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07-27-2005, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by teg_to_bike
Say you pulled a man over... he happens to be a father and a husband. You notice this man wearing woman's underwear. Will he be treated and differently than a man wearing men's underwear?
07-27-2005, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by w1n78
hope i can use it on my mac 
photoshop is junk compared to that
now my questions for you is: what kind of donut would help change your mind about pulling me over and what kind will make it worse? wanna know so i can always have some with me just in case
photoshop is junk compared to thatnow my questions for you is: what kind of donut would help change your mind about pulling me over and what kind will make it worse? wanna know so i can always have some with me just in case
07-27-2005, 05:42 PM
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how many licks does it take to get to teh center of a tootsie pop?
why do cops write tickets and hand them out when most of the time they dont even turn them in??
why do cops write tickets and hand them out when most of the time they dont even turn them in??
07-27-2005, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by fdl
Ever been offered sexual favours to get out of a ticket? Ever pulled over a guy name whiskers?
she was actually hot too...
whiskers, nope
07-27-2005, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by shineynitelite
how many licks does it take to get to teh center of a tootsie pop?
why do cops write tickets and hand them out when most of the time they dont even turn them in??
why do cops write tickets and hand them out when most of the time they dont even turn them in??
we turn them all in here...
my agency is VERY busy so keeping our traffic cites up is hard enough as is
07-27-2005, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by brakejobhelp
3... duh...
we turn them all in here... my agency is VERY busy so keeping our traffic cites up is hard enough as is
we turn them all in here...
my agency is VERY busy so keeping our traffic cites up is hard enough as iscuz i will get a ticket.. call the number and they wont be on file... its weird.. like they try to scare you or something
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*WHEW* im pretty much caught up, im not messing with that intersection shit... intersections in cali dont always look like that, they snug right up to the limit line... you can't do lane changes within like 200feet of an intersection here though...
07-27-2005, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by shineynitelite
cuz i will get a ticket.. call the number and they wont be on file... its weird.. like they try to scare you or something
i either warn or ticket... i try to keep citations up so i'd never think of not turning a cite in...
07-27-2005, 05:47 PM
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brakejobhelp for teh win!
07-27-2005, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Astroboy
brakejobhelp for teh win!
at least it was in hayward, which means KICK ASS mexican food
07-27-2005, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Melanie
Can you take care of my speeding ticket? - Its from Albany, apparently I was going 21mph over the limit or something.....
i'll drive there asap
07-27-2005, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by mclarenf3387
Ever play the meow game or fuck with someone you pulled over in general?
i've said meow once, it was on a girl who was crying b/c she had been pulled over
she was cute, i let her go
07-27-2005, 05:51 PM
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have you responded to murder calls? suicide calls? overdose calls? fatal accident calls? industrial accident calls?
which are the hardest to deal with emotionally?
which are the hardest to deal with emotionally?
07-27-2005, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by brakejobhelp
that movie gave many cops soooooo many ideas...
i've said meow once, it was on a girl who was crying b/c she had been pulled over
she was cute, i let her go
i've said meow once, it was on a girl who was crying b/c she had been pulled over
she was cute, i let her go
Good call, it would make my day it a cop did the meow thing....Super Troopers is packed with fun cop things to do, like the opening scene with the kids and the pot
07-27-2005, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Astroboy
have you responded to murder calls? suicide calls? overdose calls? fatal accident calls? industrial accident calls?
which are the hardest to deal with emotionally?
which are the hardest to deal with emotionally?
suicide - yep, both attempts and completed, but usually a detective grabs these too
OD - yeah, and sadly it's the same... street cops are usually like "pre-investigators" here, b/c we're soo busy...
Fatal Accidents - we turn these over to CHP because the highway boys are way better at accidents than us...
Industrial Accidents - these are kinda rare, i've only been to one where a pipe made a man flat... pretty cool to see... (fucked up cop humor) but this went to a detective
none of those are the worst, we're pretty jaded to things and we get iron stomachs... the only things i still "feel" are kid related crimes... the worst thing i ever saw was a charred baby, head to toe, because of parental neglect... like 98% of her skin was burned, and she was alive and crying in the hospital... it still makes me sick..
07-27-2005, 05:57 PM
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Have you ever kicked the shit out of someone for something they did? Like the parents of that baby you were talking about? I dont know if I could deal with stuff like that, I'd wanna kill them all
07-27-2005, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by brakejobhelp
... pretty cool to see...
none of those are the worst, we're pretty jaded to things and we get iron stomachs... the only things i still "feel" are kid related crimes... the worst thing i ever saw was a charred baby, head to toe, because of parental neglect... like 98% of her skin was burned, and she was alive and crying in the hospital... it still makes me sick..
none of those are the worst, we're pretty jaded to things and we get iron stomachs... the only things i still "feel" are kid related crimes... the worst thing i ever saw was a charred baby, head to toe, because of parental neglect... like 98% of her skin was burned, and she was alive and crying in the hospital... it still makes me sick..
I also understand and hadn't thought of a situation as horrific as you describe here.
Sounds like you're a pretty down to earth guy, i'm sure that helps you stay connected.
07-27-2005, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Melanie
Have you ever kicked the shit out of someone for something they did? Like the parents of that baby you were talking about? I dont know if I could deal with stuff like that, I'd wanna kill them all
07-27-2005, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Astroboy
the cool to see stuff i can identify with, i don't see it as a fucked up sense of humour.
I also understand and hadn't thought of a situation as horrific as you describe here.
Sounds like you're a pretty down to earth guy, i'm sure that helps you stay connected.
I also understand and hadn't thought of a situation as horrific as you describe here.
Sounds like you're a pretty down to earth guy, i'm sure that helps you stay connected.
07-27-2005, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by cob3683
Serious question:
What is the percentage of people you pull over for traffic violations that end up getting a ticket?
What is the percentage of people you pull over for traffic violations that end up getting a ticket?
07-27-2005, 06:09 PM
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most people i ticket talk themselves INTO a ticket...
heres a tip... if a cop approaches your car, takes your license, walks back to his car, and then comes back to you with your license, you probably are not getting a ticket.. (SO BE QUIET and let us say "dont do this again you're causing an unsafe situation blah blah blah)...
heres a tip... if a cop approaches your car, takes your license, walks back to his car, and then comes back to you with your license, you probably are not getting a ticket.. (SO BE QUIET
and let us say "dont do this again you're causing an unsafe situation blah blah blah)...
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Originally Posted by teg_to_bike
Are you more likely to endorse the Valentine One or the Escort Passport?
but i dont use one either, i dont really *need* one
heheheheh
07-27-2005, 06:16 PM
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heh nice:
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07-27-2005, 06:19 PM
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Now I wish I had a serious question to ask 
Good save brakejobhelp....
Good save brakejobhelp....
07-27-2005, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by DRM600
what's the stupidest thing you've busted somebody for or witnessed?
07-27-2005, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Raheel
How strict are you with someone you see smoking pot? to What extent would you let them go?
i will almost always bust for sales though...
and *ALWAYS* for driving under the influence of ANYTHING.... my words are "I dont give a fuck about you, if you wanna hit a tree feel free too... but you're endangering everyone else, and thats why you're going to jail"
07-27-2005, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by brakejobhelp
damm, um, probably hitting his wife while she was in cuffs right in front of me...
07-27-2005, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by DRM600
yup, that's downright foolish. i'm sure he was taken in.