Rockyboy's dating thread: WE ARE ALL DOING IT WRONG
11-04-2015, 05:21 PM
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There is no need for you to attack on this level Flipster and anyone else so inclined. Consider this a warning.
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11-04-2015, 05:23 PM
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Forgive them... for they know not what they do...
They're assuming I'm a troll for some reason unbeknownst to me but the irony here is that I'm real and sharing real life experiences. I do believe more than a few here are secretly taking notes and benefiting in how to interact with higher level girls. To them I say: bravo.
They're assuming I'm a troll for some reason unbeknownst to me but the irony here is that I'm real and sharing real life experiences. I do believe more than a few here are secretly taking notes and benefiting in how to interact with higher level girls. To them I say: bravo.
11-04-2015, 05:23 PM
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Sooo...
there's some irony here. Rocky's troll is so powerful, he has caused the reactions of the 3G death cumquat squad to inadvertently troll Chad out of hiding.
Shit has come full circle.
Might I be the first to take a guess that Rocky is actually The Astro!?!?
ROb...ROcky, I mean...you don't have to have a droopy eye to be Columbo.
there's some irony here. Rocky's troll is so powerful, he has caused the reactions of the 3G death cumquat squad to inadvertently troll Chad out of hiding.
Shit has come full circle.
Might I be the first to take a guess that Rocky is actually The Astro!?!?
ROb...ROcky, I mean...you don't have to have a droopy eye to be Columbo.
11-04-2015, 05:30 PM
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No idea who or what Chad, Astro, Rob, or Columbo is...
Sooo...
there's some irony here. Rocky's troll is so powerful, he has caused the reactions of the 3G death cumquat squad to inadvertently troll Chad out of hiding.
Shit has come full circle.
Might I be the first to take a guess that Rocky is actually The Astro!?!?
ROb...ROcky, I mean...you don't have to have a droopy eye to be Columbo.
there's some irony here. Rocky's troll is so powerful, he has caused the reactions of the 3G death cumquat squad to inadvertently troll Chad out of hiding.
Shit has come full circle.
Might I be the first to take a guess that Rocky is actually The Astro!?!?
ROb...ROcky, I mean...you don't have to have a droopy eye to be Columbo.
11-04-2015, 05:32 PM
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Columbo...that you must know at 35 unless you didn't grow up here. He was the lazy eyed detective show. I watched that shit all the time as a kid. 
Astro...better you don't know who he is...because if he knows who YOU are...it's already too late.
Astro...better you don't know who he is...because if he knows who YOU are...it's already too late.
11-04-2015, 05:42 PM
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The 9/10 is my girlfriend. When I first met her rated her 8.5/10. After our first official date, came to realization she is 9/10. Tis exceedingly rare in my country to encounter a 9/10 who is laid back, not feminist and not argumentative. I surmise that she perhaps does not even realize her own level of beauty. The funny part is some of my female friends (who range from 4 to 9's) were quite shocked to see me with such a creature unannounced and unbeknownst to them. The shock reverberated through this feminine community inducing extreme envy. The sad part is many 4's to 6's in my forsaken city behave as if they were 9's. Disgusting as that is. Tis truly refreshing that perchance I happened upon a 9/10 who is complementary in behaviour for an enterprising gentleman such as myself.
I..... I think.... I think I'm falling in love.
"EVERYBODY FALLS IN LOVE SOMETIMES; I DON'T KNOW 'BOUT YOU BUT IT AIN'T A CRIME!!"
I..... I think.... I think I'm falling in love.
"EVERYBODY FALLS IN LOVE SOMETIMES; I DON'T KNOW 'BOUT YOU BUT IT AIN'T A CRIME!!"
11-04-2015, 05:45 PM
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Amazon.com has Haggar shirts on sale!!!
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11-04-2015, 05:57 PM
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11-04-2015, 06:01 PM
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The 9/10 is my girlfriend. When I first met her rated her 8.5/10. After our first official date, came to realization she is 9/10. Tis exceedingly rare in my country to encounter a 9/10 who is laid back, not feminist and not argumentative. I surmise that she perhaps does not even realize her own level of beauty. The funny part is some of my female friends (who range from 4 to 9's) were quite shocked to see me with such a creature unannounced and unbeknownst to them. The shock reverberated through this feminine community inducing extreme envy. The sad part is many 4's to 6's in my forsaken city behave as if they were 9's. Disgusting as that is. Tis truly refreshing that perchance I happened upon a 9/10 who is complementary in behaviour for an enterprising gentleman such as myself.
I..... I think.... I think I'm falling in love.
"EVERYBODY FALLS IN LOVE SOMETIMES; I DON'T KNOW 'BOUT YOU BUT IT AIN'T A CRIME!!"
I..... I think.... I think I'm falling in love.
"EVERYBODY FALLS IN LOVE SOMETIMES; I DON'T KNOW 'BOUT YOU BUT IT AIN'T A CRIME!!"
You don't say....
So you went on 1 date and she's your girlfriend? Does she know that you guys are dating?
11-04-2015, 06:41 PM
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......Do you believe in love at first sight?
Before, I didn't believe in love at first sight. Now, I still don't.
We've been out twice already and been in constant, every day communication every single day since our first meeting. As we are both busy people, we have a total of 4 dates lined up. The next one is gonna be at my house. I'm throwing a party for almost 100 people.... I'm hoping half of them don't show up as it is gonna be crowded if everyone shows up. But if all of them show up, they get to meet my new girlfriend
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BUOYA!!!!!!!!
Before, I didn't believe in love at first sight. Now, I still don't.
We've been out twice already and been in constant, every day communication every single day since our first meeting. As we are both busy people, we have a total of 4 dates lined up. The next one is gonna be at my house. I'm throwing a party for almost 100 people.... I'm hoping half of them don't show up as it is gonna be crowded if everyone shows up. But if all of them show up, they get to meet my new girlfriend
.BUOYA!!!!!!!!
11-04-2015, 06:41 PM
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Burning Brakes
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......Do you believe in love at first sight?
Before, I didn't believe in love at first sight. Now, I still don't.
We've been out twice already and been in constant, every day communication every single day since our first meeting. As we are both busy people, we have a total of 4 dates lined up. The next one is gonna be at my house. I'm throwing a party for almost 100 people.... I'm hoping half of them don't show up as it is gonna be crowded if everyone shows up. But if all of them show up, they get to meet my new girlfriend.
BUOYA!!!!!!!!
Before, I didn't believe in love at first sight. Now, I still don't.
We've been out twice already and been in constant, every day communication every single day since our first meeting. As we are both busy people, we have a total of 4 dates lined up. The next one is gonna be at my house. I'm throwing a party for almost 100 people.... I'm hoping half of them don't show up as it is gonna be crowded if everyone shows up. But if all of them show up, they get to meet my new girlfriend
.BUOYA!!!!!!!!
11-05-2015, 12:28 AM
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I'm here for the gang bang (Chad) 
11-05-2015, 12:51 AM
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11-05-2015, 07:19 AM
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^^^ "Expando-matics" (I forget where I heard that from originally)
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11-05-2015, 07:37 AM
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Whoa whoa whoa... You can't turn a ho into a housewife.
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11-05-2015, 07:39 AM
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Not hiding...just not coming around often. 
Rocky, I'm Chad. Salutations.
I assure you not a single person is taking notes of how to score women. I also assure you no matter what you say people are not going to believe you aren't trolling. No one is that obtuse. In fact, kudos for the veil you have created for yourself.
Rocky, I'm Chad. Salutations.
I assure you not a single person is taking notes of how to score women. I also assure you no matter what you say people are not going to believe you aren't trolling. No one is that obtuse. In fact, kudos for the veil you have created for yourself.
11-05-2015, 07:40 AM
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NaughtyAmerica Episode "I banged my step-daddy."
11-05-2015, 07:42 AM
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for the n'a word!
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11-05-2015, 08:07 AM
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RB,
When your date asks you if you spit or swallow, tell them you swallow. That way you might get lucky....
When your date asks you if you spit or swallow, tell them you swallow. That way you might get lucky....
11-05-2015, 08:10 AM
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11-05-2015, 08:14 AM
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No seriously...in english. I'm at a loss.
11-05-2015, 08:22 AM
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11-05-2015, 08:34 AM
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11-05-2015, 08:36 AM
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Although the secret meaning of text-reply-cycle time is fascinating. I never knew > 30 min reply meant disinterest. Given my wife's consistent delayed replies to my text messages, I believe my marriage might be in serious trouble if not just an outright sham.
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11-05-2015, 08:58 AM
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GEEZER
11-05-2015, 09:00 AM
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To liven it up, take her on a date once in a while. I recommend Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament.
Greater than 30 mins reply doesn't necessarily mean disinterest. But when you know someone had read your text but doesn't reply until hours later (more than once) and they send you paragraphs of text with perfect grammar, that is showing interest. They had to think about the reply and edit it to perfection.
Greater than 30 mins reply doesn't necessarily mean disinterest. But when you know someone had read your text but doesn't reply until hours later (more than once) and they send you paragraphs of text with perfect grammar, that is showing interest. They had to think about the reply and edit it to perfection.
+1 on that.
Although the secret meaning of text-reply-cycle time is fascinating. I never knew > 30 min reply meant disinterest. Given my wife's consistent delayed replies to my text messages, I believe my marriage might be in serious trouble if not just an outright sham.
Although the secret meaning of text-reply-cycle time is fascinating. I never knew > 30 min reply meant disinterest. Given my wife's consistent delayed replies to my text messages, I believe my marriage might be in serious trouble if not just an outright sham.
11-05-2015, 09:04 AM
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+1 on that.
Although the secret meaning of text-reply-cycle time is fascinating. I never knew > 30 min reply meant disinterest. Given my wife's consistent delayed replies to my text messages, I believe my marriage might be in serious trouble if not just an outright sham.
Although the secret meaning of text-reply-cycle time is fascinating. I never knew > 30 min reply meant disinterest. Given my wife's consistent delayed replies to my text messages, I believe my marriage might be in serious trouble if not just an outright sham.
Oh no...20 years with my wife...and now this!!!
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