View Poll Results: How Do You Shave Your Balls?

I'm a Girl, I don't have balls.

4.20%

Shaving Your Pubic Area is For Girls

18.02%

I Use a Razor Blade

126

37.84%

I Use Clippers (With a Guard)

17.12%

I Use Clippers (Without a Guard)

13.51%

Other

9.31%

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How Do You Shave Your Balls?

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08-08-2008, 09:21 AM

#241

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I use razor and cream on the balls and for the region above the schlong and below my stomach a use clippers without a guard.

09-18-2008, 04:36 PM

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I use razor and cream on his balls and for the region above the schlong and below his stomach i use clippers without a guard.

that seems to be the popular choice

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09-18-2008, 04:38 PM

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uhhhhhhhhh...... why are you bumping this thread if you have nothing to contribute.

09-18-2008, 04:45 PM

#244

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is it really that big of a deal. seriously

09-18-2008, 04:53 PM

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I dont need the ol coin purse to be completely skinned. I use the trimmer for everything and get close enough to make it appear bare. Luckily mine arent that hairy cuz razors and trimmers down there scare me!

09-18-2008, 05:02 PM

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09-18-2008, 05:12 PM

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This thread is the TMI capitol of the world.

09-18-2008, 05:37 PM

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This thread is the TMI capitol of the world.

Quit pretending you dont find this information useful!

09-18-2008, 05:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ArTL-S

that seems to be the popular choice

Let me guess, just another member who happen to be randomly searching AZine for "balls", and you thought you wold bump this thread?

Or was it your little brother who used your computer when you forgot to log off?

Remember, tap your foot three times in the bathroom stall...

09-18-2008, 10:21 PM

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Lol. its strange the crap you find humorous when you are at work for 18 straight hours.

09-18-2008, 10:33 PM

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Dry shaving is preferable, less irritation believe it or not.

Simply

Tug, Stretch and SLIIIIIIDE.

Gilette Fusion on teh ballz FTW.

09-18-2008, 10:36 PM

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^did you forget the red text? Are you CRAZY??

09-18-2008, 10:37 PM

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^did you forget the red text? Are you CRAZY??

No... I'm making a DIY as we speak.

09-18-2008, 10:43 PM

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YIKES.Why dont you just

it might not hurt as bad

09-18-2008, 10:45 PM

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YIKES.Why dont you just

it might not hurt as bad

It honestly doesn't hurt at all. It's the cleanest way of doing so, as long as you dont let them bad boys grow too long, then you're gonna have some issues.

I dont get how anyone can shave the rest of their pubes though, even with cream... Razor burn is horrendous!

09-18-2008, 10:48 PM

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No... I'm making a DIY as we speak.

Please refrain from including any instructive pictures.

Also, is the final step in your DIY to call 911 and try to slow the blood loss while awaiting a medevac?

09-18-2008, 10:50 PM

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Please refrain from including any instructive pictures.

Also, is the final step in your DIY to call 911 and try to slow the blood loss while awaiting a medevac?

No damn it!

It was actually as so.

"Final step: Call girlfriend or local whore to come test the goodies."

09-18-2008, 10:53 PM

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No damn it!

It was actually as so.

"Final step: Clean sink."

09-18-2008, 10:53 PM

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let me introduce you to a new friend

09-18-2008, 10:58 PM

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That only makes things worse!!!

09-18-2008, 11:22 PM

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Yeah, what was the ENTIRE developed world thinking when they let the cosmetics industry fool us into thinking shaving cream actually HELPED with getting a better shave?

Boy do I feel stoopid!

09-19-2008, 01:27 AM

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Mach 3 FTW. It felt weird doing it the first few times, but it feels a lot better/cooler. (temperature-wise, assholes)

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This thread is the TMI capitol of the world.

Gonna look at a lot of people differently now...

09-19-2008, 01:37 AM

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i dont get why people are scared they are going to cut themselves, if you can shave your face without cutting yourself you can shave your sack without cutting yourself.

09-19-2008, 01:44 AM

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Note the use of shaving cream...

09-19-2008, 01:51 AM

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Would you shave my coin purse?

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09-19-2008, 02:01 AM

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I have NEVER seen the extended version of that! Awesome.

09-19-2008, 07:15 AM

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Quote:

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^did you forget the red text? Are you CRAZY??

see post 148

09-19-2008, 10:03 AM

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nair creme ftw

09-20-2008, 09:55 PM

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I wait till its cold then my nut sack gets tight.. makes it easier to shave (tried it once while i was warm and just couldnt get enough surface area when they are hanging like that).

I use scissors for the hair above the twig and berries but use the razor for the twig and berries (yes, the twig too).

09-20-2008, 10:27 PM

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^Uh, from a guy with "boi" in his SN... :ghey:

09-20-2008, 10:33 PM

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nair creme ftw

On the balls? Just seems so... wrong..

09-20-2008, 11:47 PM

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Don't be such a pussy about shaving your balls! Just imagine what girls have to do all the time... and yes, I have been nicked a couple of times

But hey, you got to do what you gotta do, right?

Really, women appreciate when you guys shave! Makes the job easier.

09-20-2008, 11:51 PM

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Quote:

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Don't be such a pussy about shaving your balls! Just imagine what girls have to do all the time... and yes, I have been nicked a couple of times

But hey, you got to do what you gotta do, right?

Really, women appreciate when you guys shave! Makes the job easier.

Are you still married?

If no, are you into younger guys?

If yes, are you into younger guys?

09-21-2008, 12:26 AM

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I cannot believe some of you crazy fuckers use a RAZOR DOWN THERE!

#2 guard on the electric shaver ftw.. takes care of all of it. No way in hell would I use a razor down there!

09-21-2008, 12:55 AM

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I cannot believe some of you crazy fuckers use a RAZOR DOWN THERE!

#2 guard on the electric shaver ftw.. takes care of all of it. No way in hell would I use a razor down there!

Chicken.

09-21-2008, 03:42 AM

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Quote:

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Don't be such a pussy about shaving your balls! Just imagine what girls have to do all the time... and yes, I have been nicked a couple of times

But hey, you got to do what you gotta do, right?

Really, women appreciate when you guys shave! Makes the job easier.

thats exactly why i do it, too bad i have had no one to compliment me/make use of it.

09-21-2008, 05:08 AM

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Chuck Norris uses a chainsaw.

09-21-2008, 01:04 PM

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A razor works very well as long as you don't let the forest grow to thick before trimming. Now the ass crack is more difficult. It needs to be done, but it's like flying blind.