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Old 05-02-2013, 08:14 AM
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I Hope you and 'ol softy are happy with your decision
Old 05-07-2013, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by akplaya92
Does anyone know what happened to Amis? Nobody knows this stuff like he does.
He's off banging a hottie blonde from your class.

Not sure it matters now but going back to someone because you couldn't get it up for another woman is probably not a good long term solution. The insecurity, stubbornness and fighting didn't go away.

If anything the outcome of this thread proved that you're just as insecure about yourself.
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Old 05-07-2013, 03:31 PM
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Wow, get over it and get your d1ck wet

this. epic post of the year.

im out.
Old 05-08-2013, 08:16 AM
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An update.... I came clean on both sides including telling the blondie what was up too. So I'm not hiding anything from either girl. She said she understood my situation and that I was more than welcome to hit her up after I'm single and over my current relationship.

I seriously have a lot of important school/work stuff I need to focus on at the moment so it worked out well for me in my opinion. Thanks for the advice. I will def PM pics of blondie if I ever start talking to her again to everyone who posted.

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Old 05-08-2013, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by akplaya92
An update.... I came clean on both sides including telling the blondie what was up too. Threesome, sending pics and vid now.


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Old 05-09-2013, 12:43 AM
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Dude..you really did fail miserably.
Old 06-07-2013, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
She'll bring it up down the road and call him on it
Or she'll say something like

"I'm so glad that you're small, when I had sex with the new boyfriend he was so big it hurt"

or

"At least he could get it up"

or

"I cheated on you with your best friend"
Old 06-07-2013, 08:06 AM
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Old 06-07-2013, 09:26 AM
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Old 06-07-2013, 02:26 PM
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Total loss of words...
Old 06-07-2013, 03:07 PM
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Instead of reading every post; did someone suggest a three-some?
Old 06-07-2013, 06:11 PM
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Old 06-07-2013, 06:13 PM
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Old 06-07-2013, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
play in my ass
Old 06-07-2013, 06:20 PM
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Old 06-07-2013, 06:41 PM
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Sooo you're saying we can't have a pic of the blondie because youre not with her but once you start dating then we can have one?



That's ass backwards to me but whatevs, include me in that pm list
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:20 PM
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just saw this....

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!!!

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL ANYTHING TO THAT BLONDIE??

Remember this, don't EVER be too honest with girls, especially the ones you want to fuck now or in the future.
Don't ever talk to a girl who you want to fuck now or in the future about your GF OR YOUR EX.

NO disrespect, but YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID!!!!
Old 06-12-2013, 12:42 PM
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how come the other pics dont work!? WTF! I want my 2 minutes back!

and on top of that, where are the GOOD PICS??
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Originally Posted by YeuEmMaiMai
Or she'll say something like

"I'm so glad that you're small, when I had sex with the new boyfriend he was so big it hurt"

or

"At least he could get it up"

or

"I cheated on you with your best friend"
What happened to you doesn't happen to other people.
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i got no such pics!
Old 06-14-2013, 10:44 AM
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Lol seems to be a lot of confusion. So let me clear it up..... Blondie just wants my dick. She doesn't care about anything else. Magnum FTW (when it comes out to play LOL). She said I could call her anytime in the future and she would be down for it. She must have been really impressed for the whopping two minutes I gave it to her before Mr. Softy came back again.

I'm still with my current girlfriend, but I if ever break up with her this thread will be updated with new pics of blondie and possible video .

P.S.--Majofo and BeezleTL85 I got you two on the PM list.
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Old 06-14-2013, 10:59 AM
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Besides the enjoyment of laughing my ass off at your misfortune,

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Originally Posted by akplaya92
P.S.--Majofo and BeezleTL85 I got you two on the PM list.
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Originally Posted by akplaya92
I'm still with my current girlfriend, but I if ever break up with her...
It'll be a long time Majofo. You may be better off subscribing to an amateur site.
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Old 06-18-2013, 02:21 PM
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i'm impressed with the op for coming into the thread and admitting his ED with the blondie. props for that. now include everyone else on that pm list.
Old 06-18-2013, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by mrstak
i'm impressed with the op for coming into the thread and admitting his ed with the blondie. Props for that. now include everyone else on that pm list.
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Old 06-18-2013, 08:14 PM
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Count me in for the "group buy"


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Old 06-21-2013, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
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Oh what the hell...mee too.
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Add me to the horny old dude list as well.
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Damn!! thanks AKplaya for the PM!!
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Originally Posted by akplaya92
Been dating a girl for almost a year, she's crazy about me. Wants my kids, already knows that I'm the one for her, etc. One of her downsides is her insecure personality.I know all girls are insecure, but this bitch is EXTRA insecure about everything. She is also the most stubborn girl I've ever met. It is annoying and leads to way too much fighting. So I dumped her a week ago, but she is still calling me crying everyday and asking me to take her back. It's making me feel like shit, but I really need to move on I believe even though I still love her.

Insert girl number two here. Smoking hot blonde chick in my English class all semester. She has sat in front of me the whole time and I will be honest and say that I have flirted with her just enough throughout the semester to make her think something could be here. I got her number on Tuesday and we talked until five in the morning into Wednesday. She lives alone in a single house cause her dad is in Afghanistan year round because he is in the military. In other words, sleeping with her is VERY convenient.

This is where it gets good.... She tells me she wants me to be her fuck buddy and that she wants no feelings or any strings attached besides that. So she sends me some teaser pics Tuesday night, and by Wednesday afternoon I'm at her place. This is where the story does a 180..... I couldn't get hard.... Somehow I made it as least awkward as possible and have bought myself a second opportunity, which is supposed to be tonight.

I have found out what the problem is though. I saw my ex on Thursday and it was an instant erection. I'm obviously still not over my ex, but I would LOVE to screw this girl silly. Even though she is hotter than my ex, I can't get hard even thinking about her. FML....

There has to be a way to make my little peter come through for me tonight...Good advice will be awarded with some nice pics of the blonde chick. And probably even a video LOL.

Did I mention the blonde girl is a freak in the sack?
How do you know this blonde is a freak in the sack if went wet noodle thinking about your ex.

this is from April so you've probably turned gay or gotten back with original basket case by now
Old 06-26-2013, 01:42 PM
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Thread was hilarious. If you're really using magnums, get the "Thin" kind. Feel better and can keep your noodle attentive
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Originally Posted by peacefrog
this is from April so you've probably turned gay or gotten back with original basket case by now


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