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Old 08-13-2012, 01:14 PM
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How do you get a girl to break up with you?

basically what the title says but not to the point where her parents hate you because they are family friends
Old 08-13-2012, 01:16 PM
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oh, i see you're in Houston.
what a coincidence, I am too!

I can help if you give me her number!
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Why can't you break up with her?
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show her your penis
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Old 08-13-2012, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by TeknoKing
show her your penis
that's how I break up with my girlfriends haha


OP tell her you just found out you have herpes
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hahaha I just did this with my last relationship, I just pushed her to do it because I didn't want to break her heart and be the bad guy. Just tell her you're not interested anymore, or fuck her sister and/or best friend, whichever works better.
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Old 08-13-2012, 02:42 PM
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spot on Justin !!!

OP from my past experience, just bite the bullet and break up with her....tell her its not working anymore and that you would still want to be friends if she wants to....be upfront with her....
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Old 08-13-2012, 02:43 PM
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But if for whatever reason you can't, just act bored and mindless around her.
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get another chick to do a three-way with you and see how she feels. just do it with the other chick while she's there. that should work.
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Just tell her that in the past few months (or whatever timeframe works with how long you've been in the relationship) you've started to see her as being more as a friend than someone you want to be in a relationship with.

This leaves you open to continue a friendship if you want to.
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fuck her on her period?
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Old 08-13-2012, 03:24 PM
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Show her this thread.
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Originally Posted by asianspec
Eat her out on her period?

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ask for butt sex, if she says No, dump her, if she says Yes, marry her
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^^^ THIS

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Old 08-13-2012, 04:16 PM
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why do u want to break up with her?

answer: "now vagine hang like sleeve of wizard" - borat
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yeah lil man why do you want to break up with her?

Whatever your reasons are bro grow some balls and tell her straight; dont be a p*$$y about this

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Old 08-13-2012, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by rossv1
Now that just sick.
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^ that's earning your red wings, son
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It's never a good idea to "get someone" to break up with you. If you are worried about what her family thinks, this is a bad idea because that plan involves you behaving like a jerk.

Being the father of an almost 17 year old girl, I would take a dim view of any kid who treats her poorly - especially if he's playing games.

There is no perfect way to do this, only varying degrees of bad. But the plan with the least amount of long-term damage is to just be straight with her. Do it in person, and don't draw it out. If you take more than five or six sentences you're saying too much. Focus on the situation, don't make it personal. That's about all you can do to minimize the fallout.
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Get her pregnant, then if she doesnt abort it then you know she's not the one for you. Then break up.
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Originally Posted by asianspec
fuck her on her period?
I never got rid of a chick by doing this
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Originally Posted by wrecked tl
basically what the title says but not to the point where her parents hate you because they are family friends
Banging her sister worked for me, but that parents not hating you thing did not apply.
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What the hell is wrong with these kids today?

OP, your 17, there is sooo much pussy out there just waiting to be poked in the back seat of your parents car (insert, "When I was your age..."). For god sake young man, grow a fucking pair and tell her you want to see other biscuits. Who gives a shit what her parents feel like. They probably don't like you fucking their daughter anyhow.
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EASY! Just screw her sister in front of her...
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Originally Posted by Mr Marco
What the hell is wrong with these kids today?

OP, your 17, there is sooo much pussy out there just waiting to be poked in the back seat of your parents car (insert, "When I was your age..."). For god sake young man, grow a fucking pair and tell her you want to see other biscuits. Who gives a shit what her parents feel like. They probably don't like you fucking their daughter anyhow.
CDC said that gonorrhea is now resistant to is last remaining antibiotic treatment....
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Tell her you have crabs, and got them from a guy named Justin...

Problem solved, and the parents can't hate you for being who you really are
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CDC said that gonorrhea is now resistant to is last remaining antibiotic treatment....
Doesn't help my herpes anyhow.
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
I never got rid of a chick by doing this
Your situation mightve been more severe.
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Stop being a little girl and break up with her, cause she probably wont until you shoot her dog with a harpoon and light her house on fire.
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ok ok but now this is the problem i was kinda seeing two chicks before dating her so i wasnt really cheating you can say. then i chose her and now im talking to one of the other girls again and just want everything like any other guy.. only one thing im not willing to cheat and other girl wont do anything with me until i break up with current gf what to do what to do
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Break up with her and get with the other girl? You're 17, no sense in getting in a serious relationship. Go out and have fun so you'll have stories to tell when you're older.
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Originally Posted by wrecked tl
ok ok but now this is the problem i was kinda seeing two chicks before dating her so i wasnt really cheating you can say. then i chose her and now im talking to one of the other girls again and just want everything like any other guy.. only one thing im not willing to cheat and other girl wont do anything with me until i break up with current gf what to do what to do
So what is it that you aren't telling us, because at face value this isn't hard to figure out. You don't need the internet to give you advice on how to break up with girl #1 so you can go date girl #2.

So what's up with girl #1 that's keeping this from being a painfully obvious choice?
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Do what the pros do, head-butt her
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