astro

amir, yeah, we should for sure...
no idea when he's coming up, maybe when I find a mint condition black CL kickin around

Black CL-S 4-Life

WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

astro

0wnage

zeroday

abigail noun:
A middle-aged homosexual man who is in the closet.

airhead noun:
A silly, vacuous, unintelligent person.

a.k. noun:
Acronym of "Ass-kisser."

anal buccaneer noun:
A pejorative term for an actively gay male.

anal intruder noun:
A male who engages in anal copulation with another male as the penetrating partner; a homosexual sodomite.

anal invader noun:
A male who engages in anal copulation with another male as the penetrating partner; a homosexual sodomite.

ass also arse noun:
1. A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person.
2. A dull, heavy, stupid fellow; a dolt.
3. The buttocks.

ass assassin noun:
A promiscuous sodomite.

ass bandit also arse bandit noun:
A homosexual sodomite.

assbreath noun:
1. A contemptible, detestable person.
2. An ass-kisser.
3. Someone with really bad breath.

assclown noun:
A homosexual.

assfucker noun:
A male who engages in anal copulation as the penetrating partner.

asshole also arsehole noun:
1. A contemptible, detestable person.
2. A despicable place. ["Omaha is the asshole of the universe."]
3. An anus.

ass-kisser noun:
Someone who seeks favor with an obsequious manner.

assmaster noun:
A sodomite.

ass nibbler noun:
An insignificant person who tries to win friends by clumsy flattery.

ass-peddler noun:
A pimp or prostitute.

assrag noun:
A contemptible, worthless person. (Someone who votes Republican! - Ed.)

asswipe also arsewipe noun:
A contemptible, detestable person.

auntie also aunt noun:
An older gay man.

Red Nj-s

fuck your mom

Red Nj-s

ahuh oyea okay shuttup
- trick daddy

zeroday

fag also faggot also faggit noun:
A gay male.

fag hag noun:
A heterosexual woman who socializes extensively with gay men.

faglame adjective:
A weak attempt to flame someone on a message board; usually by calling your opponent gay.

fank you noun : A derogative expression of ingratitude. [A contraction of 'thank you' and 'fuck you.']

fart knocker noun:
An annoying or foolish person.

fatass also fat-ass noun:
A fat person.

fathead noun:
A stupid person.

fatso noun:
A fat person.

feck noun:
A euphemism for "fuck." [Irish slang.]

fecker noun:
An annoying person. [Irish slang]

felcher noun:
Someone who sucks semen out of an anus.
felch verb

ffs! exclamation:
Acronym of "For Fuck's Sake!" [Used mostly in Internet chat rooms.]

fink noun:
A contemptible person.

flake noun:
A silly, incompetent or eccentric person.

flame verb:
To insult someone in a post on a message board.
flamer noun:
1. Someone who flames.
2. A male homosexual.
flaming intransitive verb

flip the bird intransitive verb:
To gesture by raising a clenched fist with the second finger extended; to give the finger.

floozy also floozie noun:
A prostitute who attracts customers by walking the streets.

fook noun:
A euphemism for "fuck." [Mostly used in Internet chat rooms.]

for fuck's sake! exclamation:
An exclamation of annoyance.

fu phrasal verb:
Acronym of "Fuck You!" [Used mostly in Internet chat rooms.]

fubar adjective:
Confused; disorganized. [Acronym of "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition."]

fuck noun:
1. An act of sexual intercourse.
2. A partner in sexual intercourse.
3. A despised person.
4. Used as an intensive: What the fuck do you want?
fuck intransitive verb:
1. To engage in sexual intercourse.
2. To act wastefully or foolishly.
3. To interfere; meddle.
fuck verb transitive:
1. To have sexual intercourse with.
2. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
3. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
fuck interjection also an exclamation :
Used to express extreme displeasure.

fuck-all squared adjective:
Absolutely nothing. [Irish slang]

fucked up phrasal verb:
1. To be in confused or disorderly state. ["He was fucked-up."]
2. To make a mistake. ["I really fucked-up there!"]

fucker noun:
A contemptible person.

fuckface noun:
Ugly-looking and/or stupid-looking.

fuckhead noun:
A person regarded as inept, foolish, or contemptible.

fuckle-bitch noun:
A stupid bitch.

fucknut noun:
A person regarded as eccentric or irrational. [A contraction of "Fucking Nutcase."]

fuck off phrasal verb:
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

fuck over phrasal verb:
To treat unfairly; take advantage of.

fucktard noun:
A person regarded as stupid, foolish or socially inept. [A contraction of "Fucking Retard."]

fuck up phrasal verb:
To make a mistake; bungle something.

fuck-up noun:
An incompetent, unsuccessful person; a failure. ["He's a total fuck-up."]

fuckwit noun:
A stupid or inept person.

fuck you phrasal verb:
A rebuke; an expression of anger, dismissal or defiance.

fudge-packer noun:
Someone who engages in anal sex; usually applied to a gay man.

fugly adjective:
Extremely unattractive. [A contraction of "Fucking Ugly."]

fruit flies noun plural:
Heterosexual women who socialize extensively with gay men.

geek noun:
1. A person regarded as foolish, inept, or clumsy.
2. A person who is good in scientific or technical pursuits but is socially inept.
3. A carnival performer whose show consists of bizarre acts.

geezer noun:
An old person, especially an eccentric old man.

gimp noun:
An idiotic, incompetent, useless person; someone who is lame.

gimpette noun:
A female gimp.

gimpzoid noun:
An idiotic, incompetent, mentally unstable person. [A contraction of "Gimp" and "Schizoid."]
gimpzoidal adjective

git noun:
An idiot or contemptible person.

gobshite noun:
Someone who talks nonsense. [Irish slang]

gombeen noun:
An awkward, unsophisticated person; an uncultured person from a rural area. [Irish slang]

goof or goofball noun:
A mildly offensive word meaning a funny or silly person.

goon noun:
A stupid or oafish person.

grubby adjective:
Dirty; unwashed; messy.

grungy adjective:
Dirty; unwashed; messy.

high-maintenance adjective:
Someone who is needy or greedy in a relationship.

half-wit noun:
A person of subnormal intelligence.

headcase noun:
A crazy or eccentric person.

hellatious adjective:
Terrible.

hockey whore noun:
A sluttish groupie. A girl who goes to hockey games hoping to get a date with the players.

hoebag noun:
A person who has sex frequently with many different partners.

hoochie noun:
A promiscuous female, prostitute.

hoser noun:
A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man.

hung like a tic tac phrase:
To have a very small penis.

in deep shit phrase:
In big trouble.

in bits adjective:
Mentally confused or anguished.

iffy adjective:
Unsound, incorrect, improbable, suspicious.

jabroni noun:
An idiot; a big-time loser.

jackoff, jerkoff, jagoff, jaggoff noun:
1. A person who masturbates.
2. A detestable person.

jackshit adjective:
To know nothing. ["He knows jackshit about it!"]

jackshitter verb:
Someone who talks about a subject of which they possess little or no knowledge.

jit bag noun:
A scumbag.

jizzmopper noun:
Someone who has a menial job. [A person employed in a strip club who has to clean-up the semen from the private booths.]

jobber-jabber noun:
A gay male. [Scottish slang]

klutz noun:
A clumsy person.

knob also nob noun:
1. A penis.
2. An idiot; an objectionable person.

knobgoblin also nobgoblin noun:
1. A prolific sucker of cock; usually applied to a gay male.
2. An jerk; an objectionable person.

knobhead also nobhead noun:
An idiot; a contemptible person.

knucklehead noun:
A stupid person; a blockhead.

kooky adjective:
Strange; out of the ordinary; weird.

lamer noun:
A person regarded as lame in a particular endeavor. [Used mostly among Internet flamers, gamers and hackers.]
lamerz noun plural

lipstick lesbian noun :
An effeminate lesbian.

lmc phrase:
Acronym of "Lick my clit."

lob noun :
A clumsy dull person; a lout.

loopy adjective :
1. Unstable or crazy.
2. Strange, as if sedated or otherwise on drugs. ("That shit was making me feel loopy.")

lot lizard noun :
A prostitute who visits truck-stop parking lots searching for customers.

lug noun :
A clumsy fool; a blockhead.

lunkhead noun :
A stupid person; a dolt.

minger also minga noun:
An exceptionally unattractive-looking person.
minging adjective
mings adjective

mo fo noun:
Abbreviation of "motherfucker" but not used as a derogative.

mondo bizarro adjective:
Extremely strange; weird.

mong also monger noun:
1. An imbecile. [Abbreviation for someone with Down Syndrome, Mongoloid.]
2. A peddler; usually someone who deals in something undesirable: a scandalmonger; a warmonger; an insultmonger.

monkey noun:
A person who is mocked, duped, or made to appear a fool. ["They made a monkey out of him."]

mork noun : An annoying idiot. [Contraction of 'moron' and 'dork.']

motherfucker noun:
Something regarded as thoroughly unpleasant, frustrating, or despicable.

mumbo jumbo noun:
Nonsense or something one doesn't understand.

muppet noun:
A fool; someone who is easily controlled by another.

nerd noun:
An intelligent, studious, obsessive and socially inept person.

net-head noun:
A person obsessed with using the internet.

nice play, Shakespeare! interjection:
Ironic or sarcastic exclamation meaning, "That was really stupid."

nimrod noun:
A silly, foolish, or stupid person.

no shit, Sherlock! interjection:
Exclamation of surprise; usually ironic or sarcastic.

numbskull also numskull noun:
A person regarded as silly, foolish, or stupid.

nunya:
A contraction of "None of your business."

nut noun:
A crazy or eccentric person.

nut verb:
To ejaculate.

nuts noun plural:
Testicles.

nuts adjective:
Crazy; insane.

nutcase noun:
A crazy or eccentric person.

oinker noun:
A fat person.

open a can of whoop-ass verbal phrase:
To beat someone up. ["If he says that again, I'm going to open a can of whoop ass on him."]

own transitive verb:
To defeat someone severely in a verbal argument or in a competition. ["I own you!"]
owned verb:
Someone who was severely defeated in a verbal argument by an opponent.
ownage verb:
The state of being owned. [Common usage among flamers and gamers.]

palooka noun:
A stupid or clumsy person.

pansy noun:
A male who is considered to be effeminate.

pantywaist noun:
A boy or man who is considered weak or effeminate.

patsy noun:
A person easily taken advantage of, cheated, blamed, or ridiculed.

peckerhead noun:
A stupid person; a dolt.

pig noun:
A member of the social or political establishment, especially one holding sexist or racist views.

pillow-biter noun:
Someone who engages in anal sex as the receiver; usually applied to a passive gay man.

pinhead noun:
An idiot.

pipsqueak noun:
An insignificant person.

pissant also piss ant noun:
An insignificant, worthless person.

pisser noun:
One that is extremely disagreeable.

p.i.t.a or pita phrase:
Acronym for "Pain In The Ass."

pleb noun:
An inferior, insignificant or common person. [Abbreviation of "Plebeian."]

plonker noun:
1. A penis.
2. Fool, idiot, a despicable person.

polesmoker noun:
Someone who sucks cock; usually applied to a gay man.

poontang noun:
Used as a disparaging term for a woman; vulgarism for vagina.

porker noun:
A fat person.

poser noun:
1. A show-off.
2. Someone who pretends to be something they are not to gain acceptance or kudos.

postal adjective:
To go crazy; berserk. [From disgruntled US postal workers who go to work with guns and kill their co-workers.]

prick noun:
A person regarded as highly unpleasant, especially a male.

puke verb:
To vomit; usually from disgust. ["Your picture made me puke."]

punk noun : A hoodlum.

punk-ass noun : A vain, self-important, silly, rebellious person.

puppet noun:
Someone who is controlled by another.

pussy noun:
1. The vagina.
2. A man regarded as weak, timid, or unmanly.

pussy-whipped adjective:
A man who is obedient to his female partner.

putz noun:
1. A fool.
2. A penis.

queen noun:
An effeminate gay man.

quimby noun:
A bumbling buffoon. [From the illiterate, incompetent, pot-smoking Mayor Quimby in The Simpsons.]

retard noun:
1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.

rectal ranger noun:
A man who practices anal sex; usually with other men.

root noun:
Sexual intercourse. [Australian slang]

rough adjective:
Someone who is unrefined in manner or appearance; coarse. ["She looks a bit rough."]

rug-eater noun:
A lesbian.

rump ranger noun:
A man who practices anal sex; usually with other men.

saddo noun:
1. A pervert.
2. A miserable, pathetic person; a loser.

sad sack noun:
A miserable, pathetic person; a loser.

sap or saphead noun:
A gullible person; a dupe.

sausage jockey noun:
A male homosexual.

scab noun:
1. A person regarded as contemptible.
2.
a. A worker who refuses membership in a labor union.
b. An employee who works while others are on strike; a strikebreaker.
c. A person hired to replace a striking worker.

scum or scumbag noun:
Someone regarded as despicable, sleazy or worthless.

scuzzbucket noun:
A despicable, sleazy person.

scuzzy adjective:
1. Dirty; grimy.
2. Disreputable; sleazy.

schlong noun:
The penis.

schmuck or shmuck noun:
A clumsy or stupid person.

screw you phrasal verb:
A rebuke; an expression of anger or annoyance.

scrotal fuzz noun:
Dirty; grimy.

scrubber noun:
A coarse and sexually amenable or promiscuous woman.

shady noun:
Illegitimate; uncertain; seemingly bad.

shambolic adjective:
Disorganized, mismanaged.

shank noun:
A sexually unattractive woman with loose morals; usually thin, small-breasted and not good-looking.
shanky adjective

sheepshagger noun:
A rural person with no sex partners other than sheep.

shirtlifter noun:
A male homosexual.

shit-faced adjective:
Very inebriated; usually leading to vomiting.

shite noun:
Alternative spelling/pronunciation of "shit."

shithead noun:
A person regarded as inept, foolish, or contemptible.

shitlist noun:
A list of people one is angry with.

shitkicker noun:
A coarse, unsophisticated person.

shit magnet noun:
Someone who attracts troublesome people or misfortune.

shit-stabber noun:
A male homosexual.

shitstain noun:
A contemptible person of no value.

shit stick noun:
A contemptible person of no value.

sicko noun:
A pervert.

slapper noun:
A coarse and sexually amenable or promiscuous woman.

smb phrase:
Acronym of "Suck my balls."

son of a bitch noun:
A person regarded as thoroughly mean or disagreeable.

space king noun:
A male who is inattentive or forgetful.

space queen noun:
A female who is inattentive or forgetful.

spaz noun:
A person who is prone to hysterical outbursts with little provocation.
spazzy adjective

spunk bubble noun:
A worthless person.

stfu phrase:
Acronym of "Shut The Fuck Up."

stinker noun:
1. A contemptible person.
2. An awkward, difficult task.

stumblebum noun:
1. A person regarded as blundering or inept.
2. A punch-drunk or second-rate prizefighter.

suck verb:
To be inadequate, displeasing, or of poor quality.

sucker noun:
1. A person easily taken advantage of, cheated, blamed, or ridiculed.
2. A person. Used as a generalized term of reference, often as an intensive: "He's a mean sucker."

tard noun:
Short for retard.

tight-ass also tight-arse noun:
1. A person who is overly tense or nervous.
2. A stingy person; a miser.
3. A person who is rigidly conventional, as in manners, opinions, and tastes.
tight-assed, tight-arsed adjective

the mark noun:
A person regarded as weak and defenseless; an easy victim; a patsy.

thunder-thighs adjective:
A person with fat legs; usually applied to women.

toe-rag noun:
A contemptible, worthless person.

tool noun:
1. The penis.
2. A person used to carry out the designs of another; a dupe; a fool.

tossbag also tosspot noun:
A detestable person.

tosser noun:
1. A person who masturbates (applies to males only).
2. A detestable person.

trailer trash noun:
A derogatory term for people who are poor; usually living in trailer homes.

turd noun:
1. A piece of excrement.
2. A contemptible person.

turd burglar noun:
A homosexual sodomite.

turkey noun:
1. A person considered inept or undesirable.
2. A failure, especially a failed theatrical production or movie.

twat noun:
1. The vulva.
2. A woman or girl.
3. A contemptible person.

twerp also twirp noun:
A person regarded as insignificant and contemptible.

twit noun:
A foolishly annoying person.

ugly as sin phrase:
Very ugly.

unhinged adjective:
Insane, mentally unstable and unpredictable.

up your bum! interjection : A mild expression of anger, dismissal or defiance.

up yours! interjection : An expression of anger, dismissal or defiance.

verbal diarrhea noun:
Incessant and aimless talk.

wack also wacko noun:
A person regarded as eccentric or irrational.

wanker noun:
1. A person who masturbates.
2. A detestable person.

wanksta noun:
Someone who pretends to be a gangster.

wankstain noun:
Someone regarded as despicable, sleazy or worthless.

weirdo noun:
1. A person regarded as being very strange or eccentric.
2. A deranged, potentially dangerous person.

wimp noun:
A person who is regarded as weak or ineffectual.
wimped, wimping intransitive verb

windbag noun:
A talkative person who communicates nothing of substance or interest.

window licker noun:
A mentally retarded person.

wtf? interjection:
Acronym of "What the fuck?"

wuss noun:
A person regarded as weak or timid and especially as unmanly.
wussy adjective

yahoo noun:
A weird person.

yob noun:
A rowdy, aggressive, or violent young man. [Boy spelled backward]

zit zapper noun:
A teenager with pimples.

zero noun:
A person regarded as being insignificant; a nonentity.

zilch noun:
A person regarded as being insignificant; a nonentity.

Red Nj-s

my g/f is layin in my bed drunk

Red Nj-s

correction:

ahah okay wutsup shuttup
- Trick Daddy

Black CL-S 4-Life

fuck her and

zeroday

ChrisKelly5

CHOKE ON A DICK FAGGOT.

NetamiAccord

*ahem*

WANKERS!!!!!!!



hehe, I love that word

SilviaGTO

ask her something funny.


I was drunk off my ass and my guy asked me if i could have a threesome with him and another guy who would it be. and i busted out with the one guy that joe almost beat his ass for for hitting on me.


When I woke up at a waffle house 3 hours later .. and he told me i said that.. all i could do was sit there and be quiet as a mouse. i thought i was in for it.

NetamiAccord

What's the big fuckin' deal, bitch? Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

NetamiAccord

YOU'S A HO!!!!! I SAID THAT YOU'S A HO!!!!!



j/k

SilviaGTO

fuck up before i tell dbox what you said.

NetamiAccord

Yeah? Well... "notation that you create a vacuum"

YuppieCL

oh no.... aint to whore gon tell me where i take what

YuppieCL

all this talk of fucking makes me wanna fuck

amir was here

i really want bbs to respond to this thread
but i know he wont

YuppieCL

why cant girls just give into casual sex as easy as us guys?

YuppieCL

he probably thinks we're all assholes

i dont thing cursing is a prevailing issue here.... if we cursed this much in car talk it'd be a problem.... but its only expected in ramblings...

astro

cuz bitches want babies foo

NetamiAccord

some of them do...we call those "sluts"

lol, j/k. I don't have a problem with people who have casual sex. It's just not my cup of tea at this point in my life. It's probably pretty freeing though. I mean, I'd be "safe" about it and all, but other than that, play on!

amir was here

i think bitches want your baby

NetamiAccord

Baby mama drama!

amir was here

:ghey:

astro

NetamiAccord

upon re-reading of my post...yeah you're right that was :ghey:

amir was here

NetamiAccord

And since this is a post whore thread, I thought y'all might enjoy this, I found it on bash.org

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

SilviaGTO

that was :ghey:


If I were to become single again, id be about the casual sex.

NetamiAccord

Hey, I admitted to the gay-itute, damn!

BTW amir, you edited before I could reply, lol.

jts1207

uhm......
































Fuck Canada

SilviaGTO

I just bought an intake for my car from a guy in canada.

NetamiAccord

Canadian dude: Fuck you, buddy!


lol, j/k

"It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along"

joedokes28

SilviaGTO

I always wanted to go to the canada/american border and hop back and forth.

NetamiAccord

You know what's best about Canada? Mounties. Heh heh heh