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Can you honestly say you don't look at porn?
09-29-2015, 06:19 AM
#81
i honestly do not see the point in porn without fap. i never understood people that just watch it like a show or a movie. Actually, if I'm not in fapmood...I will specifically avoid it because it'll take control or my hands. If I do watch, I look for something fun...and 2 minutes later I wash up and go about my day.
09-29-2015, 02:30 PM
#82
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I remember when I was a sophomore in college I was at my girlfriend's apartment and a guy that would hang around with her roommate was just chilling on the couch watching some girl get pounded on his phone. I didn't really get it. Same thing for guys who hack their nav screen and just have porn playing in their cars. Why?
09-29-2015, 02:40 PM
#83
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because douchebag.. 
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09-29-2015, 02:54 PM
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Sometimes porn videos can be entertaining with how cheesy they are.
And no I don't do that.
09-29-2015, 02:56 PM
#85
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The music composition is where it's at..
09-29-2015, 06:19 PM
#86
LOL...yeah...
I don't get it either.
My broski used to throw on his regular VHS while we were getting ready for the gym after high school...we'd be shooting shit with a bb gun, they'd be shooting roids...then we'd walk to the gym.
never really thought it was weird but I remember not watching for too long because I'd start getting wood.
I don't get it either.
My broski used to throw on his regular VHS while we were getting ready for the gym after high school...we'd be shooting shit with a bb gun, they'd be shooting roids...then we'd walk to the gym.
never really thought it was weird but I remember not watching for too long because I'd start getting wood.
09-29-2015, 06:26 PM
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i honestly do not see the point in porn without fap. i never understood people that just watch it like a show or a movie. Actually, if I'm not in fapmood...I will specifically avoid it because it'll take control or my hands. If I do watch, I look for something fun...and 2 minutes later I wash up and go about my day.
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09-30-2015, 12:12 AM
#90
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2 minutes.. we're you looking for the right scene for 1 minute 58 seconds? 
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09-30-2015, 06:42 AM
#91
hell yes...I call it "the warmup"!
OMG...worst shiet ever...trynafap to webtv before mom walked in the front door (line of site to the couch)...not to mention sometimes it would be go time and all I needed was the image to load...loading hair...loading eyes...loading nose...CMONNNN LETS SEE DEMTETAZZZZZ...loading chin...FARKKKK...UNLOADING
Or it would load finally and it was an ugly blonde with dem zero cups and 
forgot to log off and shut it down and only turned the tv off once...WHOOOOPPPPPSSSS
Whatever, she wasn't stupid...she figured it out when my shower/shiets started taking 45 minutes.
09-30-2015, 11:05 AM
#92
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B know you be beatin yo meat on the reggo.. shiett.. I feel bad for her towels.
09-30-2015, 11:23 PM
#94
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does it involve the guest towels... no thank you
10-01-2015, 11:06 AM
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boner.
10-02-2015, 10:19 AM
#97
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hell yes...I call it "the warmup"!
OMG...worst shiet ever...trynafap to webtv before mom walked in the front door (line of site to the couch)...not to mention sometimes it would be go time and all I needed was the image to load...loading hair...loading eyes...loading nose...CMONNNN LETS SEE DEMTETAZZZZZ...loading chin...FARKKKK...UNLOADING
Or it would load finally and it was an ugly blonde with dem zero cups and forgot to log off and shut it down and only turned the tv off once...WHOOOOPPPPPSSSS
Whatever, she wasn't stupid...she figured it out when my shower/shiets started taking 45 minutes.
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10-02-2015, 10:38 AM
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I don't watch porn.
When I was in high school I had a couple buddies at my house and it was like 11 pm and we were watching TV in the living room... I think we were browsing channels and stopped at a softcore for like 30 seconds, dunno why. Right at that time, my dad walks out from his bedroom cus we were eating and laughing. We see him and all go silent. He just looks at us and at the TV and says 'well ok. goodnight' and went back into his room
When I was in high school I had a couple buddies at my house and it was like 11 pm and we were watching TV in the living room... I think we were browsing channels and stopped at a softcore for like 30 seconds, dunno why. Right at that time, my dad walks out from his bedroom cus we were eating and laughing. We see him and all go silent. He just looks at us and at the TV and says 'well ok. goodnight' and went back into his room
10-02-2015, 10:45 AM
#99
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and then you guys sucked each other off.. the end.
10-02-2015, 11:48 AM
#101
if you can't poke fun (or just poke) at yourself, then who can you poke fun at?!
Actually...the first pr0n I watched was at my hs buddy's house...him and another buddy of mine, we're all sitting there looking super interested in what was going on...I recall looking over at his face and he looked disinterested. By 12th Grade I was walking down the hall behind him and noticed the rainbow patch on his backpack. I was like, dafuq...you :ghey: lol...yep...asked some other close friends of mine if they knew that and they were like, uh...yeah, duh.
That's what I get for growing up with a European mentality. Anyway, high fived him and kinda wondered why he never offered to play hide the tip with me...maybe I was too ugly.
I have two more gems involving the first time and the chaos that ensued, and the worried betty time...but I'll save those for later. You know, slow release
10-02-2015, 11:53 AM
#102
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That's it.. lame. HJs are for hot tubbin'
10-02-2015, 12:02 PM
#103
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Actually...the first pr0n I watched was at my hs buddy's house...him and another buddy of mine, we're all sitting there looking super interested in what was going on...I recall looking over at his face and he looked disinterested. By 12th Grade I was walking down the hall behind him and noticed the rainbow patch on his backpack. I was like, dafuq...you :ghey: lol...yep...asked some other close friends of mine if they knew that and they were like, uh...yeah, duh.
That's what I get for growing up with a European mentality. Anyway, high fived him and kinda wondered why he never offered to play hide the tip with me...maybe I was too ugly.
That's what I get for growing up with a European mentality. Anyway, high fived him and kinda wondered why he never offered to play hide the tip with me...maybe I was too ugly.
You're a handsome man J.. he probably knew you had a small peen, that's all. Little fucker is a size queen.
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10-02-2015, 01:01 PM
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I like porn 
10-02-2015, 01:02 PM
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My buddy walked in on me wack it one day. Told him to give me 5 mins. He waited outside until I was done.
10-02-2015, 02:55 PM
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10-02-2015, 02:55 PM
#113
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that rhythmic drum beat.. 
10-06-2015, 10:00 PM
#114
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I once knew a guy that wouldn't watch porn if there was no plot. I used to watch porn with my dorm roommates. Looking back, that was weird. My days of watching porn with other guys is over. Porn is for whacking or getting your woman warmed up.
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10-07-2015, 02:03 AM
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i did that once in high school, buddy of mine had downloaded a good 30 minute clip using 33.6k dial up
so funny 5 guys all huddling around a 15" monitor. :gheywave:
and dat awkward feeling trying your best to hide yer boner :ghey:
so funny 5 guys all huddling around a 15" monitor. :gheywave:
and dat awkward feeling trying your best to hide yer boner :ghey:
03-30-2016, 04:12 PM
#117
Fk no!TheyldstroyEvrthing
03-30-2016, 04:17 PM
#118
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Pfff... who watches porn these days? I watch "sexual art". 
03-30-2016, 04:18 PM
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03-30-2016, 08:56 PM
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