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07-27-2005, 03:05 PM

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All questions answered, all flames will be ignored... unless they're witty. or unless i am bored.

07-27-2005, 03:07 PM

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Why does daddy drink so much?
And did you intend for your post to rhyme?

07-27-2005, 03:07 PM

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Should I fake my orgasms?

07-27-2005, 03:08 PM

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Why do cops pull people over for blue bulbs ? Really does it make a difference...How about having a dropped car how is it really bothering the police?

07-27-2005, 03:08 PM

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are you a cop?

07-27-2005, 03:10 PM

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a real question.....

how far over the speed limit am I allowed to go before you will bother pulling me over (not including school zones or other special areas)???

07-27-2005, 03:10 PM

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hey dood, i sent your stickers today.

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07-27-2005, 03:10 PM

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The brown bag myth. Is it true that cops can't look inside of the brown bags to see what you are drinking? I have to think that cops can do it based on "reasonable belief" that you smelled of alcohol. I'm going to be walking around drinking from brown paper bags all the time in grocery stores and stuff if it's true.

07-27-2005, 03:11 PM

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Here's one - when you sneaky bastards are sitting in your speedtraps in a non-standard parking space (median, side of the road, etc) do you have to keep your running lights on?

07-27-2005, 03:11 PM

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Are they on to me?

07-27-2005, 03:11 PM

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Quote:

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hey dood, i sent your stickers today.

what kind of question is that?

07-27-2005, 03:13 PM

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Quote:

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hey dood, i sent your stickers today.

I put mine on last weekend, i'll have to take pics

07-27-2005, 03:17 PM

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another question.....

why aren't you answering any of the questions???

07-27-2005, 03:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Always Dirty

Why does daddy drink so much?
And did you intend for your post to rhyme?

It totally rhymes; I think it's even in iambic pentameter...

07-27-2005, 03:19 PM

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bay area cop huh? which agency do you work for and is it hard to become a police officer? i'm thinking about that as a career, maybe chp.

07-27-2005, 03:19 PM

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What do you guys do with all the weed you confiscate from teenagers?

07-27-2005, 03:25 PM

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I think he's on donut patrol today

07-27-2005, 03:25 PM

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why do cops ACT like they care

07-27-2005, 03:27 PM

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Ok, I have a question, is this the standard "Cheek grab" used against protestors? Or is this method reserved for violent criminals?

07-27-2005, 03:27 PM

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Wow, worst answers ever.

07-27-2005, 03:28 PM

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Being that he hails from San Fran....I'm guessing he's the guy in the middle.

07-27-2005, 03:29 PM

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Freeze sister!
You have the right to remain Fabulous!!!

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07-27-2005, 03:31 PM

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this is kinda like the thread where the guy said he would get AZ members auction priced cars

07-27-2005, 03:31 PM

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What's the standard procedure if you find a couple having sex inside a car parked on the side of the road? How about bj being given while the guy is driving?

07-27-2005, 03:32 PM

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what a worthless cop

07-27-2005, 03:32 PM

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He may be arresting us all as we speak.

07-27-2005, 03:34 PM

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WORST. THREAD. EVER.

07-27-2005, 03:37 PM

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Quote:

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What's the standard procedure if you find a couple having sex inside a car parked on the side of the road? How about bj being given while the guy is driving?

I think I just made a mess in my pants.

07-27-2005, 03:37 PM

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Freeze sister!
You have the right to remain Fabulous!!!

07-27-2005, 03:37 PM

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Can you make a U turn in the left lane when the light is red?

07-27-2005, 03:38 PM

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Would these guys get the ticket?

07-27-2005, 03:40 PM

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Quote:

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Can you make a U turn in the left lane when the light is red?

yes so long as you don't enter into the intersection.

07-27-2005, 03:40 PM

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I like the trademark he put on this post. So if I make another post with this same title can you arrest me?

07-27-2005, 03:40 PM

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I think he dropped jelly on the keyboard

07-27-2005, 03:40 PM

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Quote:

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Would these guys get the ticket?

07-27-2005, 03:41 PM

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Would these guys get the ticket?

They look "of color"... it's not doubtful.

07-27-2005, 03:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusJuice

Can you make a U turn in the left lane when the light is red?

I can answer this one. No. Not any different than making a left turn on a red light. Although if you are on the left lane of a one way road turning left onto a one way road, you can turn when light is red.