Help! Need farming/firefighting advice!
07-07-2006, 03:25 PM
#362
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Originally Posted by dom
Don't get used to it fdl, Monday is fast approaching.
"When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it. "
07-07-2006, 03:25 PM
#363
Suzuka Master
Originally Posted by Water-S
My dear friends and fellow ramblers,
It is with a truly heavy heart that I write this, but the time has come to let the proverbial cat out of the proverbial bag, and to end these proverbial shenanigans. For years I posted here under the cognomen "Water-S" and for years that is how many of you knew me. My actual birth name, however, is not Derek Deweese, and I'm not posting from the sleepy hamlet of Anna, Ohio. My real name is Arnold Babar, and I'm a single, 52 year old man working as a commercial real estate broker in Ft. Lauderdale.
I was in my late 40s when I realized that the only way I could remain erect long enough to ejaculate was to fabricate these elaborate role-playing scenarios and post them on automotive forums. I first tried hitting the VW boards, pretending to be a german exchange student looking for tips on where to buy non-metric wrenches. It was good for a couple of "sessions," but the character didn't have enough depth to take it any farther. I then moved on to a Jeep forum, posing as a reformed ricer who couldn't seem to let old habits die. Those were good times. Many a raging boner was flailed into submission as I watched thread after thread of flames directed at me for asking where I could get altezzas for my Wrangler, or whether or not anyone made winch cables with LEDs woven in. The monster had been created, so to speak, and he wanted more.
And so I found myself in this cozy little corner of the internet, cock in hand, warm glass of single malt by my side, and the attention of hundreds of men to keep me aroused. Water-S was the most complex of all the characters I created, but he was by far the most enjoyable to play. Many a night was spent lost in the hazy world I had created. The idyllic pastures. The shiny green tractors. My trusty old Honda Accord. I adopted the Water-S persona entirely, and sometimes I would feel a warm, wet sensation on the top of my hand and it would take me a moment to realize that I had in fact started drooling. My coworkers would sometimes look puzzled as I accidentally asked them things like "what're y'all doin this weekend?" but I would always manage to catch myself before things got too far out of hand. And then I would rush out of the office at 5PM sharp to my waiting Jaguar to hurry home, many times dropping my pants just inside the door of my upscale townhouse. And the fine young men of Ramblings would never let me down. Always ready to laugh at my simplicity, or to become infuriated by my idiocy. Sarlacc was always my favorite. Many, many of my potential offspring are crusted up on the bottom of my computer desk thanks to him.
In short, it was all a lie, but one I would gladly tell again and again. I love each and every one of you dearly, and will always have fond memories of the times we shared. Some day, after all of this has blown over, I will return as a "noob" and masturbate to each and every one of you. Until then, I remain
Faithfully Yours,
Arnold Babar
It is with a truly heavy heart that I write this, but the time has come to let the proverbial cat out of the proverbial bag, and to end these proverbial shenanigans. For years I posted here under the cognomen "Water-S" and for years that is how many of you knew me. My actual birth name, however, is not Derek Deweese, and I'm not posting from the sleepy hamlet of Anna, Ohio. My real name is Arnold Babar, and I'm a single, 52 year old man working as a commercial real estate broker in Ft. Lauderdale.
I was in my late 40s when I realized that the only way I could remain erect long enough to ejaculate was to fabricate these elaborate role-playing scenarios and post them on automotive forums. I first tried hitting the VW boards, pretending to be a german exchange student looking for tips on where to buy non-metric wrenches. It was good for a couple of "sessions," but the character didn't have enough depth to take it any farther. I then moved on to a Jeep forum, posing as a reformed ricer who couldn't seem to let old habits die. Those were good times. Many a raging boner was flailed into submission as I watched thread after thread of flames directed at me for asking where I could get altezzas for my Wrangler, or whether or not anyone made winch cables with LEDs woven in. The monster had been created, so to speak, and he wanted more.
And so I found myself in this cozy little corner of the internet, cock in hand, warm glass of single malt by my side, and the attention of hundreds of men to keep me aroused. Water-S was the most complex of all the characters I created, but he was by far the most enjoyable to play. Many a night was spent lost in the hazy world I had created. The idyllic pastures. The shiny green tractors. My trusty old Honda Accord. I adopted the Water-S persona entirely, and sometimes I would feel a warm, wet sensation on the top of my hand and it would take me a moment to realize that I had in fact started drooling. My coworkers would sometimes look puzzled as I accidentally asked them things like "what're y'all doin this weekend?" but I would always manage to catch myself before things got too far out of hand. And then I would rush out of the office at 5PM sharp to my waiting Jaguar to hurry home, many times dropping my pants just inside the door of my upscale townhouse. And the fine young men of Ramblings would never let me down. Always ready to laugh at my simplicity, or to become infuriated by my idiocy. Sarlacc was always my favorite. Many, many of my potential offspring are crusted up on the bottom of my computer desk thanks to him.
In short, it was all a lie, but one I would gladly tell again and again. I love each and every one of you dearly, and will always have fond memories of the times we shared. Some day, after all of this has blown over, I will return as a "noob" and masturbate to each and every one of you. Until then, I remain
Faithfully Yours,
Arnold Babar
Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Whoa! Anybody else see this before he deleted it?!
Holy crap! I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that one. 
07-07-2006, 03:25 PM
#364
One on the right for me
Originally Posted by o3jeff
Wasn't Water claiming to be going to NC to see his "girlfriend" this weekend?
were those his fourth plans or was it this weekend?
07-07-2006, 03:28 PM
#367
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Originally Posted by mr.motoring
If the mayor of Anna, OH reads this thread, he might want to take away Water-S's residency status too.
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07-07-2006, 03:29 PM
#368
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Originally Posted by SpeedyV6
Holy crap! I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that one. 
WHOA.
fdl
07-07-2006, 03:33 PM
#373
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Originally Posted by fdl
Yes. Unfortunately I wont be going out in the blaze of glora that Water is. It will be quick and silent.
"When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it. "
"When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it. "
What the crap is going on?
07-07-2006, 03:35 PM
#375
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Originally Posted by SakiGT
Ok. Ill bite.
What the crap is going on?
What the crap is going on?
why is this?
07-07-2006, 03:36 PM
#380
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https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...=342349&page=6
First post said he's getting ready to go down this weekend.
First post said he's getting ready to go down this weekend.
07-07-2006, 03:36 PM
#381
Originally Posted by fdl
I'm not on your "friends" list am I 
Don't get me wrong, man, I like having you around, but the fact that you're on the verge of getting yourself a vacation over the particular issue in question is just too funny not to laugh at. At least the penalty isn't permanent.
07-07-2006, 03:37 PM
#382
Suzuka Master
Originally Posted by fdl
I'm banned as of Monday. Orders from the top. Tell my story when I'm gone.
07-07-2006, 03:42 PM
#386
Senior Moderator
Originally Posted by dom
@ fdl accepting his fate.
07-07-2006, 03:42 PM
#387
Suzuka Master
Originally Posted by CGTSX2004
You've already been promoted to King 
, what else can you ask for? 
, what else can you ask for? 
On AZ, much like in the home country of England, being a monarch doesn't get you much along the lines of priviledges. I can walk around with my crown on and my septor in hand, but that isn't going to really get me anything cool on here.
bots.
07-07-2006, 03:49 PM
#395
Senior Moderator
Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I fdl really getting demoted? Since when do they have a lame duck period preceding demotion?
He has a chance to avoid the Ban hammer but he's too big a pussy. Either that or he's in the fawkin CIA.
cough:
07-07-2006, 03:50 PM
#400
Suzuka Master
Originally Posted by juniorbean
Just a hint, they never promote the ones who keep asking or hinting at it
and I have already talked about this topic a long time ago. 
Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Ahhh - I smell an ultimatum.
Pics or demotion, and he picked the former. Too funny.
Pics or demotion, and he picked the former. Too funny.