My wife and my side chick aka my tl
04-29-2010, 02:40 PM
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Not just you guys have problems loving your cars too much. I'm the one in the office that the guys will ask first about new model cars, car problems, anything car related! They will speak w/me first before the other guys LOL!
Recently had a man in my life tell me that he was jealous because I dug my TL more than he. Guess what? He was right!!! (And, by the way, my TL has a guy's name. After test drive I asked the same man for a cigarette, and I don't even smoke!!! I actually fell in love w/this beauty from the picture in the advertisement. When I saw my TL-to-be in person, it was on!!!). The break-up was really okay w/me because I had my TL to fall back on. He will not forsake me, just requests a little maintenance from time-to-time.
Recently had a man in my life tell me that he was jealous because I dug my TL more than he. Guess what? He was right!!! (And, by the way, my TL has a guy's name. After test drive I asked the same man for a cigarette, and I don't even smoke!!! I actually fell in love w/this beauty from the picture in the advertisement. When I saw my TL-to-be in person, it was on!!!). The break-up was really okay w/me because I had my TL to fall back on. He will not forsake me, just requests a little maintenance from time-to-time.
04-29-2010, 02:42 PM
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I'm sorry put it like this:
Does your TL fuck you?- no
Does your TL do anal?- NO
Does your TL love you? no
Will your TL fill a void in your life-no
Will your TL provide a second Income- NO
Just a few, cars are just that- CARS, a car can never take the place of a wife/husband/GF/BF etc.....
Does your TL fuck you?- no
Does your TL do anal?- NO
Does your TL love you? no
Will your TL fill a void in your life-no
Will your TL provide a second Income- NO
Just a few, cars are just that- CARS, a car can never take the place of a wife/husband/GF/BF etc.....
04-29-2010, 02:46 PM
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^ It's a troll. Don't even bother, an IP check will probably verify the troll's location.
04-29-2010, 02:49 PM
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Hey.
Got here from a motorcycle forum. I only got onto page 3 and realized I have Friday night's drinking game.
We're gonna sit around reading responses. When a Billz post comes up, it's bottoms up! I'm stopping for now, but we'll be back and start the game after Rachel's azzwhupping post.
This thread has such potential....
Got here from a motorcycle forum. I only got onto page 3 and realized I have Friday night's drinking game.
We're gonna sit around reading responses. When a Billz post comes up, it's bottoms up! I'm stopping for now, but we'll be back and start the game after Rachel's azzwhupping post.
This thread has such potential....
04-29-2010, 02:53 PM
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I'm sorry put it like this:
Does your TL fuck you?- no
Does your TL do anal?- NO
Does your TL love you? no
Will your TL fill a void in your life-no
Will your TL provide a second Income- NO
Just a few, cars are just that- CARS, a car can never take the place of a wife/husband/GF/BF etc.....
Does your TL fuck you?- no
Does your TL do anal?- NO
Does your TL love you? no
Will your TL fill a void in your life-no
Will your TL provide a second Income- NO
Just a few, cars are just that- CARS, a car can never take the place of a wife/husband/GF/BF etc.....
Does your TL fuck you?- no but you can fuck in it
Does your TL do anal?- NO see above
Does your TL love you? no but will love it for all the ass you get in it
Will your TL fill a void in your life-no but can create a void.
Will your TL provide a second Income- NO but you can create a secong income with giving bj's in the alleys like TLKittyKat06 has found out.
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04-29-2010, 08:50 PM
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Man that's lame. You know, family comes first, and even if you love something, "No great victory comes before a sacrifice"
Love doesnt always come along, what the hell, it does, but not the one from a family who loves you.
Id trade any of my vehicles which ive never wanted rto let go just to spend a second with any of my kids.
Life goes on, but its better when there's someone there you can rely on and who can rely on you.
Remember bro, those little hands and eyes learn quick and grow up fast.
I wish you the best bro from the bottom of my human soul.
p.s. found this on club4ag and man, even uk forums got links to here. ROFL funny as f!ck pwahahah even my bro's roommates know about this epic topic.
Love my ae86, love my life, but i wouldnt give anything to break my family. I love em too much.
Love doesnt always come along, what the hell, it does, but not the one from a family who loves you.
Id trade any of my vehicles which ive never wanted rto let go just to spend a second with any of my kids.
Life goes on, but its better when there's someone there you can rely on and who can rely on you.
Remember bro, those little hands and eyes learn quick and grow up fast.
I wish you the best bro from the bottom of my human soul.
p.s. found this on club4ag and man, even uk forums got links to here. ROFL funny as f!ck pwahahah even my bro's roommates know about this epic topic.
Love my ae86, love my life, but i wouldnt give anything to break my family. I love em too much.
04-29-2010, 09:22 PM
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Sigh.
Once again, I'm too late to be part of the real fun.
But to throw in my 2 cents, I've enjoyed this thread since I read about it on jalopnik.
OP, you need to become a real man and take care of your responsibilities.
And to all the white knight types ("huh", I'm looking at you), if you feel you must jump in to help someone, make sure they are worth defending. I know, this will fall on deaf ears (eyes?), but I had to throw that in.
fake edit: OP, your physical threats might carry more (snicker) weight if you didn't weigh more than your...oops.. Rachel's car.
Once again, I'm too late to be part of the real fun.
But to throw in my 2 cents, I've enjoyed this thread since I read about it on jalopnik.
OP, you need to become a real man and take care of your responsibilities.
And to all the white knight types ("huh", I'm looking at you), if you feel you must jump in to help someone, make sure they are worth defending. I know, this will fall on deaf ears (eyes?), but I had to throw that in.
fake edit: OP, your physical threats might carry more (snicker) weight if you didn't weigh more than your...oops.. Rachel's car.
04-29-2010, 09:34 PM
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Sigh.
Once again, I'm too late to be part of the real fun.
But to throw in my 2 cents, I've enjoyed this thread since I read about it on jalopnik.
OP, you need to become a real man and take care of your responsibilities.
And to all the white knight types ("huh", I'm looking at you), if you feel you must jump in to help someone, make sure they are worth defending. I know, this will fall on deaf ears (eyes?), but I had to throw that in.
fake edit: OP, your physical threats might carry more (snicker) weight if you didn't weigh more than your...oops.. Rachel's car.
Once again, I'm too late to be part of the real fun.
But to throw in my 2 cents, I've enjoyed this thread since I read about it on jalopnik.
OP, you need to become a real man and take care of your responsibilities.
And to all the white knight types ("huh", I'm looking at you), if you feel you must jump in to help someone, make sure they are worth defending. I know, this will fall on deaf ears (eyes?), but I had to throw that in.
fake edit: OP, your physical threats might carry more (snicker) weight if you didn't weigh more than your...oops.. Rachel's car.
Finally a post worth reading goodjob.
04-29-2010, 10:43 PM
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hey, I just want to say hello
I saw this in menstennisforums.com
Billy: you're the worst douche I've seen and only deserve this:
it's all over the net, in every forum I visit there is a thread about this asshole
I saw this in menstennisforums.com
Billy: you're the worst douche I've seen and only deserve this:
it's all over the net, in every forum I visit there is a thread about this asshole
04-29-2010, 10:56 PM
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04-30-2010, 12:02 AM
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You're too late Mr. Norris. Ron A kicked Billy so hard in the balls that they went out through the back of his head and into outer space.
Ron A said "You snooze you lose," then laughed in a deep and somewhat sinister manner. But in the spirit of immortals, Ron A has agreed to graciously let you have the next douchebag.
Ron A said "You snooze you lose," then laughed in a deep and somewhat sinister manner. But in the spirit of immortals, Ron A has agreed to graciously let you have the next douchebag.
04-30-2010, 12:04 AM
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You're too late Mr. Norris. Ron A kicked Billy so hard in the balls that they went out through the back of his head and into outer space.
Ron A said "You snooze you lose," then laughed in deep and somewhat sinister manner. But in the spirit of immortals, he agreed to graciously let you have the next douchebag.
Ron A said "You snooze you lose," then laughed in deep and somewhat sinister manner. But in the spirit of immortals, he agreed to graciously let you have the next douchebag.
04-30-2010, 12:06 AM
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Also, Ron A said you should shave your beard and stop looking like a dirty hippie. 
04-30-2010, 12:18 AM
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04-30-2010, 05:17 AM
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Checking in from Sport-Touring.Net (motorcycle forum). This is running like wildfire. An inarticulate douche bag pwned by his knocked up live-in who owns everything of value in his life. If he's not careful la migre will be tracking him.
04-30-2010, 05:52 AM
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108 pages?
04-30-2010, 05:55 AM
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*79 pages
04-30-2010, 10:39 AM
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But I would drink at every misspelled word in Billy's post. I doubt you'll make it past page 4.
Timmay!!! Crippin since birth... werd.
04-30-2010, 10:50 AM
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