Rockyboy's dating thread: WE ARE ALL DOING IT WRONG
10-31-2015, 12:58 PM
#81
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Oh, he's "dating" that slut that every guy within a 25 mile radius of her house has already pounded a half dozen times each.
She needed something new to add to her repertoire, so she found rocky, who lives 60 miles (~100km) away.
She's not dating you. She using you.
She needed something new to add to her repertoire, so she found rocky, who lives 60 miles (~100km) away.
She's not dating you. She using you.
10-31-2015, 01:51 PM
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You haven't even been on a date with this girl, and she's your "girlfriend"
10-31-2015, 04:53 PM
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Its not funny anymore.
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10-31-2015, 05:59 PM
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Don't forget to ask mommy for an extra $20. 
10-31-2015, 06:02 PM
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10-31-2015, 07:37 PM
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Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
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10-31-2015, 11:07 PM
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what the..... he's in here too? lol....
10-31-2015, 11:45 PM
#92
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How my first date with 8.5/10 girl went. Plus juicy details!
So tonight was my first date with the 8.5/10 I met not too long ago. We've been texting back and forth almost every day.
Our date had two phases: 1) Retro games place that is set up like the 1950's or 1960's. Very cool!
2) Dinner at a truly awesome restaurant
1) Many of my friends were going to this place as well. I arrived first. I chilled with friends and games for 30 mins. I wondered if she was really late or maybe not show up? That would be her loss, I thought to myself.
Shortly after that thought, she arrived. She wore a beautiful top with nice jeans. All fit to the contours of her fit body. She had her hair in a straight style. Tonight she looked like a 9.
She paid for her own admission
So we played games like table soccer, on the same team, winning many games.
Part 2 follows
Our date had two phases: 1) Retro games place that is set up like the 1950's or 1960's. Very cool!
2) Dinner at a truly awesome restaurant
1) Many of my friends were going to this place as well. I arrived first. I chilled with friends and games for 30 mins. I wondered if she was really late or maybe not show up? That would be her loss, I thought to myself.
Shortly after that thought, she arrived. She wore a beautiful top with nice jeans. All fit to the contours of her fit body. She had her hair in a straight style. Tonight she looked like a 9.
She paid for her own admission
So we played games like table soccer, on the same team, winning many games.
Part 2 follows
10-31-2015, 11:52 PM
#93
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Part 2: The juicy stuff:
So all of my female friends there noticed us together. In typical female fashion, they got SOOOOO jealous! I introduced her as "my friend". But my female friends couldn't resist and asked me who that girl was. I replies "what girl?" with a smirk. No doubt those girls have increased desire for me now since they saw me with a hotter girl than them.
At dinner: I paid for everything and ordered cocktails also. Total bill for the night was about $105.
Very expensive night, but it was loads of fun. I confirmed our next date in a couple weeks. She already hinted she wants me to meet her parents...
What I wore: expensive lamb skin leather jacket and leather gloves, hoodie, tight fitting muscle shirt underneath hoodie, haggar pants with Perry Ellis belt and high end leather rockport shoes.
30 minutes after we hugged goodbye, she sent me a long text thanking me and joking around. She's cute so I sent her a short reply text.
And my ride? The 2016 RDX. She loves it!!
So all of my female friends there noticed us together. In typical female fashion, they got SOOOOO jealous! I introduced her as "my friend". But my female friends couldn't resist and asked me who that girl was. I replies "what girl?" with a smirk. No doubt those girls have increased desire for me now since they saw me with a hotter girl than them.
At dinner: I paid for everything and ordered cocktails also. Total bill for the night was about $105.
Very expensive night, but it was loads of fun. I confirmed our next date in a couple weeks. She already hinted she wants me to meet her parents...
What I wore: expensive lamb skin leather jacket and leather gloves, hoodie, tight fitting muscle shirt underneath hoodie, haggar pants with Perry Ellis belt and high end leather rockport shoes.
30 minutes after we hugged goodbye, she sent me a long text thanking me and joking around. She's cute so I sent her a short reply text.
And my ride? The 2016 RDX. She loves it!!
10-31-2015, 11:56 PM
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I have never encountered anyone who is more of a tool than yourself. How can you love someone who is so pathetic so much?
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10-31-2015, 11:56 PM
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10-31-2015, 11:59 PM
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You're even more of a tool than I think David is or he thinks I am. Stunna couldn't possibly even provide a chart to demonstrate how big of a tool you are.
11-01-2015, 12:01 AM
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What the fuck is a plad shirt? Is that as imaginary as your social life?
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11-01-2015, 09:23 AM
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Plad makes pumps and pumping equipment so maybe it's a company logo shirt?
Rocky must work for Plad, or maybe he just found the shirt for a good deal at Goodwill... You know, they have yellow-tag Tuesdays where all shirts with a yellow tag are only 25¢. One could obtain quite a few luxury-esque articles of clothing for only a few dollars. And 8.5 - 10s are typically stupid as shit and would never figure out that you're ballin on a budget.
Rocky must work for Plad, or maybe he just found the shirt for a good deal at Goodwill... You know, they have yellow-tag Tuesdays where all shirts with a yellow tag are only 25¢. One could obtain quite a few luxury-esque articles of clothing for only a few dollars. And 8.5 - 10s are typically stupid as shit and would never figure out that you're ballin on a budget.
11-01-2015, 10:44 AM
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Plad makes pumps and pumping equipment so maybe it's a company logo shirt?
Rocky must work for Plad, or maybe he just found the shirt for a good deal at Goodwill... You know, they have yellow-tag Tuesdays where all shirts with a yellow tag are only 25¢. One could obtain quite a few luxury-esque articles of clothing for only a few dollars. And 8.5 - 10s are typically stupid as shit and would never figure out that you're ballin on a budget.
Rocky must work for Plad, or maybe he just found the shirt for a good deal at Goodwill... You know, they have yellow-tag Tuesdays where all shirts with a yellow tag are only 25¢. One could obtain quite a few luxury-esque articles of clothing for only a few dollars. And 8.5 - 10s are typically stupid as shit and would never figure out that you're ballin on a budget.
it was only .99 cents!
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11-01-2015, 02:04 PM
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This guy keeps saying "hoodie"...
Does that mean something different up in Canada? Because where I'm from, that's something that children wear, usually with depictions of cartoon characters or the local sportsball team.
Because when I try to imagine someone dressed up as described, I see the personification of a mullet, dressy one one half and sloppy mess on the other.
But of course, as has been pointed out prior, since none of this happened, it's all a moot point I suppose.
Does that mean something different up in Canada? Because where I'm from, that's something that children wear, usually with depictions of cartoon characters or the local sportsball team.
Because when I try to imagine someone dressed up as described, I see the personification of a mullet, dressy one one half and sloppy mess on the other.
But of course, as has been pointed out prior, since none of this happened, it's all a moot point I suppose.
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11-01-2015, 02:23 PM
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Fuck off, fool. Quit wasting internet bandwidth with your fucking nonsense.
11-01-2015, 05:47 PM
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11-01-2015, 05:51 PM
#105
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A hoodie is a shirt usually with a zipper and has hood attached. Imagine what a boxer wears when he's running in the morning cold.
This guy keeps saying "hoodie"...
Does that mean something different up in Canada? Because where I'm from, that's something that children wear, usually with depictions of cartoon characters or the local sportsball team.
Because when I try to imagine someone dressed up as described, I see the personification of a mullet, dressy one one half and sloppy mess on the other.
But of course, as has been pointed out prior, since none of this happened, it's all a moot point I suppose.
Does that mean something different up in Canada? Because where I'm from, that's something that children wear, usually with depictions of cartoon characters or the local sportsball team.
Because when I try to imagine someone dressed up as described, I see the personification of a mullet, dressy one one half and sloppy mess on the other.
But of course, as has been pointed out prior, since none of this happened, it's all a moot point I suppose.
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11-01-2015, 06:27 PM
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Caught my girlfriend
So my girlfriend continues to text me. Sometimes she takes a long time to reply but this time I caught her. I think she turned on the feature (maybe by accident) that notifies the text recipient when the text message is read.
So that happened after I replied to her text. It said text read like 30 seconds after I sent it. But she didn't reply right away... clearly playing hard to get
. Two can play at this game 
So that happened after I replied to her text. It said text read like 30 seconds after I sent it. But she didn't reply right away... clearly playing hard to get
. Two can play at this game
11-01-2015, 06:54 PM
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I haven't felt this sorry for a person in a long time...
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11-01-2015, 06:57 PM
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You have really mastered typing with bunch of other dude's dicks in your hands haven't you?
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11-01-2015, 07:34 PM
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You shouldn't feel sorry for her. She's getting a boyfriend who is gonna take really good care of her . She really really likes me so she's playing hard to get. Btw she just replied to me (2 hours after she read it). I'm not gonna read or reply to her until tomorrow. That will make her desire me more. Watch and learn, my friend.
. She really really likes me so she's playing hard to get. Btw she just replied to me (2 hours after she read it). I'm not gonna read or reply to her until tomorrow. That will make her desire me more. Watch and learn, my friend.
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11-01-2015, 11:11 PM
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11-01-2015, 11:34 PM
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I get it now. Acurazine is your girlfriend. Who else would care about a CR-V in a tux, give you a heads up about when your thoughts have been written or consume so much of your thoughts and time?
11-02-2015, 01:08 AM
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11-02-2015, 02:10 AM
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