View Poll Results: Losing the V-card to an "escort"... good idea?
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Losing the V-card to an "escort"...........good idea?
03-06-2006, 05:32 PM
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^^^ Find new friends.... Im serious.
03-06-2006, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by thatguy
you should also try emo myspace broads who are all into guys being herbs. You might have something there along with JJ's anime chicks. and if worst comes to worst (in your case at least) hit up some high school seniors. You have a decent ride and thats what most of them care about. You can do it. We can help.
Just dip your hand in the cookie jar...get some HS chick who is materialistic......but make sure she doesnt live across an ocean. 
03-06-2006, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
Get with a single mom
I was peer pressured into doing it
I propositioned my single mom friend to fuck but she said no
But at least you know they fucking
I was peer pressured into doing it
I propositioned my single mom friend to fuck but she said no
But at least you know they fucking
03-06-2006, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
dude when i do goto parties i try to talk to the ladies, but every girl ive come up to either goes off somewhere else or just doesnt seem interested.
anyways its true i dont have anyone to goto the bar with, alot of my friends are either with someone so they dont really have a need to goto a bar or whatever, or underage, or dont want to spend the money..
anyways its true i dont have anyone to goto the bar with, alot of my friends are either with someone so they dont really have a need to goto a bar or whatever, or underage, or dont want to spend the money..
I am anti-frat myself...but if you need it that bad to get you laid...your sister sorority always has a few house sluts.
03-06-2006, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
^^^ Find new friends.... Im serious.
Originally Posted by moomaster_99
You need a wingman...either that or you need to join a frat....
I am anti-frat myself...but if you need it that bad to get you laid...your sister sorority always has a few house sluts.
I am anti-frat myself...but if you need it that bad to get you laid...your sister sorority always has a few house sluts.
ive always thought about joining a frat, but i dunno if the greek life is for me.
03-06-2006, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
hhaha serious, i asked a friend of mine who just turned 21 to hit up a bar tonight, he came up with the idea to have a BBQ with some friends instead since itd be cheaper
yea i need to find a wingman, only guy i have a remote chance with is my friend at irvine, guess ill have to hang out with him a bit more......................
ive always thought about joining a frat, but i dunno if the greek life is for me.
yea i need to find a wingman, only guy i have a remote chance with is my friend at irvine, guess ill have to hang out with him a bit more......................
ive always thought about joining a frat, but i dunno if the greek life is for me.
Like I said....if you dont have that many friends...a frat is your best bet to 'buy' friends....too bad...a lot of frat guys are cool, but its the 1 in 10 that are asses....just dont become an ass and you're alright....
03-06-2006, 05:52 PM
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Virgins:
-Lower your standards
-Go to bars
-Find friends that go to bars
-Repeat until you have sex
-Lower your standards
-Go to bars
-Find friends that go to bars
-Repeat until you have sex
03-06-2006, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by zeroday
has anyone noticed minch is no longer responding to this thread 
03-06-2006, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by mfkitson
Forget about the purse thing.
Mike
03-06-2006, 06:57 PM
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1) Get more friends. My boyfriend and I take turns going out with our single friends. We both find the chase amusing. They should too.
2) For cheap but fun friends...predrink. duh. It worked for me in Las Vegas.
2) For cheap but fun friends...predrink. duh. It worked for me in Las Vegas.
03-06-2006, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by zeroday
I can tell you from personal experience that silviagto is not.
rachael, had to out our secret in the persuit of truth.
rachael, had to out our secret in the persuit of truth.
03-06-2006, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
well how much can I possibly do when im fucking sleeping????
03-06-2006, 07:28 PM
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I still laugh at work when we are in meetings and a boss asks, "Does everyone have each others vCards?", referring to their email vCard. I don't think I will ever grow up.
03-06-2006, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by zeroday
I guess she already told you then. Well, in her defense, I puked on her ass in part because i had been drinking tequila shots to prepare for the act. When she revealed her hairy ass it just kind of initiated the spewage.
03-06-2006, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
meh, either youre referring to my adorable little dog or my beautiful doberman, so me FTW.
zeroday FTW
03-06-2006, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
Ah, thats funny cause I mistook him for you!
he has no balls!
he has no balls!
03-06-2006, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by zeroday
again, what with the hairy ass, huge cock, enormous balls and bitchy attitude...i just assumed it was you.
it was slightly less pungent than you...that really should've clued me in.
it was slightly less pungent than you...that really should've clued me in.
03-06-2006, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
i would say weve ruined the thread, but i think we might have actually improved it 
03-06-2006, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by moomaster_99
You need a wingman...either that or you need to join a frat....
I am anti-frat myself...but if you need it that bad to get you laid...your sister sorority always has a few house sluts.
I am anti-frat myself...but if you need it that bad to get you laid...your sister sorority always has a few house sluts.
03-06-2006, 11:24 PM
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I wouldn't do it. There got to be way you can get some from a girl that you don't have to pay. If you just one horny ass guy then by all mean yea. But if you doing it just to lose it and feel manly, not worth it.
Sell the V-card on Ebay!
03-07-2006, 06:47 AM
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Seriously.....
If you want to score (now there's and OLD term) there are some things you can do. I have to assume you are looking for a relationship, not just sex. Yeah I know this thread started as "should I get a hooker" but the truth of the matter is that great sex won't happen with a hooker, it requires emotional involvement.
I was serious earlier when I said to sign up for some martial arts classes. That is a fast way to build self confidence and improve your physical appearance. Not to mention there are very often some pretty hot girls taking classes (at least around here). In a few short months you will have done some great things for yourself and in all likelihood a girl will be one of them...
If you want to score (now there's and OLD term) there are some things you can do. I have to assume you are looking for a relationship, not just sex. Yeah I know this thread started as "should I get a hooker" but the truth of the matter is that great sex won't happen with a hooker, it requires emotional involvement.
I was serious earlier when I said to sign up for some martial arts classes. That is a fast way to build self confidence and improve your physical appearance. Not to mention there are very often some pretty hot girls taking classes (at least around here). In a few short months you will have done some great things for yourself and in all likelihood a girl will be one of them...
