Always Dirty

"Why not just ask our friendly farmer/firefighter/metal fabricator/bulk mailer/baby daddy/cornered liar?" you say. Easy enough, right? Wrong.

Water-S is set to expire this weekend, which means that if any of us were in desperate need of any farming and/or firefighting advice we would surely find ourselves up the proverbial crick without no gall dang paddle. I've started this thread in the hope that he can't possibly ignore or overlook this final heads-up.

Water - if you're reading this - please refer to the below links for more info on your impending doom. You've pissed off Astro (and 95% of the other members on this board) with your wild lies, stories, and general mongoloid behavior, and there's almost no turning back. Almost.

https://acurazine.com/forums/showpos...&postcount=135

https://acurazine.com/forums/showpos...0&postcount=13

If I were you I'd start snapping and posting pictures. Unless you want to make us happy, in which case you should just vanish into the sunset and reappear in the public eye with a run for some sort of political office 10 years from now, with hilarious results.

As the Korean say, 너의 어머니는 물고기같이 냄새맡는다. Or is it 안녕(히)! 잘가(세요)? Regardless, it was interesting knowing you. For the first dozen posts, anyway. After that it was just painful.


Oh, and happy friday everyone.

kurt_bradley

Happy Friday to you too, AD.

Water: You're one weird bloke.

JaredGMS

This is gonna get good. Thanks a TON Dirty

03SSMTL-S

Brad Paisley is so damn cool.

JJ4Short

You know you guys blew up the legend of water-S so much it was like the second coming when he came back. Then we all got to know him and his legend took a crap and didn't wipe up after itself. I want all recent post destroyed and only the legend to come back.

Melanie

Thanks AD, this should progress nicely.


And at you avatar

SakiGT

Man, time flys when youre anticipating such a departure.

astro

best avatar ever!

be good today everyone, and I are going to Toronto.

kurt_bradley

Is Scrib really going to be able handle this place all alone on a Friday? You need a couple deputy Admins...

tuleman

And I was hoping to get edumicated on John Deer Tractors

Yumcha

Yessir!

Always Dirty

The legend just turned out to be better than the reality. His absence made our hearts grow fonder, but when he reappeared it was just one big cardiac mess. It would be like JFK coming back to life by some miracle, then everyone slowly realizing that he was just another liberal masshole with a penchant for womanizing, and a nauseatingly thick accent.

His return was overhyped, but that can't mask the fact that Water is borderline retarded and a liar to boot.

wstevens

I bet this goes the way of the AK-47 thread - after 15 pages, Water-S posts all the pics he's required to.

phipark

Water-S really does look like a turd though.

BEETROOT

I'm sensing AD doesn't like Water-s

JaredGMS

I agree....Water-S was all hype because of the innane way he talks/posts, but it blew out of control when he left.....

Now he's back, is a liar, and smells of rotten eggs.

JaredGMS

Teh Jatt

phipark

Oh, and happy Friday.

cM3go

the avatar is golden

Yumcha

So? Any wagers out there? I bet Water-S won't post any pictures.

fdl

The legend of Water-S > the real Water-S. But I suppose in banning him his legend may only become stronger.

I think water serves a purpose to this site. I think the site needs a punching bag. Someone to make fun of and ridicule. Someone we can take our frustrations out on. Oh well, I guess we'll still have JJ

kurt_bradley

We need to gather the rest of the AZ Pirates and set sail in search of the true Water-S.

Jatt, AD, dom, Minch, JC, CGTSX2004: ready the ship.

Teh Jatt

Teh Jatt

i still can't believe your da monkey

tuleman

ib: i lost my digi camera in a fire (well it dropped when i was running a "blitz" line I think my new g/f might have) one when i get done with my 1098 hour shift saving the company i work for i will call her and see if i can useit
i got to drive my sisters RL again and it is sweat Well im off to buy my z4M
after that we will dance tractors bitch

sasha

I just hope Water-S will surface today with a few pictures.

By the way AD, I like your new series of avatars! Cracks me up!

Teh Jatt

Yumcha

But, you're the one walking the plank!

peacefrog

That boat sucks....its no Amistad

fdl

YoungTL needs to be on there.

SpeedyV6

Actually I was around to see the original Water-S as well as his first and second comeback. Sad to say he has changed for the worse.

The original used to post in CarTalk and was fairly unremarkable.

Then came the long winded, run-on sentence (& parentheses) abusing water-s who talked about his honda and the agricultural life . That was the water-s we all knew and loved.


Water-S 3rd coming never lived up to the expectations he set for himself during his 2nd coming. He had cleaned up his grammar but he became the rural version of PGA/Xenogen who always found a way to weave into his posts some mention of his costly posessions or his family's wealth. The problem was that even without the atrocious writing Water-S is a terrible liar who stretched the bounds of credulity beyond their breaking point.

Water-S

JimmyCarter

Don't include me in your shenanigans monkey-boy, I'm not in that picture

Teh Jatt

you're our next target... pics or ban

kurt_bradley

Why I can't be a normal Pirate is beyond me. I'm not the token Brownie on the ship.

btsilver

wow, this can only end badly. I forsee at least 3 members getting banned before the end of this thread

kurt_bradley

We could add your name in there somewhere. There are still a couple other unnamed pirates on the ship.

wipe0ut

i don't know why he PMd this photo to me but i guess now all you haters out there can finally shut the hell up and apologize to him

fdl

Sadly you may be right. It seems Monday will be my execution day.

Teh Jatt

add him to the rear, add jj and fdl somewhere too.....