Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator

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Old 07-03-2009, 12:10 AM
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Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator

We saw this video hours ago and we're still trying to recover from the sheer WTF-ness of it. Suffice to say the headline delivers as promised. Also, there is no hope for humanity.

If you've been around Jalopnik for more than a few days, you know we're no strangers to the bizarre, but we're having a hard time writing at the moment because this whole thing is so utterly ridiculous we're laughing like idiots just thinking about it. A Michael Jackson-inspired dance throw-down ahead of kicking a very large repo man in the taint? Really? You have to see it to believe it below. It's around 1:50 in when the taint-kicking occurs.
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LMAO wow that was the best thing ive watched in a long time


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i still cant stop laughing
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The kick to the taint was funny, but that show is horrible. They don't even attempt to make it believable.
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He got possessed by Michael Jackson!!

WTF?!?!
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Now if someone can make a gif of the kick in taint..
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That kid doesn't deserve a Delorean. Did anyone else notice the ugly ass spoiler he put on it?
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I'm a big fan of the DeLorean and this story has been all over DMC Talk for the last few weeks. It's obviously staged but still stupid.
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uhm okay a few things i observed??? there is a Lexus RX parked there also (parents)... the kid's camera was pink?

and that was funny as hell... he kicked me between the ass and the d!ck and it hurt... lolz...
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I'm surprised the big guy didn't check the little a--hole in short order.
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is that real? wtf....
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so the story is that the kid is a little off mentally...so is it real? guys stuck in the '80s? lol.

even though the story told me what was going to happen, I still didnt expect it like that... lol
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these guys are on TV and the show is called Repo Man. The big guy has a real short fuse but he does his job as the muscles. The short hispanic guy does not fight. And his ex wife who is also on the show is really hot...
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I cant stop laughing
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i lost it when he started to moonwalk while crying.
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it was just awesome...im gona start freaking out like that too
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Either that was staged (more likely), or that's the worst display of mental illness I've ever seen. So sad.
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Originally Posted by neuronbob
Either that was staged (more likely), or that's the worst display of mental illness I've ever seen. So sad.
The repo man show is the reality channel version of RENO 911. It's not real, at all, not even a little.

When they started the show they tried to keep it fairly believeable, but as it goes on, they feel like they have to top themselves with each episode, it's really getting rediculous.
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is that real? wtf....


NO....that whole show if you look at the disclaimer that rips across the screen at the end says they are re-enactments. So in essence....yes...they are fake.
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It must have taken a lot of restraint for the repo guy to not kick that kid's ass.
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So we're laughing at a reenactment of the real thing? I thought the kick was a little light.

(and the dude is a little light in the loafers).
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Originally Posted by Eggplant-EX
these guys are on TV and the show is called Repo Man. The big guy has a real short fuse but he does his job as the muscles. The short hispanic guy does not fight. And his ex wife who is also on the show is really hot...

you must be into BIG women and i mean BIGGG
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funniest thing I've seen in a long time
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wow that guy is fucked up!!


Originally Posted by Danil ACE
That kid doesn't deserve a Delorean. Did anyone else notice the ugly ass spoiler he put on it?
The spoiler adds at least 50 HP.
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Originally Posted by mrmako
So we're laughing at a reenactment of the real thing? I thought the kick was a little light.

(and the dude is a little light in the loafers).
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Originally Posted by luismorales
you must be into BIG women and i mean BIGGG
You know what red mean right?
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is it really reenacted? one episode i watched the boss came to the scene flying like a jackass and the police yelled at him for driving like so.
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kid seems like a real looser and needs some help ... i still cant stop laughin ... hilarious video
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