his bitch ass already


Chief, do it.

tempted to ban your ass just so I don't have to listen how you're aggravated due to your own actions of feeding a troll.
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Okay, some questions for you:

1) The guy without a car who got great looking girls. Were the girls fat? Maybe they had nice faces but fat bodies?

2) Was he very handsome? Some girls will date a guy who is very handsome even if he doesn't have a lot of money. Usually the relationship won't work out, or if they marry it will end in divorce due to lack of money. Looks don't pay the bills.

3) Suppose he were a homeless guy who was overly confident in himself. Would he get the great looking girls then? There is more to it than just confidence.

4) How would confidence pay for a meal at a nice restaurant?


5) Women almost never admit they go for the money and muscles because they don't want to be labelled but these traits of attraction are built into their DNA. Have you ever seen a female lawyer date her male secretary? Or the male janitor? The female lawyer would always want to date up socially--or at least the same level. She would look for another lawyer or some rich businessman. A male lawyer would have no problem dating a hot female secretary. Our DNA was created differently between man and woman.




Originally Posted by oo7spy
Confidence is the most important characteristic. I've seen a white trash guy without a car pull rich, great looking girls because he believed in himself. To counter your (obvious) retort, he was stronger than you but had the body of a pickle. And he isn't an isolated exception, just my best example. I've seen many guys with nothing but faith in their abilities come away with girls out of their league.

You seem to have gotten lucky. Your "luxury" car, Costco clothes, and work out routine have built your confidence, and as a result, you are getting attention. But you are mistaking correlation and causation. Your experience is a secondary effect which really has no bearing on the car you drive, the clothes you wear, or the amount of push-ups you can do. If you aren't careful, your "girlfriend" will soon realize the confidence you've built is based on an unstable foundation of shallow materialism and that you have no real personality traits to fulfill her past an initial interest.

You've heard it from three girls here and wrote every one of them off. They care about how the man carries himself, not what he drove up in or what he is wearing.
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Rocky, are you really this fucking stupid?
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Originally Posted by Chief F1 Fan
tempted to ban your ass just so I don't have to listen how you're aggravated due to your own actions of feeding a troll.
is that against the rules?
no.

you're missing the satire in my post.
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