I almost had to kill my wife last night..why do some women use emotion to decide.
11-30-2006, 04:58 PM
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Depends, She has to use my TL tomorrow cause I have to fix the 2nd victim. If anything happens to my TL, prepare to see me on the news.
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11-30-2006, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by crazymjb
Well if you don't report it you could keep the body 
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11-30-2006, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
Depends, She has to use my TL tomorrow cause I have to fix the 2nd victim. If anything happens to my TL, prepare to see me on the news.
but i wish u luck on the 3rd try for ur wifey...
ok extra luck
11-30-2006, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
Depends, She has to use my TL tomorrow cause I have to fix the 2nd victim. If anything happens to my TL, prepare to see me on the news.
and spun out going around a curve and luckily missed slamming into a bridge. After that she said f(%k it to driving in the snow unless she's in the SUV.
11-30-2006, 05:51 PM
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-Curled up in fetal position, rocking back and forth, sucking my thumb-
Nooo, Nooo...Make the bad men stop mommy! make em quit making me worry about the 3rd car...Surely she would take extra care this time...surely she would...find your happy place...breathe, breathe....
Nooo, Nooo...Make the bad men stop mommy! make em quit making me worry about the 3rd car...Surely she would take extra care this time...surely she would...find your happy place...breathe, breathe....
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11-30-2006, 06:25 PM
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After the cars come back from the shop I should sell my wife and buy a hooker.
Ad could read
For Sale: One previously enjoyed wife, No automotive skills but great at making babies. Has a big heart.
Ad could read
For Sale: One previously enjoyed wife, No automotive skills but great at making babies. Has a big heart.
11-30-2006, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
After the cars come back from the shop I should sell my wife and buy a hooker.
Ad could read
For Sale: One previously enjoyed wife, No automotive skills but great at making babies. Has a big heart.
Ad could read
For Sale: One previously enjoyed wife, No automotive skills but great at making babies. Has a big heart.
o...m...g
11-30-2006, 06:55 PM
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yes, get her snow tires for Christmas and also give her some lessons on how to drive when it is bad out there. I see alot of people who have no clue. We just had icy conditions here and there I am trying to be careful cause it is so slick out and I get some idiot who wants to drive side by side down the road.
11-30-2006, 10:55 PM
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You are not the guy who tried to put his wife in the oven right ???
https://acurazine.com/forums/ramblings-12/man-accused-trying-force-wife-into-oven-thanksgiving-353109/
https://acurazine.com/forums/ramblings-12/man-accused-trying-force-wife-into-oven-thanksgiving-353109/
12-01-2006, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
After the cars come back from the shop I should sell my wife and buy a hooker.
Ad could read
For Sale: One previously enjoyed wife, No automotive skills but great at making babies. Has a big heart.
Ad could read
For Sale: One previously enjoyed wife, No automotive skills but great at making babies. Has a big heart.
I vote this guy becomes a mod in D&R
12-01-2006, 06:19 AM
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D&R is no laughing matter...
12-01-2006, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
After the cars come back from the shop I should sell my wife and buy a hooker.
Ad could read
For Sale: One previously enjoyed wife, No automotive skills but great at making babies. Has a big heart.
Ad could read
For Sale: One previously enjoyed wife, No automotive skills but great at making babies. Has a big heart.
12-01-2006, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
After the cars come back from the shop I should sell my wife and buy a hooker.
Ad could read
For Sale: One previously enjoyed wife, No automotive skills but great at making babies. Has a big heart.
Ad could read
For Sale: One previously enjoyed wife, No automotive skills but great at making babies. Has a big heart.
p.s. dont forget to include a 'no return policy'
12-01-2006, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by geminisdc
You are not the guy who tried to put his wife in the oven right ???
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=353109
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=353109
I sit here at work wondering, the TL is still at home in the garage, safe from harm, does it make me a bad husband that I disconnected the battery before I left home so she couldn't get it started?
hmmm.....
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12-01-2006, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
SSSsssshhhh....Oven is still prewarming....
I sit here at work wondering, the TL is still at home in the garage, safe from harm, Does it make me a bad husband that I disconnected the battery before I left home so she couldn't get it started?
hmmm.....
I sit here at work wondering, the TL is still at home in the garage, safe from harm, Does it make me a bad husband that I disconnected the battery before I left home so she couldn't get it started?
hmmm.....
12-01-2006, 09:44 AM
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LSB: FTW!!!
this thread is great, kudo's to boogie for not knocking out all of her
this thread is great, kudo's to boogie for not knocking out all of her
12-01-2006, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Astroboy
LSB: FTW!!!
this thread is great, kudo's to boogie for not knocking out all of her
this thread is great, kudo's to boogie for not knocking out all of her
12-01-2006, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
For Sale: One previously enjoyed wife, No automotive skills but great at making babies. Has a big heart.
12-01-2006, 10:37 AM
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My wife would know better than to even bother coming home. She would have to be gone for a few days and fake a kidnapping, then say the kidnappers crashed the car. And maybe then i will only just kick her ass.
12-01-2006, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
"So, not only do I now have to cover her $1000.00 deductible for her car but I also have to come up with $600.00 to fix my car.
12-01-2006, 11:49 AM
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Thats why she is getting the broken tail light for Christmas. It's already hidden in the garage behind the snow shovel and God knows she won't move that and see it.